MY OWN THOUGHTS by Helena Minginowicz (Polish, b. 1984)
acrylic on paper towel, 23x48 cm, 2026

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MY OWN THOUGHTS by Helena Minginowicz (Polish, b. 1984)
acrylic on paper towel, 23x48 cm, 2026
IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY
I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E
I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y
ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june
get spooky
how does this appear every june
@nooowestayandgetcaught
STOP BRINGING THIS BACK EVERY JUNE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
for context:
“Beep Beep Bitch, You’re Gay!”
Updated the lesbian flag and added nonbinary, pan, ace, and aro for all your tacky LBGTQ+ barcode needs.
Hope yall like my abomination
That last one is fucking moving istg
at last. the gaydar
The only pride flag I care about anymore
This guy plays the tune of Jason Mraz - “I’m Yours” using two Nokia Phone
this is so fucking relaxing
IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS FOR TWO FUCKING YEARS
When you’re too broke to afford a Launchpad
Happy Pride Month to all of my fellow aces!! 🖤🩶🤍💜
undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal
This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.
The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human
Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.
Some recent calico studies :p
acrylic, canvas 50*60 cm “Magic of the Sunset”. 2024
ok so, I approached my local library with a proposal to donate a mural as a way to A: build portfolio/gain practical experience and B: give back to a beloved public institution. The director was very enthusiastic about it and i've been working on it since the beginning of March. Come with me as I endeavor to paint what is in all honesty an excessive amount of birds
I wanted the birds to look like they were actually in the space so first thing after doing the draft was to do a lighting study
after that I covered the walls in letters in lieu of a projector/vr headset bc i have neither of those :) Then i take a picture of the section of wall and superimpose the lineart over top of it so I can pencil in the lines
et voila
and that was a whole week on it's own so next comes the paintin' >:)
hi trans kiwis and friends. if you haven't seen the news, they're trying to pass a frankly insidious bill in aotearoa to define the terms 'man' and 'woman' based on biological sex. this unsurprisingly reflects a lot of similar cruel efforts happening overseas at the moment. IT HASN'T PASSED YET, but I figured I should speak up about it because this is happening as we speak.
(screenshot from the linked RNZ article)
it seems very fucking bleak!!!! please don't lose hope! it hasn't passed yet and a lot of the shoddy bills suggested by the coalition have been shot down already. it's still worth knowing about. you don't have to share this post if you don't want to. I just know that a lot of my followers are kiwi. if there are any updates as to what we can do to push back against this, I'll make a relevant addition. kia kaha, okay? love you all.
UPDATE: you can now very quickly and very easily submit a comment on the bill! these will be counted and considered in parliament.
it took me less than three minutes, and that's only because I wrote a whole paragraphs on why this is a stupid idea. all you really need to put is "don't pass this bill" if you want. it'll only take 30 seconds.
if you're able to and you want to, please consider reblogging! the more reach this gets, the better. thank you all so much [:
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Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
yeah… weird
You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.
Good, I hope it haunts everyone about to enter a body of water so bad that they wear a life jacket. 🙌
Every single person I knew (past tense) who has drowned was "a strong swimmer." Water in the wild does not care how good you are at swimming.
I mean this with all due respect:
You are not going to pass a skillcheck against a rip current once it has you.
Waves will not bow to your physical prowess no matter how impressive.
Shock does not care that you used to be on your school swim team.
If you hit your head, being good at swimming isn't going to turn you face-up while you're unconscious.
You may be unable to return to shore. Rescue may be unable to find you quickly.
when you're in water, moving cools you down. you lose heat faster in water, even relatively warm water on a pretty warm day.
as you cool down, your muscles stiffen, you lose the ability to swim much faster than usual (again, not even always in cold water!), and you drown.
to remain warm until rescue, it's important to stay still and get into the H.E.L.P. position to preserve body heat.
you can't do that treading water. You can only do that with a proper flotation device.
