Fear the Old Blood

Fia | 30+ | Bloodborne enthusiast | lover of sad little men | mostly Video Games & various TV-shows | I draw. FFXIV Gene Sledge @Cerberus

[lonepinetimeline]

[apricotshark]

the monty hall saga

please watch brooklyn nine-nine

[misskiwi]

hoooOw dare you detective diaz i am your supIORIOR OFFICER! (BONE!!!!)whathappensinmybedroomdetectiveis none of your business (!boOoOoNE?!) dont, ever, speak to me like that again.

[timelordinaustralia]

Get to know me meme | favourite actors [3/5]   ↳ Rami Malek 

[mando-lore]

He did not forget his name

[thepositivecattitude]

I haven’t laughed this hard in a while.

[jasper-rolls]

remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign

[pooplex-deactivated20140101]

[atomicpowered]

And my personal favorite

[frxppy]

ARE YOU KIDDING ME

[kimchievic]

This is one of my favorite posts on this goddamn site.

[demoncism-deactivated20180118]

@eijun-kun

[zwynn]

Behold the glamour of movie making and the flexibility of Chris Evans.  😆 (x) 

[patrickdiomedes]

@minaminokyoko

[templarsandhoes]

my kink is when an npc gives you a side quest but you already completed it without the prompt so you can immediately turn it in for a reward

[rosasanctus]

Them: What do you remember about Middle School?

Me:

[filmouts]

Rami Malek Photographed by Eric Ray Davidson

[captainlordauditor]

da2 is what happens when you get a bunch of dnd characters and then don’t really give them a campaign you just toss them into a city to live there and have Shenanigans. 

“I’m playing a elven blood mage.” “yeah, okay, what’s she doing in a human city?” “research.”

“I’m playing a dwarven bard.” “….and?” “just a dwarven bard.” “is he, like, a spy, a wandering adventure, what? why’s he away from the mountain?” “fuck if i know.”

[captainlordauditor]

“My character is a cleric to the god of justice who’s become disillusioned with the established orders of priests and wants to destroy them and start again. His name is Anders.” “Is he from the anderfels?” “No, of course not. He’s Ferelden.”

[you-need-a-ladder]

“My character is an elf. His name is Fenris.” “Okay… is he a mage? Does he like… transform into a wolf?” “No, he’s a warrior! He USED to be a slave to a mage, and as a result hates all magic.” “Fine. Roll for strength.” “He can use magic to rip people’s hearts out.” “What.” “His owner put magic ore in his veins and now he can use a magic punch.” “…” “…” “Why would he-” “Also he’s in love with a mage.”

[captainlordauditor]

“Is hawke hot?”

“Oh, Hawke is super hot.”

[rolls a charisma saving throw against the hot mage and fails] “SHIT”

[mikkeneko]

Meanwhile Aveline’s just over here gritting her teeth because she spent three hours on her backstory carefully crafted to intertwine with the recent game lore (Ostagar) and her tragic dead husband (Wesley) and nobody else even seems interested

[ohtome]

[capsfromtrek]

[apple-duty]

When ur song comes on and the mountain is lit

[threemoonsareshining]

“He’s not my type, he’s arrogant, he’s got an attitude problem. 

I think he’s kind of a dick, I’ve met him once.”

[shepplo]

“Look, Seeker, if you love a character, you give them pain, ruin their lives, make them suffer. Maybe even throw in a heroic death.” “That makes no sense!”

[genetheholyblade]

A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities

Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.

Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.

Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.

Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.

Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.

Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.

Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato

[thesewickedhands]

Rami Malek in Buster’s Mal Heart (2016)