Your Chaotic Neutral Fave

Formerly known as "thefriendlypothole" There is no proof you exist, only evidence.

[aqueerkettleofish]

For those who have missed it, a tourist in Hawaii decided it would be fun to chuck a rock (a BIG rock) at a monk seal. He missed, but he was captured on video, and when told it was illegal to interfere with them, said "I'm rich, I can pay the fine."

Is the best part that he got doxxed? No.

Is the best part that he got tracked down by a local and beaten? No.

Arrested on state at federal charges, looking at up to 5 years and 50K? Nope.

The best part is the local city council's reaction.

And the best part of that is the look on the attorney's face.

[depsidase]

[blessedbrick]

That's kind of why they exist actually

[footsteps-on-the-dance-floor]

april fools day is actually the most sensible day of the year because it's the only day on which people will read something on the internet and stop for a second to consider whether or not it's actually true

[philosopherking1887]

They should start calling it April Media Literacy Day.

[rabid-transcendentalist]

Happy Holidays! Don't forget to grab a knife :)

[imaginarylands4000]

[freakoutgirl]

the internet seems like a distant dream

[freakoutgirl]

whatever we are on rn is not the internet. It's ads

[icaseybaybee]

[cannibalcaprine2]

behold my family heirloom: extremely fragile keep reading button, please dont click it, it WILL shatter

whats your fucking problem

[eonblueinmay]

Watching the process of this absolutely stunning painting makes it even more beautiful.

The artist is Sydney Swisher

[moniquill]

[infinitemachine]

That is wild. I love it.

[beyondthetemples-ooc]

Can someone explain the drink they call squash in England?

[moniquill]

It's made by squashing fruit, usually citrus.

[epicsause-official]

"comparing apples and oranges" has always been funny to me as an expression because people's go to exampe of two things so radically different that they defy any useful comparison are apples. and oranges. like you would struggle to find a more comparable pair of objects than that. theyre literally sold right next to each other in most stores.

[epicsause-official]

wikipedia has a whole ass section dedicated to international variants of the idiom so let me quickly run through them

see this is even worse than oranges. pears and apples are like the most comparable things ever. france takes another L

ok so this is what i mean. these are measures of temperature and texture and are in fact not very comparable. молодцы ребята продолжаем в том же духе.

colombia wins most vivid image invoked hands down. would not want that to happen to me.

and i think we can all agree romania wins this hands down. everyone give a big round of applause to romania

[comvi]

[secularsasquatch]

[linesforskits]

What gets me about French toast is that its origins lie in Rome long before France was established. Heck it was more popularized in England and Germany as "poor man's pudding".

[mndvx]

THE MUPPET SHOW (2026)

[ithinkhobiknows]

[feeshies]

Funny growing up in the late 2000s and seeing constant "don't text and drive" warnings, PSAs telling us to put our phones down behind the wheel, wait until you're home to send that text, a phone-distracted driver is a deadly driver etc etc

Only for modern car manufacturers to be like "we made the car a phone :) now you have to text and drive to change the radio station :)"

[aropride]

this was written 100 years ago but it reads like a post i would make on my tumblr blog in 2026