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Sorry I haven't been on the past couple days. I got kinda busy since it was Memorial Day yesterday and I was hanging out with family and friends at a lake, and I haven't had too much motivation for this blog either XD. But I'll try to get the reply that I owe done later, so yeah.
Basic Angst Starters
because sometimes what’s left to the imagination is much more terrifying.
“Are you feeling alright? You don’t look it.” “I just heard something… Something bad…” “Why didn’t you tell me about this?!” “What’s all this blood?!” “Will you tell me what the fuck is going on?” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!” “You should probably sit down for this.” “Please tell me you forgive me!” “I can’t live without you!” “Oh god, It was a mistake coming here… I’m sure of it.” “What the hell happened to you?!” “Where have you been?! I’ve been waiting for hours!” “You promised you wouldn’t do this anymore!” “I knew not to trust you!” “What’s that in your bag…? Is that–? Tell me it’s not!” “Is this what a dislocated shoulder feels like?!” “How could you do this to me?!” “Wake up! Wake up!!! You’re having a nightmare!” “I feel weird… what was in that drink…?” “I don’t want to leave you, but you’re not really giving me another option.” “Please… you’re scaring me…” “Ssh, I heard something again. How aren’t you hearing it? It was loud… and getting closer.” “Are you okay in there? You’ve been so quiet.” “I came as soon as I could! Did he/she get to you already?” “I don’t know whether I want to do this. I don’t know whether I CAN do this.” “Do you remember anything?” “You have to tell me who did this to you!” “No, no, I’m not alright. I’m definitely not alright.” “What’s your fucking problem?!” “Are you crying?” “You’re freaking me out! Please calm down!” “I’m leaving. And I’m not intending to come back.” “You… are dying?” “Did you drink the whole bottle while tripping? Seriously?” “Do you have a deathwish or something? Jesus!” “Ever been held at gunpoint? Want to know what it feels like?” “Stop screaming! Shh, calm down! You have to keep quiet!” “When’s the last time you slept?”.
Villain or Hero Edition:
-“You’re going to save them and for what? They don’t appreciate you!”
-“You spill your blood for this city/village and for what? So they can never know the name of the man/woman who saved their miserable lives?”
-“How many times are you going to bleed for them?”
-“Aren’t you tired yet? Haven’t you had enough?”
-“Despair, misery, and chaos. It’s like air to me. But to watch them suffer is much more entertaining.”
-“Look at their miserable lives and tell me what you see. They’re just begging for you to end them.”
-“You’re conflicted I can see it. You don’t want to be the hero but you’re not evil enough to be the villain. So what are you?”
-“You can’t be nothing because you have to be something.”
-“You can’t be nobody you have to be somebody. They need you. Help them.”
-“You’ve shed enough blood. It’s time to stop. You’ve avenged their deaths enough.”
-“You’ve fought until your face was bloody, your ribs cracked, and your soul broken. How much more can you give to them!”
-“You won’t be satisfied until your dead.”
-“This city/village has torn you apart. They don’t deserve anymore saving.”
-“You’d give your soul to them? They won’t ever be satisfied until you’re dead.”
-“You give and you give and give when is it your turn to take?”
-“You’ll burn this city/village to the ground. Murder its people. And then will you be satisfied?”
-“I can’t watch you tear yourself apart anymore for these people.”
-“You’re cruel.”
-“You’ve been caught. There’s nothing more you can do so why are you still fighting?”
-“It’s over. It was a long war filled with countless bodies and bloodshed. So stop…it’s over.”
-“I know you. You aren’t this terrible person people see you as and made you become. There’s still some light within you. I see it…”
-“What has the world done to you to make you feel this broken that you feel the need to hurt other people?”
-“You hurt others because they hurt you.”
-“I can see the torment within you. I can especially tell by the way you mangle the bodies of your enemies.”
-“You don’t owe people anything else.”
-“You’re like the sun and moon. You can either be the light that guides peoples lives to a better world. Or you can be the moon and darken their world. Or- you can be an eclipse and be a little bit of both good and evil.”
-“What do YOU want to become?”
-“You’re the only one who can give others hope.”
