GeneralN0m

24 year old agent of chaos | Ace | Call me whatever you think seems funniest

[generaln0m]

It's Raining Men but it's actually raining men.

[generaln0m]

Having an archive-heavy memory sucks. Like how do you not know how the thing you built is put back together?

Yes actually, I can in fact remember everything I've worked on when shown it again; what kind of blank-ass inner worlds are you people operating on?

[generaln0m]

Nothing like inviting two people who've never met over to watch a movie and then letting one know they're driving the other home.

Maybe woulda took the plastic skeleton out of the back seat if i knew we were watching a serial killer film too.

[generaln0m]

Apparently W622 filing cabinet keys work on CAT74 paper towel dispensers.

Small world.

[kineticpenguin]

[humphreybogie]

Since the Feds are now offering a 100k reward for info on Charlie Kirks shooter, it feels like a great time to remind everyone that the snitch that turned in Luigi Mangione never got her promised $60k reward money. Don't do the FBIs jobs for them lol they will not pay you.

[redstonedust]

the thing that bothers me with 7 deadly sin based characters is when they cant decide if they embody the sin by suffering from it or by drawing it out of others. ie. if your gluttony demon is a guy who loves eating then your lust demon should be a gooner sex pest. and if your lust demon is a seductive girlboss then your gluttony demon should be a 5 star chef. does this make sense.

[aroace-polyshow]

honestly i never thought the phrase “i want that twink obliterated” was like a sexual thing. like when i read the phrase i imagine “a meteor like the one that killed the dinosaurs is summoned from the heavens and hits the twink in question” type situation

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Wait, it's a sex thing? I've always assumed it was a supervillain giving his henchman orders to destroy the lithe young hero invading his evil lair.

[hobbular]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Yes exactly!

[snailfarts]

[thewitchoftheweed]

We live in the dumbest, lamest cyberpunk dystopia possible.

So LA has been — and continues to — protest against ICE. These protests haven’t gotten any smaller or lost any momentum, but social media wasn’t reflecting it.

TikTok users, realizing that the platform/other social media are censoring/deleting/shadowbanning these protest videos, decided to find a workaround.

They’re calling it the LA Music Festival. Ice detention centers and other protest locations are “stages.” The hottest band is Rage Against the Machine. “Here’s what gear you should be bringing to stay safe at the LA Music Festival.”

And it fucking worked.

TikTok has become a proving ground for a lot of new music, meaning lots of labels and organizations have lucrative deals with TikTok to promote their new artists and music festivals. So they absolutely cannot censor the words “music festival” or train the algorithm to ignore it, or they risk endangering that very important revenue.

So now protest videos are flooding feeds again, but it’s the LA 24/7 Music Festival. Truly an incredible timeline we’ve landed in.

[charonsferry]

During the Civil Rights Movement of the 60s, radio broadcasts would refer to upcoming marches as "parties" and use other such euphemisms to sneak calls to organize past censors.

This is, frankly, a timeless strategy, just done online.

[the-disemvoweler]

Charlie Kirk can rest in piss

[generaln0m]

Chrl Krk cn rst n pss

[casket-girlie]

Yeah running water is cool but uuh. You do know that if you use it to pour enough water into a container you can put your head in it and drown and DIE??? Yeah this is crazy and evil and sad. What if a kid does that. This is why I propose the idea to make it so people pay 200000$ every time they use the sink!!! This is because no child has that much money so they are physically unable to harm themselves <3 Wdym this is insane and we shouldn't be paying 200000$ just to get a glass of water. There are no ulterior motives. No it's not about taking your money. This is for child safety. Don't you want children to be safe??? You evil sicko freak. What's wrong with you for thinking this is wrong and won't work.

[ferrettoy]

you! guy who likes fictional lesbians to the point of feeling a strange sense of pain! you can be a lesbian. but there are some steps you have to complete first

[elamimax]

First, you need to gather [4 BOAR HIDES] from the Haunted Village.

[chongoblog]

The whole “protect the children” stuff makes a lot more sense when you realize that they treat their children like their possessions, so it’s less “let our children live their best lives” and more “don’t mess with my long term investment”

[bogleech]

With so much other bullshit tied up in it, it's easy to forget that the entire root of homophobia, probably why old religions even made it a sin at all, is just the fear that your bloodline will ever end, because for some people the point of making children is just that theyll make grandchildren

[oneheadtoanother]

[arirna]

[snourch]

[generaln0m]

I got all the way in line at the grocery store cause they always ID me on NyQuil. Figure I might as well just go to the clerk instead of tripping the self checkout fun police.

Tell me why they didn't ID me this time. I get ID'd legitimately every other place and time I'm supposed to.

Why'd you pick the day I walk into a line of full carts with a pack of toilet paper and a bottle of knockout juice to show me the futility of man?

[sufjanswidow]

i think i'll watch gay porn tonight and touch my personal penis. every day is a gift you can give to youreself....

[sufjanswidow]

what's not clicking. it's on my person

[generaln0m]

Penis to hear your prayers

Penis who cares