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Good times.

Sneezes in public: *achoo*

Sneezes at home: *major shock wave that causes a tsunami which then sinks a small island country*

damn, are you homework? because no one wants to do you

damn, are you monday? because everyone hates you

me with everything i own

my talents include sleeping past my alarm and navigating through the dark because i’m too lazy to turn on the light

and occasionally waking up in the morning

after farting, saying “do i smell popcorn” so everyone takes a deep breath

gentleham