-“If it wasn’t for you we’d all be dead.”
-“The histories will never know who really saved us because he/she didn’t want to be known as a hero.”
-“Don’t die for our selfish selves.”
-“You brought this upon yourself.”
-“You can either save lives or take them. So which is it? Who will you become?”
-“You say you’d burn the city/village to the ground. But what happens when you’re standing on a pile of ash and smoke with no subjects to rule?”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a monster.”
-“Your mentor molded you to be a beckon of hope for others.”
-“They will never bow to you.”
-“You’re nothing but a usurper from a foreign place to us. We will never call you King/Queen.”
-“You hide behind a mask all the time and I don’t mean the one upon your face.”
-“Of all the things to have happened to you are you still capable of love?”
-“You were born a villain but you will die a hero.”
-“You were born a hero but will die a villain.”
-“You’ve changed since we first met. You’re becoming something I don’t recognize anymore.”
-“You’re no longer a man. You’re a beast.”
-“Greatness was thrust upon you but you decided not to take it. Why?”
-“We don’t choose these roles they just happen.”
-“I won’t watch you die.”
-“What are you fighting for?”
-“Fates can be changed there’s still time.”
-“Your fate isn’t set in stone.”
-“There’s pain in my chest every time I see you in anguish.”
-“You never meant anything to them. So you turned into the thing they feared the most to leave an impression upon them.”
-“I wish you could see your worth.”
-“Your life is not worth the weight of gold they will pay you for helping them.”
-“I won’t watch you become someone I don’t recognize.”
-“I can’t even say who are you becoming because I don’t even know what you are anymore.
-“When they write of your history they will say it began on this day.”
-“Your scars are a reminder of who you were. So never forget who bled for this village/city. Who it was that saved the damned and the good. Who it was that almost died for them. Who it was that became a legend in their eyes. A legend to be remembered a thousand years from now.”
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🔪–
The corrupted child can’t help but to laugh once more, a bone chilling sound that holds no warmth to it. Fine, this cat wanted to play the heroine in order to protect her friend? It’s an admirable trait. But unfortunately for her, it’s a trait that will end in her death.
*Fine. *But I did warn you, after all. *Who knows? Maybe you’ll even help me. *Your death will make my LOVE and EXP increase.
They step even closer, eyes flashing red behind their bangs as they ready themselves for battle. Luckily for them, they’ve got a full inventory.
*I’ll let you make the first m o v e. *Just because of how pathetic you are.
Reset
Title: Reset Triggers: Blood, violence, character death Words: 900+
🔪–
They snort. As if they’re afraid of that comedian, Sans. His brother was easy enough to defeat. Even if they were defeated, Frisk could just reload the save file again until they killed him. They did have determination, after all.
*Right, I gotta face Sans, right? *Maybe he’ll be an actual c h a l l e n g e for me. *And I also told you that I don’t have t i m e for this. *I’m giving you one last chance.
Frisk takes a step closer, pointing their knife in Fatale’s direction, hands covered with dust and blood of the ones they had killed on their journey.
*M o v e *Or you’ll be one l e s s person standing in my way.
🔪 --
A thin eyebrow raises upwards at this, their skin tingling with a strong desire to kill anything or anyne that gets in their way. Why did these monsters always have to put on a brave facade? Why did they always have to play the part of the hero? First there was Papyrus, then Undyne, Mettaton even . . . and now this creature?
*Oh wow, I’m so scared now.
*Looks like I made the little kitty angry now, didn’t I?
*But that’s okay. Nothing that I can’t handle.
At her question, a psychotic laugh leaves them. This chick really was oblivious, wasn’t she?
*Not as much of a joke as it is a game.
*It gets boring being the savior all the time.
*Besides, you’ll all be reset sooner or later anyways.
*What’s wrong with having a little f u n?
*After you, I only have one more left before I defeat Asgore.
*Isn't that wonderful?
Following rp blogs with muses you're dying to rp with but are too afraid to send an ask or anything because you fear rejection
Originally posted by agent1firevolt
Mutuals, like this for a pacifist verse starter?
Mutuals, like this for a pacifist verse starter?
