#this is perfect!

[changingplumbob]

As soon as Ophelia learns how to crawl we can age these two up!

She's doing it!

[evansbby]

POYT AU where Omega actually becomes the live in nurse for Steve’s mother.

Steve’s mother and father obviously instantly adore her and she’s the only one that Mrs Roger’s doesn’t immediately dismiss or get annoyed when omega fusses over her. Steve’s instantly obsessed with her, obviously. We all know omegas are natural nurturers and Steve can’t help but picture how she’ll be with his babies. He’s also being driven absolutely crazy in his own home because her scent is literally EVERYWHERE. He takes to stealing her clothes and panties and hiding them in his room to keep her scent close and one day where Mrs Roger’s has a rare burst of energy, she convinces Steve’s father to take her out for a weekend getaway like he used to when they were younger. Of course as soon as they’re gone Steve pounces. Cornering her in her room after she gets out of the shower and he spends the entire weekend fucking her on every surface of the house and ends it with his teeth buried in her throat…..

I just want you to know that I’m so in love with this and I want to write it. Thank you for your brain and this wonderful idea! I thought about it all of yesterday… I really want to write it and I will try to find the time to write it!!! 🥹🥹

[hyunpic]

[sugartclking-archived]

continued from here ( @rennisaturate )

Jamie was downright thriving in the chaos he'd orchestrated over the past half hour. Every stuttered breath Lorraine took, every subtle shift in her seat or glimmer of panic in her wide, dark eyes only made his smugness deepen. He let out a soft hum like he was genuinely thinking about her response, or lack thereof, rather, but he didn't miss that telltale tremble in her fingers or the way her voice pitched up when she leaned slightly closer, like maybe she was trying to stay tethered to something that wasn't the slow, relentless vibration torturing her under that pretty little dress. He tilted his head, acting like he didn't know exactly what was happening to her, like he wasn't the one casually keeping his thumb near the controls on his phone like it was some casual text thread. "You okay?" He asked again, and this time his voice was a touch softer — warm, bordering on concerned, but with that unmistakable undertone. The one that said he knew, the one that said he wasn't going to save her. Not yet, at least. God, she looked edible. Cheeks flushed, lips parted just a bit too long around every spoonful of food, her posture fighting to stay upright. He loved the restraint it took for Lori to sit there like nothing was wrong, to force a laugh at her dad's joke while her thighs clenched under the table like they might trap the pressure and make it go away, but it obviously wouldn't. That was the point. Jamie let his gaze dip just briefly below the table before he looked back at her, eyes catching hers again across the plates and wine glasses. And then he turned it up again without warning, just one more notch. Nothing too cruel. Just enough to see his girlfriend's shoulders rise in a slow, shaky breath, to see that pulse at the base of her throat flutter wildly like her body was begging for relief she wasn't going to get anytime soon. His tone dropped again, smooth like honey as he brought his glass to his lips. "You look warm, babe," he murmured behind the rim. "Everything alright?" And fuck, he wanted to see how long she could keep pretending it was.

[incorrectreddwarfquotes]

Rimmer: You... you cut through my trunk! This was a gift from my father!

Lister: I'm sorry, I'm sure he was a great man.

Rimmer: I hated my father!

Lister: Oh, then I'm sure your father was a total prick.

Rimmer: HOW DARE YOU TALK ABOUT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!

(Rimmer tries to punch Lister; being soft-light; his fist passes straight through)

[annyllel]

I just discovered very recently that Sidon has some text that you only see if the game hasn’t loaded the king yet. It’s interesting that it’s even in the game! Were the developers that farsighted as to anticipate that might happen, or what? 

I did this once just by flying into Zora’s Domain from one of the surrounding mountains. I did it a second time via flying machine. The key thing is that the king must not have been loaded in when you talk to Sidon.

If you’ve been to Inogo Bridge and talked to Sidon both there and at the entrance to Zora’s Domain, he’ll be waiting in the throne room and this is all that he says:

If you skip meeting him elsewhere and go straight to Zora’s Domain, you’ll notice he has more text:

You’ll notice the final text box in this latter case is the same thing he says when you’ve already met him before. 

I still think this is really cool that this sort of thing is even in game. I never knew it existed!

[androgynouscollectivekingdom]