The Blog of a Generallynegativenancy

What the hell are you doing here? Go away. For god's sake, this is the bathroom of the internet, not the cabaret.

[sirensorisons]

[koobaxion-deactivated20220403]

[generallynegativenancy]

Yes Alex, who is John Mulaney?

[hashtagblaze]

son: dad can we order out tonight??? dad: sorry buddy my selfie only got 1 like today, tonight were gonna have to starve.

[generallynegativenancy]

Visions of the future, c. 2019

[dreamofhircine]

I inject a can of nos directly into my veins and trigger the Jimmy Neutron Brain Blast animation sequence but when the camera pans back out of my ear canal I’m dead on the floor

[generallynegativenancy]

Big mood

[liquidisedfish]

BRUH

[generallynegativenancy]

Unasked-for Advice:

Normally, larger caliber weapons (> .308, 7.62mm) are best for the removal of feral hogs. Anything less won't penetrate their tough hide, and may just piss them off

[pukicho]

please boss, I just wants to eats some smegetti and meatsballs , me’s and fat fucking tony has been’s spankings thems goodie two shoes alls dayses, pleases boss, pleases

[pukicho]

You either read this in Gollums voice or not at all 

[generallynegativenancy]

Wow! Get fucked!

[racistspiderman]

More women

[sevey6]

Thank god they decided to make more

[somesaypoetry]

Wow

Dolly Parton has really been hard at work

[generallynegativenancy]

I've got this mental image of Dolly Parton cracking open a dude like he's a party favor, grabbing a rib or two, yeeting it into the mud, and then picking the women off the vine a few weeks later with the exact same mannerisms as a vineyard owner talking about their grapes.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[generallynegativenancy]

You know those hands are icy as all hell too

[peachstonefemme]

Reblog this to get:

A Very Gay Hug

Money

A thunderstorm

[generallynegativenancy]

Reblogging to get a Very Gay Hug by a thunderstorm made of money

[dianimations]

Quiet ☁️

[generallynegativenancy]

This is the art animation for the YouTube playlist "Lofi Underwater beats - to Study / Relax to" but it's actually just a vaporwave remix of Bobby Darin's "Beyond The Sea" on a loop

[babyanimalgifs]

[generallynegativenancy]

A weapon to surpass metal gear

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[benkenobee]

Fun fact y’all, the reason why so many Ancient Greek and Roman statues have tiny genitalia was because large ones were associated with stupidity, ugliness, and foolishness. Smaller penises meant rationality, wisdom, and authority. If you look for ancient statues of well-known horny and mischievous figures like Pan, they have hella large dicks.

[communistbussy]

i’m stupid and my meat is huge

[iprayforangels-deactivated20220]

himbos

[surprisebitch]

he could also be a grower y'all

[generallynegativenancy]

It's official: BDE and stupid energy are the same thing.

[deaddolin]

reblog to be filled with rice instantly

[amazngspidey-deactivated2024090]

We’re like VHS tapes.

The ones from old video rental stores.

They weren’t always worn from being rented. Sometimes it was because they were sold from someone who had them awhile. Then, they end up on the shelf for public consumption. Back in the world’s rotation.

We’re like fucking VHS tapes.

[deaddolin]

man what

[generallynegativenancy]

Is this what it looks like when someone gets so high they become class conscious?

[jewish-mccoy]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

[silent-wordsmith]

reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak.

[thatdiva]

Reblog if you hate nazis.

[generallynegativenancy]

Just a brief reminder of what this blog's about

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Likes are hecka nice, reblogs are bitchin’, but what really floats my mcboaty is when someone adds on or comments to a post. You’re turning my dumb shitpost into a dumb and weirder shitpost conversation. That’s totally tubular thanks u rad mad lad

[generallynegativenancy]

Eat my ass you beautiful bastard

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

Space Is Not That Cool When The Ocean Is Already Full of Weird Shit

[feniczoroark]

Does the Ocean have GIANT SPINNING BALLS THAT EMITE RADIATION?

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

no, but it has this thing!

[raymondcest]

Don’t forget about this other thing!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

and these things!

[c0ntr0lledchaos]

[generallynegativenancy]

Let's get one thing clear: the ocean is cool if you prefer biology and creepy shit basically underneath you. Space is cool if you prefer physics and trying to comprehend the infinite. Capiche?

[thebootydiaries]

couch for sale

$20. Used. This is where we would kiiii ;3 ~nuzzle nuzzle~ ^_^ *boops ur nose* XD but she left me for a bear because he can rAwR 0_o. A literal bear.

Do NOT contact me with unsolicited offers.

[just-a-normal-bear]

Hello, I’m interested in the couch you are selling. I need a place to kiss my new gf.

[thebootydiaries]

don’t u ever think u can talk to me again

[generallynegativenancy]

Hey, this is great! I feel violated!

[liquidisedfish]

my friend told me this today and i’m actually fucking heartbroken what the fuck

[such-justice-wow]

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[nyanbinyuri]

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[nyanbinyuri]

NVM WE GOOD

[a-very-real-human-deactivated20]

THANK GOD

[the-bone-thief]