your prince has arrivved

Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA, and you have A PAGE FOR THIS SHIT.

[genocidalprince-blog]

wwhy is anyone evven still here

[genocidalprince-blog]

{You were not fucking joking when you said you'd be over at his hive in a flash. Okay, you may had been heading over there anyway as a plan to surprise him, but him knowing you were coming was just as good too.

Strolling up to his hive, you don't think twice about opening the door without knocking. He was expecting you anyways. You only barely remember to give him a sign of your presence, so you kick the door shut and call out his name.}

TAVV 

yer honorary boyfriend is here 

showw yourself 

[genocidalprince-blog]

[adiostaureador]

hEAVY BREATHING,

[genocidalprince-blog]

you fuckin quiet dowwn that breathin RIGHT NOWW

[genocidalprince-blog]

[seatoot]

x

[adiostaureador]

rOXY, dISTRAUGHT AT HER CHUM’S BRAVELY DEPARTURED MARTYR OF A PET, sOBS AT THE GROUND, 

hOW? hOW COULD HE BE SO BLINDLY ENGROSSED IN HIS RELENTLESS BLOODLUST TOWARDS INNOCENT QUILLBEASTS,

cRADELING THE CARCASS OF WHAT ONCE WAS A SPRY AND CHEERFUL PET, rEDUCED TO SUCH WASTE, sO MUCH POTENTIAL FRIED,

wHEN, sUDDENLY! fROM THE HEAVY FOG AROSE A TIMELESS WIZARD, wISE IN HIS YEARS,

hE PROCLAIMED,

“mISS, i CAN REVIVE YOUR DEAR, aTTRACTIVE MATE’S PET, iF YOU EXCHANGE FOR ME, a SINGLE KISS,”

gULPING, rOXY ACCEPTED TO SLEAVY SORCERER’S OFFER, bELIEVING THAT SHE WOULD ACCEPT ANYTHING TO HELP HER FRIENDS,

tHE END,

[adiostaureador]

genocidalroyalty replied to your post: i SHOULD WRITE A FANFICTION,

make it about you and your honorary boyfriend

“t-TAVROS,”

“sHHH,”, tAVROS LAMENTED HIS SHADY, vEILED CHARM, wITH A VAIN SMILE,

eRIDAN SIGHED, cASTING HIS PUTRID STARE TO THE FLOOR, wHERE HIS EYES CEMENTED,

“i, iT’S NOT LIKE i, lIKE YOU, oR ANYTHING,

bAKA,”

[genocidalprince-blog]

i demand a personal rescue team put together by you then

chop chop tavv

my fingers are turnin to icicles ovver here

im puttin my life in yer hands

[adiostaureador]

cOME OVER SO i CAN WARM YOU UP IN MY JACKET, }:*

[genocidalprince-blog]

do you not knoww wwhat a rescue team is

it means you come to me so i dont havve to leavve the comfort a my owwn hivve

[genocidalprince-blog]

adiostaureador replied to your post: its absurdly cold in here im wwearin my scarf AN...

wE HAVE AN EMERGENCY, iT’S AN aMPORA, wHAT’S THAT? pLEASE HOLD? wELL, yOU’RE THE EXPERTS HERE,

i demand a personal rescue team put together by you then

chop chop tavv

my fingers are turnin to icicles ovver here

im puttin my life in yer hands

[genocidalprince-blog]

its absurdly cold in here

im wwearin my scarf AN MY CAPE

an its still rivvalin the iciness a the fucking artic tundra 

im gonna be frozen solid soon

i expect someone to send a rescue team for me

[thebluebear27]

I need to stop.

[araragi-deactivated-deactivated]

[genocidalprince-blog]

the storm stopped a wwhile ago 

the crack i heard outside wwas definitely not my ship cause its as wwreck as its always been

think i might havve a look around in the wwater soon to see if i can get to the bottom a this

[genocidalprince-blog]

adiostaureador replied to your post: i'D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO REMIND YOU OF...

i THOUGHT YOU HATED IT,

i sure as hell used to

cant say its my favvorite noww but

its growwn on me

[genocidalprince-blog]

i'D ALSO LIKE TO TAKE THE TIME TO REMIND YOU OF THE COLOR YOU'RE WEARING, iN YOUR SIDEBAR,

oh my fuckin god

i nevver noticed 

what a miraculous discovvery tavv

[kombucha-keen-blog]

lava poured over ice

[velgaduere-deactivated20191219]

[mozzarellashoggoth]

Part of me wants to poke one of the bubbles with a stick or something. The rest of me recognizes how bad of an idea that would be.

[jesus-lizard-journal]

Yeah don’t try it

it’s MUCH safer if you use your finger.

[gutsygills]

>Syracuse University Lava Project

>”I am one with the lava”

Let’s just appreciate these people

[phasmastrange]

How did they get that lava?!

[merrillss-deactivated20151221]

tavros therapy always cures my sads