remove yourself from every current situation. and any future situations. and any past situations
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Not today Justin
noise dept.

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One Nice Bug Per Day
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occasionally subtle
EXPECTATIONS
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@general-alicia
remove yourself from every current situation. and any future situations. and any past situations
Also i think estinien should get even more sweaty shirtless scenes for no reason.
“op is a morally corrupt pervert” ok 💖 yay +follow
get real
twilight princess funniest zelda game ever made
one of the reoccurring minor plots is that a 3 year old with the mental capacity of an adult is trying to abolish capitalism in the big city. there's a yeti couple living in an abandoned mansion and the guy yeti is like 10 times the size of and more visibly monstrous than the girl yet they made him a malewife. you can collect insects for a little girl that is insane about them and gives you strange and off-putting dialogue about each bug everytime you give her one and practically threatens you if you try to leave her home without giving her bugs she doesn't have yet. one of the modes of transportation in this game is being shot out of a giant canon by a depressed clown and landing on your feet with no injuries. there's a spaghetti western style minigame where the objective is to talk to 20 different cats. a chicken attempts to flirt with link. they made tingle into a sexyman caricature.
i completely forgot about ooccoo while making this post. this fucking thing:
and, of course, her son too
Every time someone says that Twilight Princess is too grimdark and serious, I want to point them to this post. It’s a very silly game.
haunted by The Character (my friends oc)
wearing two cursed amulets to manipulate them into competing with each other for ownership of my soul and unintentionally improving my life in their attempts to seduce me
If you don't treat Belly with the same reverence and eroticism that's given to Titties what are you even doing
"Great day to make my rounds in town!"
never forget what's really important: approval from pervert women on the internet
It's all fun and games until she breaks out the superheated dragon girl pussy-
I made a compilation of all the shenaniganry that occurred(that I screenshotted) from this post. Put it under the cut.
ADDING THIS ONE TO THE COLLECTION. COURTESY OF ONE @modeus-the-unbound
EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU MODEUS.
A new addition to the collection, courtesy of my friend Ham. Everybody say thank you Ham.
if you put the new harry potter show on my dash in any way it's gonna be an automatic unfollow from me, guys. like. it's 2026. come the fuck on
fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever
everyone is always surprised to learn that I have never watched Dragon Ball Z OR The Lord of The Rings lmao
LittleKuriboh has come out as trans!
proof of a hero
man i wonder why the Wraith and the Beast are the least liked vessels in the fandom. i wonder why the two most visceral depictions of the Princess are the least liked in the fandom. i wonder why the two most unconventional vessels are the least liked in the fandom. i wonder why th