🔪–
*Oh really now?
*Why would I be afraid of something like you?
This was too funny. Did this monster truly think she could kill a demonic child like Frisk? How ridiculous. Has she not heard of the utter d e s t r u c t i o n that was caused by them? They grip the butcher knife tightly in their hand, a grin s t r e t c h i n g across their face.
*Do you really want to test me?
*If not, then get out of my w a y.
*Your blood isn’t worthy enough for my blade.
50% OFF Starters pt 2
"If you continue your attempts at flirting, I will be forced to take DRASTIC measures."
"I like watching you from behind."
"Stunning deduction sherlock."
*demonic voice* "by the darkest sun that casts its menacing rays of the furthest madness, we sense your intentions, (name). the gibbering of mad cultists whisper wicked words to temporal winds, they inform us that you are not to be trusted. Usurper. Usurper."
"USURPER!"
"I've heard a lot about you and your extensive collection of tank tops, like I'm thinking about getting like 10 more."
"Calm down little dude."
"the fear of drowning is a primal one. it's a feeling of helplessness, of losing all control. struggling against an inevitable fate as your lungs fill with water..."
"I don't need a piece of paper to tell me how to swim or how to fuck Dean Winchester."
"You know I had a dream like this once, you surprisingly had more clothes on, though, at least at the start."
"ten bucks says he dies."
"I'm gonna go run my feelings off."
"Yeah it didn't work out... for them."
"I have to go scream confusing, end-of-the-world ramblings at people under the freeway."
"I feel like I should argue this, but the potential for implied sexual antics is far too appealing."
"do not be alarmed! I am about to be hilarious."
"Maybe you should stop dragging me to these rap battles then!"
"I WANT YOU TO SHARE THE THINGS IN MY LIFE THAT ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!"
"I was under the impression there would be implied sexual antics, time to take matters into my own hands!"
"This feels a little exploitative."
"I need a soda. Or therapy. Probably both."
"Yeah it started because K-pop concert security is tougher than it looks but I just got hooked on the feeling of crushing someones face in with a solid right cross."
"sHHSHHshhshhhhh shut up shut up! shh I SMELL BOYS BEING GAY."
"Excuse me I am trying to scream my feelings into your mouth!"
"That wasn't hot... it was just fucking weird..."
"It's not what I would have you in, but I do appreciate beauty in all its many forms. mostly that cute booty though."
"hey, the heart wants what the heart wants."
"It may be hard to believe, but recently I lost the ability to read."
"Just because you can't read the words, doesn't mean you can't enjoy the book in a different way."
"boom! done. advice over. let's go get shitfaced!"
"Alright I brought the bitch-board for (name)."
"Alright let's call it what it is, a sissy paddle."
"calm down (name) we weren't talking about your internet search history."
"MY SWEET BABY SWAM!"
"didn't we make a pact to stop her from doing this weeb shit?"
"this better not be anymore or (name)'s weird porn!"
"Please call the police, because I look so good in this it should be against the law! uh, don't actually call the police though, I WILL incriminate all of you."
"Yeah but didn't they train on those islands where all those teenagers were killed? ...and those witch burnings happened? ...and all that toxic waste was spilled?"
"if you die, I get fired and I like this job. people don't ask questions here."
"fish-men walk among us. conquerers of land, BORN FROM THE OCEAN--"
"I don't need him to make weird pornography, I have prawns for that."
"Finally moving out, son? I'd like to say it's been fun. I'd like to. But I won't."
"hey check me out! I'm on a bout!"
"Sit down and stop making 2009 references!"
"nah, I scream enough at the unforgiving void of space."
"DON'T STEAL MY BONES!"
"You know, the ocean goblin? He lives in the ocean and if you don't brush your teeth he steals your bones."
"Ok I'm done for the day. If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in the tent looking at weird porn."
"Hey, you miss every ball you don't hit."
"You say 'you people' like you're not part of the family. I've got some news for you, you're already on the christmas card."
"You think these antics would fly at the german club?"
"brush your teeth, kid."
"Can you hear it? the ocean... it wants blood."
"I'm the best damn shot we've got."
