The CottonSquad

My name is E̵̢̠̲̯̻̜̗̰̓͛͗̂͐̎̽̍̄͋͌͐̈́̕͝m̶̛̛̤͙͚̻̭͇̰͔̪̫̫̏͆̑̆̓̽̈́́̍̄̚͜ờ̸̺͎̜̀̒̃͐̆̿͂̓̄̀͑͂̐̎̒̽̐̋͐̃̈́̀̓̕͝͠͝r̶̰̩̣͙̹̭̠͒̋d̵̢̢̨̨̛̜̪͕̘̙̭̙̬̝̯̥̲̻̣̙̖̱͖̻̦̑̐̓̈́̊̂̅̆͒̔͒͌̔͒͊͊͘͘͠ͅn̵͎̲͍̭̮̺̦͇̪̞̭̈́̽̈͌͐̈̇̃̈́̄͋͛̃̊́̐̓̔̇͐̈́͌͊̃̓͛̌͆ī̴̛̦͓̮̹̗̮̣̮̯̲̝̟͈̝̪̗̪̦̤̲͕̠͎̰̩̘͂̎̈̆͑͆̎̀̑̈́̋̀̈́͊̎̿̆̽͋̆͗̕̚͜l̷̢̦̘͇̼̩̪͔͔̑̅͋́̎̈͒͆̀͆̒̽͒̽̄͐̋̒͌̆̅̎͂́͛̈́̚͘ą̸̛̛̛̦̗͔̘̼͎̳̮͍̱̤̭͙̝͖̩̥̪̰͍̳̭̟͖͚̰̮̌̄̈̽͊̏̒͌̊̔̎͜͝͝͝ͅp̴̨̰̹͉͚͔̬̮̥͙̣̦̖͔̫̭̭̽̐̇̆̾͋̿̈̄̄́̀͒̆̈́̃̉͆̀͆͌̿̚͝. Has been known to make "art" and "low effort visual gags" pushin 30 I just Love moving house every year support for the oppressed ALWAYS supercedes the hatred of the oppressor cottonsquab.carrd.co post-modern Luddite (historical not derogatory)

[cottonsquab]

I’ll be opening up a few pixel art commissions over on my Ko-fi, I have 5 slots open! Reblogs appreciated even if you can’t buy one yourself.

ko-fi.com/cottonsquab

THANKS!!

[drzootsuit]

them: This strain is called 'Main Page', you'll be fucked the hell uop

me: whatever I wont feel shit

ten minutes later

me: eeee-maaaail!

[sleepymancer]

Hey I tried to reblog this and it opened a markiplier five nights at freddys video what kind of fucked up sorcery did you cast on this post

[drzootsuit]

characters

[only-tiktoks]

[kaapstadmk]

Thank you for sharing.

Remember, folks, Wetlands are nature's water treatment facilities. Protect them!

[decompose1]

i think there’s divinity in gross and ugly things. i think the radical love and acceptance of what is weird and nasty is angelic and i think there is something holy about indulging in the neglected/looked down on/outcast/unacceptable parts of this world. you should let yourself be weird

[innerchildabortionclinic]

penis dashboard kind of night

[kaijuno]

PLEASE CYBERBROS DRIVE YOUR TRUCK INTO THE NEAREST LAKE. DONT WORRY ITS A FEATURE

[bumbleshark]

the last time a cybertruck backed into a pond, it went really well for a drowned millionaire soooo what could go wrong.

[teathattast]

[mutant-distraction]

[akiragatr]

Yes YES The horse is out

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

I think our coins should have holes in them. Currencies with holes in them are just superior currencies. All currency should be something you can string like beads. China knows what's up.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I mean, I don't want to sound stupid, but I always assumed that the Ancient Romans were mammals

[someguyiguess-deactivated202511]

they are its just like a platypus situation

[legoobsessionist]

[aibidil]

One time I saw this New Yorker cartoon with a piece of penne pasta answering the phone and saying, “Fusilli, you crazy bastard! How are you?” and now I cannot cook fusilli without thinking you crazy bastard

[aibidil]

[dduane]

cc: @petermorwood

[petermorwood]

[femcassidy]

prophecy class cancelled due to foreseen circumstances

[emmavonskulltaker]

pssst the Monterey Bay Aquarium workers are unionizing and you can show your support 👇

Employees of the Monterey Bay Aquarium are forming their union! Monterey Bay Aquarium Workers United stands together to create a better futu

[nat-the-octo]

Toby Fox just put this in his bluesky and I think it’s very important and everyone needs to see it

[subjectverb]

“we need more evil female characters” you guys cant even handle a traumatized teenage girl making a mistake

[o-lanterns]

Really interesting devolution of my language composition in just 3 days of having a cat. I call things her "worlds". Box world. Corner world. She's really into bathtub world. And just now she put her paws up on the toilet seat and I picked her up and said "No no, Toilet World is not an approved Pepper World."