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avian-alchemist:

gentlemansalamander:

Admittedly, that ‘bomb’ did sure sound both appealing to learn about and equally horrifying, not unlike the actual reason for No Man’s land state. “Actually…it was due to Canopy’s former Queen’s rampage once she became the Skullgirl when she tried to wish for World Peace.” His tone is a seemingly somber and…relatively earnest. “A pity too, she left her two daughters behind and the King has been a shut in every since he had to put his poor wife down.”

“Of course, almost everyone now a days is aware of the Queen’s rampage…with it wiping entire countries into non-existence in the span of two weeks.” His tone while still seemingly somber, has a edge of…something. Suspicion, perhaps? His tone shifts back to that polite inquisitive tone. “I assume this is all news to you?” It was a seemingly mundane question…but this wasn’t a mundane situation, was it?

She couldn’t help but be taken aback at the the fact that this was all caused by a person. Though a person uplifted by some mysterious status, still ONE PERSON.

“It’s so very tragic, that such good intentions should lead to such chaos. A pity she couldn’t be helped.”

Plague’s feathers twitched under her robes. She’d heard something in his tone that made her worried he was onto her.

“I do believe I have heard rumors, but I suspected them to be mythologies–not truths. Heh, seems I was the one in denial… To think that one person… did all that. It’s ghastly.”

“This ‘SkullGirl’ business… Is there anyway to stop them from forming? Or are these tragedies simply doomed to repeat until we become extinct?”

“You don’t know the story? Legend has it, any poor dame can wish on the Skullheart, however if she is found impure of heart, both her body and wish will be corrupted into a Mockery of its intentions, with the Lady damned to become a Skullgirl. The previous Queen wished for World Peace, the Skullheart granted it by turning her into a Skullgirl so powerful that the nations at war had to stop their war effort to stop her. The one before her was a Matron of a beloved Opera family who witnessed her family killed in front of her. In her despair, she wished for them back, but the Skullheart did so by turning them into her undead minions.” He neglects to mention his employers role in that last one. “As far as history has known, no woman has been able to escape the Skullheart’s curse.” And neglecting to mention his employers role in the creation of the current Skullgirl as well....

#avianalchemist #V:You've been struck by a Smooth criminal #Nah you good #Also Ottomo neglecting mentioning the Medici's role in the creation of Marie and Selene's status as Skullgirls

Updated tag dump

#tag dump #outofrobot #don't threaten me with a good time (audio)#v:you've been struck by a smooth criminal #Blood on the Dancefloor (Dash Comm)#Handsome fish #The boss #Vitale's clown #Blood Harpy #Grim Grinning Assassin #With Genteel manners and a indecorous appetite for Violence #Servers on the Fritz (Crack)

#don't threaten me with a good time #Don't threaten me with a good time (audio)#Youtube

Does your character feel like their in the wrong? If so does it bother them?

Technically Yes and No. Ottomo and Tom are aware that the shit they do is several kinds of wrong given the crimes they commit. However, they don't either care, actively don't mind it or, because of personal headcanons for how they ended up working for the Medicis, Tom feels like he owes Lorenzo too much for "saving his ass" and admittedly, considering his influences, Tom himself is a horrible person and effectively acknowledges this. He's apparently friends with Dahlia somehow, and I do play him as quite cruel at times.

That said, sometimes he does have moments where he does consider his actions, but he still comes to the same conclusion: He likes being a bastard, especially considering how he felt his life was going before he served the Medicis, but if he's gonna be a bastard, he's gonna be a pragmatic one. That said, he does have some distinctly "non-villainous" elements to him, but they rarely show and when they do, its usually for a selfish or a pragmatic reason. Usually.