"You know, when I was a kid, before my dad got hit by that train, he said, '(name) don't let your friends swim out into the ocean and get stranded on the haunted island of camp kill-a-teen.' and here we are... stranded on the... haunted island of camp kill-a-teen..."
"that's fair."
"hey tweedle-dee and tweedle-dumbass!"
"It's fine, baby, if you get scared you can squeeze my hand."
"now let's make like scooby-doo and split up to find a clue."
"In 1991 a case was discovered where a man had the remains of over fifteen victims hidden in his apartment, over 40% of which were stored within his refrigerator. do you know how unsanitary that is?"
"you're so cute when you never shut up. Now shut up."
"all hail decision cube!"
"that's when you started walking on the wild side, right?"
"I AM NOT SOME PETTY CRIMINAL!"
"Does anyone want to hear my tragic backstory?"
"Bed? But what about possible axe-murderers?"
"And we solved the curse of the island, and realized that the real axe murderer was love, all along."
"It was a good night for all of us, let's spend more nights in abandoned lighthouses."
"That hottie from the track team is here and I wanna ask politely is he wants to get rowdy in the back of my dad's Prius."
"YOU CAN'T CATCH ME GAY THOUGHTS"
@snxwdinfall
🔪– Crimson eyes watch the monster closely. The child has never seen anything like it before. Yes, they've killed all of the dogs that had helped guard the Underground. But Frisk has never seen t h i s creature.
*I thought there were no monsters left.
*I should be ashamed of myself.
DEADPOOL (2016) Starters;
This is a (more-or-less) complete list of quotes from the film. Send a quote, or just send “💀💩L” for a random starter. Change pronouns as necessary. NSFW; includes strong language, sexual references, mentions of cancer, animal abuse, ableist/transphobic language, etc.
“I’m getting kinda lonesome back here.”
“Love is a beautiful thing.”
“It’s Christmas, and I’m after someone on my naughty list.”
“How about a crisp high five?”
“Fucking mutant.”
“Maximum effort.”
“Have you seen this man?”
“I’ve never said this, but don’t swallow!”
“Shit…did I leave the stove on?”
“I only brought 12 bullets, so you’re gonna have to share.”
“Someone’s not counting.”
“Stupid…worth it!”
“I’m touching myself tonight.”
“Now…if I were a 200-pound sack of assholes named _______, where would I hide?”
“Really? Rolling up the sleeves?”
“That guy in the suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kabob!”
“I may be super, but I am no hero.”
“I didn’t order the pizza.”
“Then who placed the call?”
“I will shoot your fucking cat!”
“I don’t have a cat.”
“You need to seriously ease up on the bedazzling. They’re jeans, not a chandelier.”
“Words hurt, but not as much as serrated steel.”
“That came out wrong…or did it?”
“Should’ve brought my rollerblades.”
“And that’s why we do it. Mostly the money, though.”
“Think you could fuck up my stepdad?”
“If I give some guy a pavement facial, it’s because he’s earned it.”
“You’re my hero!”
“I’d like a blowjob- the drink, moose-knuckle.”
“I ain’t taking no babysitting money.”
“You know, for a merc, you’re pretty warm-blooded.”
“Ah, he’s not such a bad kid.”
“Just a little light stalking.”
“I was way worse at his age.”
“Yeah, I’ve seen your Instagram.”
“What were special forces doing in _________, anyway?”
“That’s classified.”
“They have an amazing TGI Fridays.”
“Alright…Kalua, Bailey’s, and whipped cream. I give you: a blowjob.”
“He’s still breathing.”
“Soldiers of fortune, drinks on me!”
“Domestic, nothing imported!”
“I’m living until I’m 102, and then dying, like the city of Detroit.”
“Hands off the merchandise.”
“You’d better apologize before- yeah. That.”
“I’m sorry, I don’t have a filter between my mouth and my-”
“Hey, hey! Hakuna his tatas!”
“Go cast a spell.”
“So…you bump fuzzies for money?”
“Rough childhood?”
“Ever had a cigarette put out on your skin?”
“They took turns.”
“Who would do such a thing?”