I once went into the water on a nice, sunny day at a popular boating lake surrounded by boaters. It took 45 minutes to be rescued. Could you swim for that long? Could you swim for that long while shivering and stiff?
Wear a life jacket!
Okay but genuinely are we supposed to wear a life jacket every time we go swimming in natural bodies of water at all? Like. Not allowed to just swim normally unless we go to a pool?
Good question! No. I'm a freediver and a paddling instructor, so I spend a lot of time wild swimming (sans life jackets) and in boats (wearing life jackets).
Life jackets are important when:
you're on the water in conditions where it would be unsafe to get in the water
there's a chance of entering the water unintentionally/accidentally.
Plenty of people boat & paddle in conditions unsafe for swimming (myself included). Cold water, strong currents, rough & windy weather, and being far from shore are all conditions that make swimming unsafe.
If anything happens and you go into the water, a life jacket will protect you in these conditions (even cold water, by allowing you to preserve body heat)
But what about when you're out in safe swimming conditions? What if you even plan to take the boat out to go swimming?
The risk is ending up in the water unintentionally.
If you're in a large or medium boat, on a paddle board, in a kayak, etc., and you end go in the water without meaning to, you've ended up in the water by means that put you at risk (capsizing, collision, sinking, fire, even just falling).
Injury, shock, etc. can prevent you from swimming, even if you're a strong swimmer. If the water is cold enough, you might experience cold water shock and a dangerous reflex called the cold water gasp. When you hit the water, you gasp automatically. The risk is inhaling a huge amount of water as soon as you go in, inducing panic, increasing the shock response, and increasing your risk of drowning.
How cold is cold water? Some people experience cold water shock symptoms in water as 'warm' as 14 degrees C (57 F). Which you'll find in plenty of popular lake and ocean swimming sites, even in the middle of summer.
The life jacket will save you if your ability to swim is compromised. It can even keep your head above water when you go in, period, keeping you warmer and preventing you from inhaling a bunch of water.
When you go swimming, you get into the water with intention, so the risk of being compromised is pretty low, unless you're adding an activity like cliff diving or something (or you're consuming substances that impair your ability to swim). So no, you don't need to wear a life jacket swimming if you know how to swim. You accept some level of inherent risk when you swim, like you do plenty of other activities.
Final note: having a life jacket near you is next to worthless. It needs to be on you and fastened. Are you going to grab and fasten your life jacket as you capsize? As you fall overboard? As you flee a boat that's on fire? Put it on and fasten it.
Only tangentially related but if you can help it you shouldn't wear the types of life jacket seen in the picture above. Those types of life jacket, which when properly worn provide flotation over your chest and behind your head, have a tendency to not turn you over if you fall unconscious head-down.
Again, these life jackets are definitely safer than having none at all. But if you can help it, depending on the activity you're doing, it would be safer to have something like this:
Hi, I try not to nitpick as a rule, but as a former waterfront lifeguard and waterfront director, you have this exactly backwards, and this is a safety concern.
The orange life jacket shown first is classified by the Coast Guard (who certify life jackets in the US) as a Type II PFD (Personal Flotation Device) and is commonly stocked on large vessels precisely because it tends to flip an unconscious victim face-up in the water. Think about it, all the floaty stuff is around the neck, which would naturally like to float with the majority of your body in the water and your head on top. Additionally, they’re very easy to fit correctly to most people quickly, simple to make (therefore cheap), and easy to store.
The downside with Type IIs is that they’re rather bulky, uncomfortable for extended wear, and tend to restrict your range of motion. That’s where Type III PFDs (second one in blue) come in. They provide the same overall flotation, but because the floaty parts are all around the chest instead of only the front, they may fail to turn an unconscious victim face-up. They’re also more difficult to fit correctly, often requiring 2-4 straps and/or buckles that need to be adjusted to fit, compared to Type IIs which only need one. The advantages of Type IIIs are increased comfort and better range of motion, which, critically, means that people are more likely to keep them on while boating than the blocky Type IIs.
