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@genericdanishguy
Nikolaj by Sarah Dunn
danish guy showed up ten minutes early to meet a friend for a beer and is very annoyed that his friend is the type who shows up on time for things because it's cold as fuck but it's still too early in the year for proper coats and what's a guy to do?
danish guy who has just been reminded they're going to his aunt's 70th birthday party this weekend and his football team are playing their arch rivals (who are currently top of the league ugh and there's this one guy at work who supports them and is way too smug about it) that same day and he was going to go with the lads but now he can't. his wife tried to remind him that the kids at the party would probably be allowed to watch in the upstairs den and he could just go sit with them and fucking woop he'd probably rather just get updates on his phone than do that but thank you honey definitely.
Nikolaj real life aesthetic
Basically S8 Winterfell Jaime with hair product
danish guy who is about 15 seconds away from realising just how much the insurance is going to be on his new car, but he's going to buy it anyway because it's cool but the trunk is still big enough to hold his scuba gear and he's really into scuba diving so that's a priority. it's what he does on the weekend because he really wanted to be a wildlife photographer but instead he ended up with a portrait gallery taking a lot of pictures of babies who either scream or poop on things or both. (he can't wait for the whole 'naked baby portrait' fad to be over. don't be the asshole who tells him that'll never happen.)
Danish lessons with Nikolaj [Insp] (request by @welsharcher)
1. danish guy who lost a bet at his high school reunion and now has to enter a billy ray cyrus impersonation contest. he is secretly 107% sure he’s going to win and loves telling everyone all about it at family gatherings and pretending he isn’t super looking forward to it.
2. danish guy who once slept with his older brother’s girlfriend and got caught. he feels bad but also he’s not-so-secretly way proud of this achievement. here he’s trying to explain to the guy who will be best man at his wedding that he absolutely definitely should not mention it in his wedding speech *wink wink nudge nudge*
3. danish sex therapist whose teenage kids are even more thrilled than he is that he has been hired to talk about mating habits on reality dating show married at first sight because that means he’ll be less likely to want to talk about intercourse as the kids are trying to chew their way through their spelt burger buns. he found out at the absolute last minute that one of the featured couples were lesbians and here he is trying to explain scissoring to the host of the show.
4. danish guy doing instructional videos on youtube about algebra or some shit.
danish guy contemplates buying a motorcycle but then decides that's too generic midlife crisis and also those things are a lot of work to maintain and they're super loud and his suburban neighbours would start leaving passive-aggressive notes in his mailbox and he doesn't really need a motorcycle he's got the jacket and that's definitely enough to get laid
(this is showing up as a caption but let’s not pretend i have the artistic skills to put this together. the original post is by @daily-men)