“I get it. You love skee-ball. Apparently, more than you love vagina!”
“Prepare to lose tragically.”
“Ruh-roh!”
“Well I hate to break it to you, but your forty-eight minutes are up.”
“FYI, five mini lion-bots come together to form one super-bot!”
“What do we do with the remaining two minutes thirty-seven seconds?”
“…Cuddle?”
“How long can we keep this up?”
“Happy Valentine’s Day.”
“Happy Chinese New Year.”
“Happy International Women’s Day.”
“Happy Lent.”
“Happy Thanksgiving.”
“Happy Halloween!”
“If your left leg is Thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?”
“Oh, that sweater is awful! Looks good on you, though.”
“I’ve been thinking. About why we’re so good together.”
“Your crazy matches my crazy, big-time.”
“There’s something I’ve been meaning to ask you- but only because you haven’t gotten around to asking me.”
“Will you marry me?”
“Will you stick it in my…?”
“Uhh…jinx?”
“Where were you hiding that?”
“That’s my line.”
“Oh, I feel just like a little girl!”
“Aww, Star Wars jokes.”
“Jesus Christ, it’s like I made you in a computer!”
“Pee break.”
“Here’s the thing: life is an endless series of trainwrecks with only brief commercial-like breaks of happiness. This has been the ultimate commercial break, which means it’s time to return to our regularly scheduled programming.”
“You’re clowning…you’re not clowning.”
“You look like you need a blowjob and a shower.”
“Can I help you with something?” ( optional: “Besides luring children into a panel van?” )
“Forty-one confirmed kills. That’s one every seven weeks, same rate most folks get a haircut.”
“I tried the hero business once, and it left a mark. But if I ever hit fuck it, I’ll give you a call.”
“His drink’s on him.”
“This is my most prized possession.”
“I want you to remember me, not the ghost of Christmas me.”
“It’s a real shit-show- like the Yakov Smirnoff opening for the spin doctors at the Iowa State Fair- and under no circumstances will I take you to that show.”
“I swear to God, I’m gonna find you in the next life and I’m going to boombox Careless Whisper outside your window.”
“Nobody is boomboxing anything!”
“We can beat this.”
“I had another Liam Neeson nightmare. I dreamed I kidnapped his daughter and he just wasn’t having it.”
“They made three of those movies. At some point you have to wonder if he’s just a bad parent.”
“The worst part about cancer isn’t what it does to you- it’s about what it does to the people you love.”
“You finally hit fuck-it.”
“Nothing warms my heart more than a change of someone else’s.”
“Just promise you’ll do right by me. So I can do right by someone else.”
“Please don’t make the super-suit green. Or animated!”
“This place looks sanitary.”
“My first request is warmer hands. Jesus, and a warmer bed!”
“Aren’t you a little strong for a lady?” ( optional: “I’m calling wang!” )
“I’m just excited for my first day of superhero camp!”
“We have another talker.”
“Is ____ your real name? Because it sounds suspiciously made-up.” ( optional: “What is it really? Mitch? Kevin? Bruce? The Rickster? Is it Basil Fawlty?” )
“My opening speech used to be full of euphemisms, like “This may hurt a little” and “You may experience some discomfort”…”
“You’ve heard the whole “make an omlette, break some eggs” bit, yeah?
“I no longer feel pain. In fact, I no longer feel anything.”
“You have something in your teeth.”
“Ahh, made you look!”
“One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor.”
“What- you’re just going to leave me with angrier Rosie O’Donnell, here?”
“In order for this to work, we have to cause you intense pain.”
“Anything on my bucket list would have to involve public nudity.”
“Hey, don’t take any shit from him. After all, how tough can he be with a name like _______?”
“You are so relentlessly annoying.”
“Why don’t you do us all a favour and shut the fuck up before I sew that pretty mouth shut?”
“Oh, I wouldn’t do that if I were you.”
“What’s my name?”
“Enjoy your weekend.”
“Fucking hell! Looks like someone just lost his shot at homecoming king!”
“I’ve seen side-effects like this before.”
“You sadistic fuck! What have you done to me?!”
“I’ve cured you.”
