[jackiefactotum]

I don’t even know. I’ve been having a really bad day. Have some sharks.

[the-haiku-bot]

I don’t even know.

I’ve been having a really

bad day. Have some sharks.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[velvetmasonry]

Chansonnier cordiforme de Montchenu

Heart-shaped songbook, c. 1475

[loveridden1999]

[papayajuan2019]

you're too caught up in the metaphor. go run a mile or push something heavy

[velvetmasonry]

Gold ring with a heart-shaped bezel set with a wolf's tooth, England or France, 13th century

Later inscribed c. 1375-1425 to use as a charm against toothache and to calm storms

[aureliagaming]

*coughs blood* youre all just jealous of my wound. yuore trying to make me get rid of it because you wish you had a wound this cool

[clubcope]

bro said he was beleaguered i was like well look what has beset you

[doggosource]

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[retroactivebakeries]

“I have performed the necessary butchery. Here is the bleeding corpse.”

— Henry James, after a request by the Times Literary Supplement to cut three lines from a 5,000 word article (via annadevries)

[punctilobula]

whoever came up with shaving pussy should be put to death

[zszsze]

we're honestly completely fucked if zombies ever discover the power of working together synchronously using an agile team collaboration framework

[jumex]

Men will cum in anything…..you could throw a plate across the room and a man will fuck it before it lands

[saturnmortis]

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

[detournementsmineurs]

Vintage “Typewriter” charm in gold, pearl, ruby and sapphire.

[thewickerking]

day one after changing sheets: ok im gonna kick my bad habits i won't eat in bed or leave knives or scissors or lighters in bed I'll have only normal bed things in my bed and I'll change the sheets more often too

day two after changing sheets: oh yeah this half eaten bundt cake is sleeping with me tonight

[dokudamitea]

well life just isnt fucking fair is it humpback whale 85