Lee's Swamp Boy 🐊

damn the yankee nation god save the south

[intactics-deactivated20211231]

and i don't necessarily believe any of this i'm just saying words recreationally

[correctopinionhaver]

[richard-hollabackgirl-nixon]

This was not made ironically.

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

always insane about Joseph and Jesus btw like did Jesus look like Joseph? in the way that people come to look like the people they love and spend so much time with? Did Joseph every doubt, even after the angels and the flight did he ever lie awake and think maybe he was a fool for believing in a virgin birth? did he ever resent Jesus because of the mockery that both he and his wife received? did he forget that Jesus wasn't his son because he was his son in all the ways that mattered? how young did he start teaching him how to be a craftsman? how much time did they spend together building and creating? Jesus saw his mother at the cross but did he think of the man who raised him as he died? did he think of his second father???

[iseult-blanchemains]

He knew his son would outshine him from the beginning,

so taught this child the only thing he could:

The skill of taking blades and wood,

and turning death into something else entirely.

The Carpenter, by Jay Hulme

[friedfossils-art]

🍃 scouting through the forest, a female Carnotaurus spots two males courting with each other! 💗💕

🌈 happy pride month!!! 🏳️‍🌈

[general-robert-e-lee]

GEN LEE!!!

COYOTE MY BELOVED 😘

[rodyathecoyote]

i’m begging you to give me your discord or phone number or something you were one of my bestest friends and i miss you

[general-robert-e-lee]

I GOT U HANG ON

[general-robert-e-lee]

GEN LEE!!!

COYOTE MY BELOVED 😘

[hellbabyfromhell]

I hate your fucking green hairrr they remind me of toxic slutch

i never posted this because i wanted to keep it forever but i think posting it is the best way. i say “toxic slutch” many times a week. thank you.

[general-robert-e-lee]

i love u too just like the last ask said. even though i don't know u and found your blog like 1 hour ago. but still i do. it is only natural that robert e lee and john tyler would one day encounter one another on the spiritual plane (tumblr)

i do have that affect on people <3 sending love to you across the spiritual plane mr president 😤

[presidenttyler-deactivated20260]

more atzerodt for those of you who can appreciate men who are terrible and fail at everything

[nobrashfestivity]

Unknown, Bear illustration for Magic Yeast, 1890s

[presidenttyler-deactivated20260]

dating app profile

name: john tyler

job: pretending to be john tyler on the internet

interests: bad antebellum presidents, unsuccessful assassins, the civil war, long walks on the beach

turn-ons in a partner: being 5'5, being hated by everyone, emerging from the swamp, beating charles sumner to the brink of death with a gutta percha cane

turn-offs in a partner: men who use dating apps

red flags in myself: none

star sign: aries

[general-robert-e-lee]

I love you! You’re alive!

i love you too! i am indeed alive i just forget to get on here oops

[cozybonfires]

rory_mcmahonnn

[domesticabuser]

[trillium-cutlass-scabbard]

This is toxic🙃

[moonlitlillypop]

[sensiblereblogifposts]

Reblog if you alone decide what is funny

[boy-gutz]

@joeydrews-used-dildo

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

last night was crazy we were passing around a jar of honey taking spoonfuls each till 4 am

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

smiling real big like this :D rn love and light

[pictures-of-dogs]

happy wet beast wednesday

[unstablecryptid]

We can't jerk off or ibuprofen out way out of this one fellas