“You’re immortal. I’m actually quite jealous.”
“This ain’t a life worth living, is it?”
“I’m gonna do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the 90′s!”
“…Dad?”
“Benefits of being a superhero? They pull down a gaggle of ass. Dry-cleaning, coffee shops, lucrative movie deals, including spin-offs as well as larger ensemble movies…”
“They’re all lame-ass teacher’s pets!”
“You know I can hear you?”
“Wasn’t talking to you!”
“I don’t have time for your X-Men bullshit, ________!”
“Who’s this? Your sidekick?”
“_________? What the shit? That’s the coolest name ever!”
“Can we go?”
“Look at me! I’m a teenage girl! I’d rather be anywhere than here! I’m all about long sullen silences, punctuated by mean comments, followed by more sullen silences! So, what’s it gonna be? Long sullen silence, or mean comment?”
“You got me in a box here, dude.”
“You’re really gonna fuck this up for me?”
“It’s not like I’m hurting anyone!”
“That guy was already up there when I got here!”
“Oh, your poor wife!”
“All the dinosaurs feared the T-Rex.”
“You ever hear about the one-legged man in the ass-kicking contest?”
“Do you have an off-switch?”
“Yeah, it’s right next to the prostate. Or is that the on-switch?”
“This is embarrassing.”
“Dead or alive, you’re coming with me!”
“You ever seen 127 Hours? Spoiler alert.”
“Are you there, God? It’s me, ________!”
“Rock, meet bottom.”
“You are…haunting.”
“You look like an avocado had sex with an older, more disgusting avocado.”
“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”
“You look like a testicle with teeth.”
“You will die alone.”
“Captain _______…no. Just ________. Definitely just ________.”
“________. That sounds like a fucking franchise.”
“Tell me where your fucking boss is, or you’re gonna die!” ( optional: “…in five minutes!” )
“Is it sexist to hit you? Is it more sexist not to hit you? This is so confusing!”
“I’ll take a footlong. Fully loaded.”
“You’re looking very alive.”
“You might wanna look away for this.”
“This little piggy went to…”
“Seltzer water and lemon for blood. Or wear red.”
“I got blood in your garbage.”
“A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That’s like, sixteen walls.”
“She’s like the Robin to my Batman.”
“Smells like old lady pants in here!”
“Yes, I’m old. Yes, I wear pants.”
“Ah, but you’re no lady.”
“Ohh, so comfy!”
“How’s the Kullen coming along? Ikea doesn’t assemble itself, you know.”
“Please. Anything’s an improvement over the Hurdal. I’d have taken a Hemnes or a Trysil over a Hurdal.”
“Screw, please.”
“Just kidding, I know it’s been decades.”
“You’d be surprised.”
“Pretty grossed out.”
“Hashtag drive-by.”
“Why such a douche this morning?”
“Hashtag drive-by.”
“Whoops. You weren’t meant to see that.”
“Looks aren’t everything.”
“Looks ARE everything! You ever hear David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium!”
“It’s about the size of a KFC spork.”
“I’ll bet it feels huge in this hand.”
“Found out who our friend in the red suit is.”
“We’ll put him out of our misery.”
“Can I get you anything? Maybe some clothes that aren’t monochromatic?”
“I’m looking for a friend of mine. Was wondering if you could help.”
“Uh, sweetheart, you might want to look behind you.”
“Probably not the best place to do that.”
“That’s alright, we’ve got everything we need.”
“Enjoy your midnight screening of Blade II.”
“We got a serious fucking problem, and by we I mean you.”
“Is there a word that means afraid and angry at the same time?”
“Have you decided what you’re gonna say to her?”
“Fuck me!”
“Uh, maybe not start with that.”
“You can’t buy love, but you can rent it for three minutes.”
“Go get ‘em, tiger.”
“Every time I see her, it’s like the first time. Especially from this angle.”
“Some guy was asking for you. Something about an old boyfriend.”
“I knew it was you.”
“You have ____ to thank for this.”
“Motherfucker! Cock-juggling jiminy-fuck!”
“That’s the shit emoji. You know, the turd with the smiling face and the eyes? I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long…”
“I need all the guns!”
