lee felix enjoyer and shane hollander understander

genia (pronouced like 'gina'). she/he/they. 34 y/o. i do art sometimes. this place is an incomprehensible pile of whatever i'm obsessed with currently. i've been here for so long who cares anymore, right?

[geniaparadox]

Hudson at the Met Gala 🪽

so obsessed with this black swan bullfighter i had to do art about it. thank you aika flores for your incredible work, and thank you hudson williams for your very drawable face

[guzhufuren]

me who is bad with words writing tags for gifmakers who keep making gifsets despite the horrors: your colors good 👍 wowwww. sharp 😳 you are so good and talented at choosing videos and episodes 👍 can i Eat your gifs can i please put them in my mouth and chew🍴

[boitterfly]

what’s shane listening to here wrong answers only

[sexcondo]

#messy

[64mpg]

google used to know what i was talking about

[firstprinced]

pretty boy in loveee

[deadshrike-deactivated20220125]

the intensity of my desires are normal. (←lying)

[luxiomahariel]

shoutout to fat nonbinary people

everyone say thank you to fat nonbinary people

[russianblush]

#happy one year anniversary to this mating dance

[bitchy-ish]

i 100% believe that Ilya DOES NOT tolerate saying “im gonna kms” or “kys” and at boston he used to fine people for it, him and the team eventually got in the habit of saying HILARIOUS alternatives, like at some point someone does something to wrong cliff and cliff yells “I HOPE YOU GET TRADED TO MONTREAL” and it just spirals, it moves with him to ottawa and its so funny, the first time coach weibe hears Luca go “i just ran out of tape- im gonna melt all the ice on the rink” just sounding so so frustrated and serious, he LOSES it

Shane’s started doing it, he didnt even used to be like “im gonna kill myself” that often, maybe only as a joke to hayden, but he starts saying shit like that and hayden and jj pick it up and its just the funniest idea to me of Cliff and Hayden chirping each other and at some point hayden says “i hope you leave your house keys in your locker and dont realize til you get home” and cliff goes “well i hope your blinker light goes out” and it just happens to be a game where hayden is mic’d up and the fans go crazy for it

[experienceandobservation]

Hudson Williams | Laufey - Madwoman: Behind the Scenes | April 23, 2026 | 📷 Aika Flores

[russianblush]

CONNOR STORRIE as LANCE KINGSTON CRIMINAL MINDS EVOLUTION

[mymoonandmyshane]

i believe that one of the penalties shane gets a lot is unsportsmanlike conduct. in the nhl, this penalty can be issued for players who argue or challenge the refs calls. now, captains are allowed to discuss a call and rule interpretations with a ref, but you gotta be cordial.

shane “hockeytism” hollander HATES when a ref makes a bad call. this is literally your job and youre fucking it up?? that was not slashing are you blind?? he gets heated about this, even when he’s just watching a random game. he’s shouting and cursing and making a well-informed case for why the ref is wrong.

hockey refs are notoriously bad so i guarantee shane gets into it a lot. i do think he knows when to quit so he doesnt get an unnecessary penalty but sometimes the call is so bad he cant help but be furious. his teammates have had to physically restrain him on the bench multiple times so he didnt hop the boards and scream at them.

[connorstorriegifs]

Connor Storrie as Lance Kingston | Criminal Minds: Evolution

↳ 19.04 "The Witching Hour"

[luulapants]

The economics of Rachel Reid's books is frankly so insane. Everyone is either working poverty wages or they're a millionaire.

Fabian is working at a drug store until he makes his big break. There is, presumably, no such thing as a moderately successful musician in this world or any mid-level careers for people with musical training. (He plays violin - you're telling me he can't get studio work? Or work weddings?) Kip sells smoothies and works catering jobs. Kyle is a bartender.

Harris, Thee social media manager of a pro sports team who travels with that team twice a year, claims he makes less per year than some of the players make in a day. The absolute maximum salary for an NHL player in 2020 was $16.3M, but I haven't seen anyone suggest Ilya would be making that much with Ottawa - that would be a terrible deal for the team, since that's 20% of their salary cap for the whole team. Certainly they don't have more than one player making that. Ilya is probably making 10, maybe 12M, which would put Harris's salary below $32k. In 2020. That's crazyinsane. That should be a good paying job!!

And then everyone else? Everyone else in this series is a millionaire. But!! The millionaires do not live or act like millionaires in any meaningful way. Ilya has a car collection, sure, but he has to sell it?? To move to Ottawa?? No he fucking doesn't, he just signed a $10M contract that probably had a signing bonus. Are you stoned? Are we all very stoned? Do we not have basic math skills.

Anyway, fascinated by this universe she's created in which the middle class simply does not exist. Something very bootstrapsy about it.

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

it’s a true tragedy that everyone who finds out that shane is with ilya is immediately like “wtf why him???” but shane is both far too private about his freakery and far too mushy to ever, ever, even jokingly respond, “okay hear me out…. it’s nine inches….”

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

Hayden, for the ten thousandth time that day: I still just don’t understand what you see in him. You could do so much better, we could have set you up with so many nice guys

Shane, who has spent every moment since Hayden found out defending the fact that they are in love and, yes, Ilya is an asshole but he’s also incredibly sweet and caring, who knows saying all that again will absolutely not make Hayden drop it and choosing to go for the fucking throat: Well his dick is so big I see god and he has no gag reflex

[abowlofpetuniasandawhale]

Post coming out one of Ilya’s former flings leaks his nudes (no face but clearly identifiable moles and enough text messages to be pretty conclusively validated) and even the side of shane hollander stan twitter that was parasocially Betrayed by the relationship reveal is like “okay, you know what, fair enough”

[hollanov-cocktail79]

As much as I would love to see Hudson and Connor do the puppy or kitten interview I’m too upset with Buzzfeed to want Hudson to have to deal with their racist asses ever again.

So instead I’d like to start manifesting that they get to go on Hot Ones or something. Then at least they’d get asked insightful questions and have some fun while eating spicy wings. Imagine the hilarious possibilities for unhinged things that Hudson and Connor could say!