#outofrobot #v:you've been struck by a smooth criminal #There are reasons I call Tom a horrid little man but one with surprising consideration and pragmaticism #Likewise one of the big inspirations for Ottomo and Tom is a FUCKTON of Martin Scorsese gangster films and how he portrayed the Mafia #Plus plus #Smooth criminal is Ottomo's unofficial motif song #The song is about a dangerous criminal who manages to inflict serious harm on a innocent woman and is described as a less of a man #and more of a force of nature #hexesandheadaches

avian-alchemist:

“Heh, we mortals really do have a way of finding innovative and unique ways of destroying ourselves, don’t we?” Plague chuckled with grim amusement.

“Was it ‘The Bomb’ that I have sometimes heard of in my travels? An explosive formed from the destruction of some of the smallest units of matter in the universe where even that is so powerful that it poisons the earth it lands upon?”

Admittedly, that ‘bomb’ did sure sound both appealing to learn about and equally horrifying, not unlike the actual reason for No Man’s land state. “Actually...it was due to Canopy’s former Queen’s rampage once the she became the Skullgirl when she tried to wish for World Peace.” His tone is a seemingly somber and...relatively earnest. “A pity too, she left her two daughters behind and the King has been a shut in every since he had to put his poor wife down.”

“Of course, almost everyone now a days is aware of the Queen’s rampage...with it wiping entire countries into non-existence in the span of two weeks.” His tone while still seemingly somber, has a edge of...something. Suspicion, perhaps? His tone shifts back to that polite inquisitive tone. “I assume this is all news to you?” It was a seemingly mundane question...but this wasn’t a mundane situation, was it?

#avianalchemist #v: you've been struck by a smooth criminal #Ottomo:yup your not from this verse #given Nancy's rampage fucked over literally at least 1/3rd of the world's countries. At least #Also god damnit Plague #you told Ottomo and Tom about the Atom bomb

3. What's an inherently problematic view your character holds?

(Aside from being okay with Murder, torture, possibly being aware of Medici's business in human trafficking and all the fucked up shit in a Mafia life, man is short tempered, cruel and prone to numerous unhealthy addiction, Ottomo and Tom, more so Tom, are absolutely problematic on a fundamental level.)

#outofrobot #avianalchemist

winter-rp-memes

Questions for Problematic/Villain muses

1. How often does your character admit to being wrong? Do they ever change their way of thinking?

2. What's something you constantly have to re-explain about your muse

3. What's an inherently problematic view your character holds

4. Does your muse deserve a second chance?

5. What's makes your muse respect someone? Are they capable of respecting others without reason?

6. Do they opmatically assume certain people are lesser than them?

7. Do you ever think that despite your muses actions/morality they do have a point when it comes to their reasons?

8. Does your character feel like their in the wrong? If so does it bother them?

9. What's a line your muse won't cross under any circumstance?

10. Is a healthy relationship (platonic or otherwise) possible with your muse?

11. Do you feel like your muse can fall/be corrupted further if pushed?

12. Does your muse have a reason for their misdeeds or is it all for pleasure?

13. When it comes to your muses love ones, are the exception to their behavior or are they also treated poorly

14. Is your muses morality compliance or does it follow a strict set of rules?

15. Do you think your muse needs to pay for all that they've done?

#Hello #I am still alive #and with it #So is this bastard

Oy, starter call, leave a like if you wanna plot something

#OutofRobot #starter call #plotting call

"Good Evening, The Trinity has let me live another day and I'm perfectly willing to be make it everyone's problem"

#V:You've been struck by a Smooth Criminal #I faithfully return to my traitorous engineering bastard

avian-alchemist:

“Heh, alright… Sometimes people have a tendency to ask questions in a way where you know it is certainly some manner of judgement. Perhaps I’ve been conditioned to hear questions that way. Sarcasm often sounds sincere when you don’t know the person speaking.”

“That does make a lot of sense… I’m glad that there are places that operate on some semblance of logic.”

Plague Knight turned back to him.

“So… what are people fleeing? Some sort of war?”

