Miranda Lawson

"And we'd be lucky to have you, Shepard. Too many join us out of simple xenophobia. We need more people here for the right reasons." Independent Miranda Lawson Mass Effect RP blog. Read the rules.

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[julietteshepard]

[Scowls harder.] “We are not awful. We have more style than some people I can mention.”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Nearly laughing.] "Oh, style. That's what you're calling it. Are you trying to tell me you can dance better than me? As much as I hate to say it, Shepard, I think the only person we've served with who can dance as well as me is Jack.

"If you can call what she does dancing."

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[julietteshepard]

[Glares.] “Garrus does the same little dance.”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Grinning.] "And you're both just equally awful."

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Brow perk] “And why not? I’m sure you’ve already done far more embarrassing things, like dance in public.”

[julietteshepard]

"What- My dancing is not an embarrassment!"

[geneticsperfected-blog]

"In all my years, seldom have I seen someone whose dancing was worse than yours."

[commanderrjaneshepard]

"You’ve been a bad girl again, haven’t you?"

Jane paused. Then raised an eyebrow. “Tch, Miranda. You know me. I’m always bad.” She snorted. Not totally sure what brought this out of the operative.

[commanderrjaneshepard]

Her breath hitched when Miranda’s finger trailed up her body. Jane bit her bottom lip, hard enough to cause a little sting. “Really?” Jane muttered. Taking a step forward. The smirk still prominent on her features. “Should I remedy that? Or…” Jane trailed off. Cocking her head to the side. “Just leave you out?”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

Miranda brought her finger to rest underneath Jane's chin, confident she could control the woman with that alone, perhaps with a little aid from her expression and words. "You're a smart woman, Shepard." With her index finger, she gently drew Jane's chin forward. "You tell me."

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[julietteshepard]

[Rolls eyes] "I am not doing your stupid dare."

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Brow perk] "And why not? I'm sure you've already done far more embarrassing things, like dance in public."

[commanderrjaneshepard]

╰☆╮

1st Person gets: A gentle hug

Jane chuckled and wrapped her arms around Miranda. Burying her nose in the operative’s soft hair. She didn’t squeeze too hard, letting her arms set just half an inch away from Miranda’s body.

[geneticsperfected-blog]

Miranda sighed softly and returned Jane's hug. It was nice to actually meet Oriana. Maybe she could have a sister, after all. "Thanks, Shepard--for everything."

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Amused grin] “Are you? Just like every other time you’ve said that to me?”

[julietteshepard]

[Cracks knuckles.] “This time I mean it.”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Maintaining grin] "I'm sure you do."

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[julietteshepard]

[Scowls] “I am going to murder you.”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[Amused grin] "Are you? Just like every other time you've said that to me?"

[julietteshepard]

Dare - Send out an open frequency vid comm of yourself and Traynor making out.

"Miranda you bitch! It was you that connected my omni-tool to Hackett’s last night wasn’t it?! God damn it! Do you know how long he cussed me out for?!” [Glares.]

[geneticsperfected-blog]

"Yes, I do. I was amused the entire time. Now do the dare."

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] I mean jokes and pranks, Shepard.

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Maybe Kasumi can hack his visor and upload some graphic imagery.

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Anything that isn’t messing with my omnitool or terminal.

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

[Short pause]

[MSG] I should tell you no.

[MSG] But if you can convince Kasumi to swing it, I’d love to see the look on his face.

[MSG] bet Kenny would help if Kas won’t, too

[geneticsperfected-blog]

(( I just had to share this. It fit so well.

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[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] I'll see what I can do.

[geneticsperfected-blog]

I may not be on for a while. My computer overheated and I don’t know if it’ll come back on.

[geneticsperfected-blog]

((Update: my old computer is busted beyond repair. I managed to pull out an old one, though, so I can still access Skype and Tumblr.))

[geneticsperfected-blog]

I may not be on for a while. My computer overheated and I don't know if it'll come back on.

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

[MSG] Not sure if you’re asking me to make jokes at Garrus’s expense or ask him to do paperwork.

[MSG] I do the former all the time.

[MSG] Not sure the latter fits with his current vigilante image.

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] I mean jokes and pranks, Shepard.

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Maybe Kasumi can hack his visor and upload some graphic imagery.

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Anything that isn't messing with my omnitool or terminal.

[cmdr-blackjack-shepard]

[MSG] I’m sorry, ‘randa. I just…we get so few laughs around here sometimes.

[MSG] I’ll talk to Kas

[MSG] and jack

[geneticsperfected-blog]

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Must half of it be at my expense?

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] I do all the paperwork around here.

[TEXT: Cdr. Shep.] Why not Garrus? He's re-calibrated the main gun upward of a dozen times now, he's not doing anything important.

[nerdrehab]

Spread. Spread like wildfire.

[geneticsperfected-blog]

"You gutless whore. I didn't make you perfect so you could run away on me. I spent a fortune on making you and this is how you repay me? By running away and spending your life trying to bring me down? You're nothing but a waste of time."

"You’re God damned right I am. I never, ever belonged to you. You may have created me, but I am not your daughter, and you are not my father.”

[geneticsperfected-blog]

"Look at you Miranda. You've gotten involved with the Alliance and made it as XO. And you have no children either, my dynasty dies with you. You are a failure."