Type II and III are the most commonly used, but the Coast Guard has a total of five types they certify, and legally, every new life jacket sold in the US needs to come with an informational pamphlet about all the types, how to choose the best one for you, and how to make sure your life jacket is in working order.
Type Is are for applications where you might not get rescued for a while, and are bulkier and more buoyant than Type IIs. Type IV is for throwing to victims who’ve fallen overboard, and Type V is a sort of miscellaneous category for specialty devices, like ones which inflate via CO2 cartridge, usually on contact with the water, and require A Lot of maintenance.
The right life jacket for you is a matter of personal preference and activity, but the best life jacket is one that fits you and that you’ll wear correctly. Personally, I prefer my Type III because I mostly kayak and canoe close to shore, and it has likely saved my life on several occasions (whitewater canoeing is fun). I’ve also had to rescue people who were only in danger because they weren’t wearing a life jacket, or were wearing it incorrectly. But overall, any working, properly adjusted, buckled life jacket is better than none.
WEAR YOUR LIFE JACKET.
If you've never capsized in a boat or gone into a body of water unintentionally it is pretty hard to fathom how absolutely useless your "strong ability to swim" can feel. I went over board while rafting years ago and for what felt like several minutes (but was probably like 3 seconds) I didn't know where up and down was. I was being tossed any which way. When I could get my bearings the boat was pretty far away from me. It was a tourist activity!!! I was so, so thankful for that life jacket (and helmet! Rocks!!), that let me basically just float down river after the others, more or less safely, until they could pick me up and get me back in the boat. I was probably only in the water for about 10 minutes max but I don't know whether I could have kept above the surface during that time without the life jacket and I'm a good swimmer.
Wear your life jackets 😘
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Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.
I think a lot of Europeans think that the stadium is in the middle of a city and surrounded by infrastructure, which is why they keep insisting that they can just walk from point A to point B. It's not! It's in the fucking Meadowlands!!!! You have multi lane highways and a literal toxic swamp and that's it!
"Well if there are a LOT of football fans they'll stop for us!"
There's a video online of a trucker who accidentally hits a flock of sheep in the middle of the highway at full speed and splatters them. Has to turn the windshield wipers on to wipe away the blood. This is what every Jersey driver yearns to do once they get on the turnpike.
girl help they're now demanding NJ build a bridge over the highway (???? from where???) or shut down the fucking I-95 (one of the busiest highways in the country that everyone commutes on) for their little soccer game.
I live close enough to the Meadowlands to regularly curse the hubris of the American Dream mall and this is the funniest shit I have read in YEARS. A lot of the European twitter people seem to think we are DEFENDING the Meadowlands and the general layout of the area like we think it was good urban planning. Girl no! It is a shithole, we know it is a shithole! (Although the actual swamp is kinda pretty from the window of a train heading to Secaucus Junction.) We are not trying to express pride, we are trying to save your life!!!!
I MEAN. I know people talk a lot of shit about American arrogance and they're not wrong to do so, but look at this, my fucking god.
._. Let them perish
Whats funny is they think ppl are defending the infrastructure. Like...no bitch we know it's ass. We are telling you it LITERALLY can't be done
Right like, no no. We KNOW it is horrible. We KNOW it should not exist like that. MetLife stadium shouldn't have been built in a swamp like that. Everything about its existence is bullshit. This is probably the WORST stadium to try and get to, considering that it is illegal to try and walk there.
FIFA has also intentionally MADE it worse. Because they're closing the parking lot. They're also preventing ride shares from what I can tell??
Meanwhile the governor of New Jersey is saying this is going to cost NJ $48 million to deal with the ridership, and wanted money to offset that, which FIFA doesn't ever do. So they decided to massively inflate train fares to offset the cost.
Again, while trying to prevent rideshare services from occurring.