Well, that certainly gave the other away. The pilot and Machine share a glance internally, figuring it wouldn’t hurt to inform the other of the...circumstances of this place the stranger finds themselves in. “Ah, I’m afraid worse than that. The last war left quite a....imprint, specifically of the continent ruining type, and as a result there’s been a alarmingly high amount of refugees coming here. Can’t really blame them considering the circumstances” Of course, the robot and pilot withheld how the Medici were taking advantage of the chaos of the refugee crisis, but this stranger didn’t need to know *that*

#avianalchemist #V:You've been struck by a Smooth criminal #this is so late im so sorry #also only would Ottomo be like yeah the last war destroyed a continent in polite butler speak

starter call

(Like for a starter. Multi-muses, name a muse)

#outofrobot

baking-accident

when it’s time for your favorite character to show up

#With Genteel manners and a indecorous appetite for Violence #Yup that's Tom

@stretchnplay

“...Ottomo...where the FUCK are we now?!”

The machine and his pilot was running a errand, a quick check up on their little “foreign” smuggling rings. On their way back, it seems whatever force was behind the strange.. 'gaps' that divided the different locations, decided to force them into a detour.

And by detour, the machine and pilot find themselves in some sort of... gaudily colored factory. They think it's a factory. The walkways they found themselves on were old and admittedly more rickety sounding then the machine would have liked. The walls, what they could see at least, seem to have some sort of scratched and peeling mural.

Yeah. They were definitely lost.

#v:you've been struck by a smooth criminal #stretchnplay #Local robot and his mad scientist/mobster pilot end up in a toy factory that casually was committing atrocities against God #there's a joke in here somewhere

👤+ Agent Black

"Not a fan of the broad. In addition to generally fucking over our little ring we had going on, which was a bitch and a half to reset, she also has a rather....irritating temper to her. Regardless, the broad is a lunatic if she thinks she's got a chance to take us down."

#hexesandheadaches #V: you've been struck by a smooth criminal #Tom speaking this time

👤+ Plague Knight

"A strange person. We have our suspecions that they are...not from here, but none the less, they haven't done anything to earn our or Lorenzo's ire. Regardless, we are going to keep a eye on them."

#avianalchemist #v: you've been struck by a smooth criminal

bunny-rp-memes

Send me 👤+ a character name for my muse’s opinion on that character

avian-alchemist:

Plague looked away from Ottomo. “Several no-name places in the middle of nowhere in no-name kingdoms that no one cares to remember. You get some semblance of freedom and privacy if nothing else.” She didn’t mention that it was in a different world because she doubted that he’d believe her.

She wasn’t so much angry with him as she was with the places she’d lived.

“You can spare me the country bumpkin jokes, but I suppose that they could provide some societal insight into this place.”

The machine raises his hands up in a defensive gesture. “Ah, apologize for our prying behavior. We didn’t intend to offend you in any capacity. It really was just a innocent curiousity.” Ironically, the Machine and Pilot internally make notes, keeping quiet, but the AI and pilot exchange knowingly glances inside the cockpit. The use of no-name places and nowhere likely signified that they likely had no fond memories of where they were from. And while they clarified they weren’t from the Chess kingdom, their sense of fashion did stick out from the norm here. And while it is possible that the other could be lying, the other option was some burned out husk of a country in No Man’s land. And most people who just left said No man’s land most likely wouldn’t called their country or kingdom homelands No-name. That just left....

The machine and pilot come to a silent agreement, for now. The other is likely from another...place. But, admittely with this particular person, Ottomo and Tom would rather place this bit of information for later. For now, the Machine and pilot had to think of a response. “Ah, no judgement from us. I’m not one to judge based on background. Seems wasteful. Besides, considering how many refugees often find themselves in this city, disregarding someone on their background seems rather counterproductive here.”

#avianalchemist #V:You've been struck by a Smooth criminal #They definitely suspect Plague ain't from the SG verse #But because Plague hasn't done shit yet #its like #(sus squinting)

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