Schizo chaos. You're welcome.

30yo ⚜📿🇮🇷🇺🇸🇻🇦💮⚖🌃

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[communeist]

THEY ARE

[crematedequally]

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

[greatwyrmgold]

Translation: "I can't ask you to come find me when this is all over, but I want to see you again."

Translation: "If you give that pin to me, you'll probably never see it again."

Translation: "That's fine, as long as you're alive."

Translation: Hey did Maomao ever figure out what people giving her hairpins at the garden party meant?

[judgejudyofficial]

good morning it's don't crash out Thursday where we try our hardest not to crash out. on Thursday

[genibibiou]

Not that anybody asked, but:

The thing that ticks me off the most about my closest friends from highschool being my bridesmaids at my wedding then two weeks later each separately messaging me (but at the same time so I had to reply to them both separately about the same topic) to basically without saying it "you can't sit with us anymore" is because of their loyalty to the mentally 🏳️‍⚧️ ill 🏳️‍⚧️ gender 🏳️‍⚧️ fandom.

When all the nonbinary Tumblr terms started making it out into the real world, I never once pretended I was onboard, and genuinely though we had the kind of relationship with a silent understanding, like, I'd never ever drag them on their posts supporting it, nor did either one of them ever bash one of my articles against it.

Before i got married, i learned at one's baby shower/gender reveal that the other friend's bf was now "Vanessa" and promptly shut my yap because that's not the time or place to really get into it, but i still reeeeally wish I'd looked into her eyes and been like, "You can talk to me about this any time, you know if my phone rings I'll pick it up, you have me in your corner to defend you no matter what," but instead I super awkwardly said I hope the medical insurance & paperwork was handled well. *sighs in self-disgust*.

Then, nothing but radio silence for two years while I moved away & started my own family- and invited them to my baby shower. The one who was totally fine inviting me to hers showed up to my baby shower literally with a stone-cold expression just to say, "I think you know why, but, I'm not staying. But motherhood is hard, so if you need to, you can still call." and immediately spun on her heel and left.

THERE ARE SO MANY LEGIT REASONS TO NOT LIKE ME. like.....sooooo many. Things I've genuinely done & said that EITHER of them could TOTALLY resent me for PERSONALLY (which i admit, WANT to apologize for whether they remember it or not & wish i could take-back or re-do with the hindsight i have now).

It feels like total horse-shit when there are things about ME that were/are serious impediments to close friendship with two women i knew for so long- and all of that was met with radical acceptance & understanding afaik. I watched alongside them as girls when they got mistreated and misrepresented in male-dominated areas, now siding with the exact lists of sexist stereotypes we all 3 once fought so hard against! To be seen as people instead of "just girls"!

[genibibiou]

As soon as i take my tits out of my maxi-sundress on a hot summer day for comfort & breathability, for some reason this is immediately what starts playing in my mind:

[bearie]

whenever there's a conversation about people bringing their non-service dogs everywhere there is always at least one deeply reddit poisoned person who says "how come CHILDREN are allowed in public but not my DOG" and it's like well that is because children are human beings you weirdo

[imperatrix-et-peccatrix]

*grabbing viciously by the shirt & shaking furiously The Artist*: JUNE! JUUUNE! TELL ME YOU HAVE AVAILABILITY IN JUNE!

The Artist, head wobbling being shaken, unfazed: - and we can have a sheer curtain and I have colored lights, and we could do candles with a smoky effect-

*me shouting at them more, shaking enough to snap a vertebrae*: Any day! In June! On your calendar!

[The word "calendar" removes the artsy swirling of ideas, and strikes fear into the heart of The Artist as the schedule must be made]. "Let me check."

[virtualmosshroom]

[philosophybits]

“Don’t let us forget that the causes of human actions are usually immeasurably more complex and varied than our subsequent explanations of them.”

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky, The Idiot

[doona-baes]

#mood today

[led-lite]

The convergence 

[sacredwhores]

Christina Hornisher - Hollywood 90028 (1973)

[anarchistmemedistro]

[genibibiou]

Watching prenatal fitness videos, there's a male trainer in the foreground, trying to hold a static pose to show proper form-

-and I can immediately tell he wants to cry. Something maybe happened off camera beforehand, maybe it's the weird pressure on his ankles, but I know that whimper and it's not "Strong Man Losing Strength" at the gym- he's losing emotional strength inside.

Suddenly aware of my own proclivity, I also realise i don't really want to see him cry (it's embarrassing, like seeing someone take their shirt off when you don't want them to) but i do always enjoy seeing a man face his inner struggle with no warning.

[snepdotgay]

goonslop is what i feeds my henchmen so they grows up nice and strong, see?

[the-haiku-bot]

goonslop is what i

feeds my henchmen so they grows

up nice and strong, see?

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[yarrayora]

back in the 2000s people wrote "oh my kami!" instead of "oh my god!" in their naruto fanfics

[yarrayora]

when they featured a deity character they made said character cussed with "me dammit!" instead of "goddammit!"

[beardedmrbean]

[ovch]

You people are so allergic to engaging in art and history and anything that isn’t YA self insert thay it genuinely makes me fucking nauseous

[uncomfortablecliche]

acting like you had to have a tumultuous home life in order to look at old books in the library as a child is fucking insane to me. too sleepy to understand this line of thinking, is this the opposite of those people who can’t shut up about “gifted kid burnout” ?

[shadowfromthestarlight]

My sixth grade English class did a whole unit on Greek mythology, which involved skits and written reports. I took Latin throughout middle school, which also involved learning a lot of the names of gods and goddesses, etc., and the stories we translated in Latin class were usually based on mythological figures. I think that type of thing is fairly common. My sister's twelfth grade English class required Edith Hamilton's classical mythology anthology, which I later read myself as an adult for fun (that's been an extremely popular book sold to the masses for over half a century, and I learned so much I didn't already know).

[system-a-naturae]

Museums, public explanations of the art on government buildings, school in general?

[thatsbelievable]