“That’s all the pieces in the apartment.”
“Careful, Ronnie Milsap! We’re downrange!”
“I have to admit, this is holding my interest.”
“I’d go with you, but…I don’t want to.”
“45 cal. I like it.”
“If I never see you again, I just want you to know that I love you, very much.”
“Wanna get fucked up?”
“Ripley! From Alien 3!”
“Fuck, you’re old!”
“Ha-ha! Fake laugh, to hide the pain!”
“That bad guy you let get away stole my girl, and you’re going to help me get her back!”
“____? Is that you?”
“Yeah, it’s me, ________, and I’m here to make you an offer you can’t refuse!”
“I’ll just wait out here.”
“It’s a big house. It’s weird that I only ever see two of you.”
“…And that is why, in my opinion, the movie Cocoon is pure pornography.”
“I’m so proud of you.”
“He’s so dead.”
“Cue the music.”
“Hey- where’s your duffel bag?”
“We’re just going to have to do this the old-fashioned way: with two swords, and maximum effort.”
“Thanks, dickless.”
“You’ve got the wrong girl.”
“My boyfriend’s dead.”
“See, I thought that too. But he just keeps coming back. Like a cockroach.”
“I may not feel, but he does.”
“Let’s see how he fights with your head on the block.”
“Oh, I’ma fuckin’ spell it out for ya.”
“That’s why I brought him!”
“I prefer not to hit a woman.”
“I mean…that’s why I brought her?”
“Oh no, please. Finish your tweet. Go on. Hashtag it.”
“Finish fucking her the fuck up!”
“Language, please!”
“Suck a cock!”
“Look away, child! LOOK AWAY!”
“I’m gonna give ya’ll a chance to lay down your firearms in exchange for preferential, gentle, possibly even lover-like treatment.”
“That is so sweet!”
“Does he write you notes too?”
“Climb on!”
“You were right, red really is my color.”
“I hope they blocked pain to your every last nerve, ‘cause I’mma go looking!”
“You grow back body parts? When I’m finished, parts will have to grow back you.”
“Don’t worry, I’m gonna get you out of that shitbox!”
“Let’s dance, and by dance I mean let’s try to kill each other!”
“I’ve played a lot of roles. Damsel in distress ain’t one of them.”
“Don’t worry, I’ve got this under control!”
“I got a plan. You’re not gonna like it.”
“Just take it slow.”
“You really thought there was a cure for that?”
“It sounds even stupider when you say it.”
“As stupid as admitting you can’t do the one thing I’m keeping you alive for?”
“Four or five moments. That’s all it takes to become a hero. Everyone thinks it’s a full-time job- wake up a hero, brush your teeth a hero, go to work a hero- not true.”
“Over a lifetime, there are only four or five moments that really matter. Moments when you’re offered a choice to make a sacrifice, conquer a flaw, save a friend…spare an enemy.”
“You were droning on and on!”
“Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m just a boy who’s about to stand in front of a girl, and tell her…what the fuck am I going to tell her?!”
“I deserved that- and that- ah, maybe not the nethers-!”
“Start talking!”
“I live in a crack house with 12 other people. Every night we spoon for warmth…everyone fights for Noelle, she’s the fattest. There’s nothing we don’t share. Floor space, dental floss…even condoms.”
“So you live in a house?”
“Hey after a period of adjustment and a shitload of drinks, it’s a face I’d be happy to sit on.”
“I should’ve come and found you sooner.”
“The guy under this mask, he ain’t the same one that you remember.”
“I’m not the same under this suit, either. Super-penis.”
“Go be a really, really big brother to someone!”
“Tell _____ to quit shitting on my lawn!”
“And you, Sinead O’Connor- Nothing Compares 2 U!”
“And now for the moment I’ve all been waiting for.”
“You’re still here? It’s over. Go home!”
“What were you expecting, Sam Jackson show up with an eyepatch and a saucy little leather number?”
“We don’t have that kind of money.”
“Don’t leave your garbage all lying around. It’s a total dick move.”
I'll get to the starters after school, since I'll have more time.