Oh, ALSO people in New Jersey and New York City are all being told to "work from home" on days of the world cup matches because the public transit congestion is expected to be that bad, coincides with rush hour, and because for some of it, they're full closing off public transit to anyone who doesn't have FIFA tickets.
And then there are people complaining about our "shitty national stadium" and I don't even know how to begin to explain that MetLife isn't even the biggest capacity stadium in the US. It's not even in the top ten. (It is #15).
I genuinely do hope everyone is just being a bit of a troll when they say they're going to walk on the 95 or some shit because people will 1000% die. I don't even know what a comparable metaphor for this is.
But you cannot just shut this road down:
It is. Illegal, on most USA highways, to drive LESS than 45 mph. This road system, to our immense grief, was built for the vehicles, not for pedestrians. The seventy foot semi going 80 mph cannot stop if you dart out in front of it. I 95 does not have breaks in traffic. Trying to walk I-95 is literally going to get someone killed. The US reliance on cars SUCKS trust me we know, but I do not want people to get killed trying to get to a sports game. I am begging people not to try and walk 1-95, people on that road drive like they're auditioning for Mad Max. This is not a county with a sane pedestrian friendly walkable road system. Pay the $150 please PLEASE or get a ride do NOT die on 1-95.
It is actually ILLEGAL to walk I-95 or other major highways for the same reason there is no pedestrian traffic on the Autobahn in Germany.
Any Europeans (of which I am one) confidently claiming they will be fine walking on a highway is definitely full of shit. That cannot be done and live to tell the tale here either.
However. I do believe that people who have never been to the States and didn't bother to put any research in, beyond the occasional Hollywood movie, really REALLY cannot grasp the concept of not being able to walk where they want to go if other methods fail. Like, there's BOUND to be a train and if there isn't, oh well, sucks if it's hot, but guess we'll just walk.
There are other ways to get places than waking along a highway. And we generally don't believe there couldn't be.
When I worked in the US for a year I once wanted to get from a parking lot on one side of a busy street to a parking lot right on the other side of it. I thought it would be ludicrous to get in my car and drive to the other side, when I could just walk there in about 5 minutes. Well. After about 15 minutes of trying - and failing - to find a way to cross an inner town (!!) 4 lane road without risking my life, I admitted defeat, walked back to my car, drove to the other side and parked again.
It's a mind-fuck for Europeans.
My wife’s idea of decompressing after the busy holiday was to rearrange every piece of furniture in our home is this an ADHD thing or just a her thing
I’m not complaining the way she’s done it is much better than it was it’s just like how is this your idea of a relaxing weekend
Listen I don't get to decide when the drunk elf that is my executive actually does the functioning but when he does we have a SMALL WINDOW OF TIME before he finds the schnapps again and we're done
yes this exactly
So to me, there are spoons (general energy cost) and carnival tickets (specific energy cost).
Spoons can be used pretty much anywhere.
Carnival tickets are only good for the carnival, and it’s only in town for a limited amount of time.
So like, if I get “kitchen cleaning” carnival tickets, I can’t use that to clean my bedroom, that’s not where the carnival is.
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tree grafting techniques
@cribins do these work? do you use any of them? is this just clickbait or?
Not only is this legit, it’s unbelievably neat and tidy! I’ve done some of the grafting techniques, but I tend to (because *gestures to self*) end up cutting my hands more than the plant material.
Grafting is really common. Most edible fruit trees, cultivated roses, some tomato plants etc are grafted onto a different rootstock as standard- you can control size that way, or make a useful but weak plant much stronger. As long as your two plants are related closely enough and you have cambium to cambium connection (cambium is the thin layer of green under the bark), you can do all sorts of weird shit - like a single tree that gives you plums, cherries, apricots, peaches and almonds.
And layering is fun! Free plants! The plant will sometimes do this itself when a branch touches the ground and starts sprouting roots.
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