Genius Ideas

I will post my amazing ideas here that I believe will either help the world, or just be badass to do.

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Final touch (Vovinam) 

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whoa

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This is how you defend yourself!

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Keep the change

Literally. 

At the beginning of every pay period, take out the cash you normally spend on lunch/snacks, and carry that with you (of if you don't trust yourself, in an envelop in your desk). Each time you spend from that cash, take the change (including the $1 bills -- after all, whats only $1 anymore) and put it in an unused mug. Usually by the end of a week I'll have around $20 saved up. Take that money and add it to a piggy bank somewhere in your house and don't touch it.

That next vacation is only a few double cheeseburgers and a large fry away!

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Super Moving Sidewalks

So when I travel, which isn't often, but its at least once a year, I like to use the moving sidewalks, but I have a major problem with them, they aren't much faster than walking off them. Why not step the speed up, instead of riding on just one, make the first on like 10 feet so you can adjust, then the next one can be double that speed for like 20 feet so you can adjust again, then the next one is double THAT speed, so you end up walking like 15 miles per hour. You could make it down terminals SUPER fast that way, have two that go full lengths of the airport almost like an express route without exits.

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Automated road system

In my limited life experience the one thing that takes for ever is driving in rush hour, and what seems to make traffic worse for everyone is the asshole that goes 100 and his compatriots that follow. Then when they hit a slow spot, they have to slam on their brakes causing a domino effect of braking behind them. This in turn takes even longer to start moving again for the person in the back who was minding his own business and not speeding.

What we need are RFID tags implanted an inch or so under the road every 100 feet in the middle of lanes that dictate what speed you should be going, and your car has a powerful RFID reader that can read in a 15 foot diameter.

Sure they can modify their car and remove it, but then you can make speeding fines that much worse, and if a car is found without a reader functioning, even bigger ticket, but it would be federal.

No more speeding, no more traffic!

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Cereal Murder

Ok, so this would be an awesome horror plot. A serial murderer cuts off the hand of his victims then poses their hands to hold things. Such as a spoon and bowl. YES!

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A Small Rainbox... for Cleaning

A self contained shower with a water tank for the base, an electric/solar pump and an electric/propane heater. the base at the bottom would contain around 3 gallons of water, the pump would pump it up first through a set of filters, then through the heating element, then out the aerated shower head (more pressure less water), you can wash your hair and body, and the water drains back into the tub to be recycled through the filters again.

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Grand Theft Awesome

A free roam, sandbox style game of the world! Don't like someone, steal a tank from the local Army base and destroy their house... then invite them over for a barbecue and revel in the fact that once he leave you will boot up your Commodore 64 and destroy his house again, this time with molotov cocktails and Russians!

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Take 2 and don't call me in the morning... I'm a robot.

A medical device that takes a sampling of blood work, then runs a battery of tests against it, and provides you with a prescription that will fix your issues... possible even the medicine itself. Obviously safeguards for both sanitation and potential abuse of narcotics.

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"To infinity and Beyond..." Actually, "To 100,000 Feet and Beyond"

Weather balloon a model rocket launch pad into space, and launch a rocket with camera/gps in the nosecone from that!