˚˖𓍢ִ໋🦢˚

slithered here from eden

[willgrahamscock]

canon is whatever I perceive with my third eye

[willgrahamscock]

oh and my peonis haha

[antonymeanonyme]

[willgrahamscock]

this is the kinda shit you make when you're a free spirit unburdened by things like canon, i loave you stranger

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

sorry I didn’t show up it was because umm.. you see, I was busy. maybe another time??

[willgrahamscock]

ai could never outdo my beautiful perverted mutuals

[willgrahamscock]

this is because they write with their mind penis and have terrible childhoods and horrible luck, which seems to be the key factor in writing shakespeare level smut

[willgrahamscock]

and english is their 4th language

[guiltfactory]

sometimes a woman hurts every man who enters her life because she's awesome

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[reaiiygoodusername]

I’m gonna kill (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) someone else (remembers murder is bad) on accident (realizes it’s not an accident if I say I’m gonna do it) and I know because I’m from the future (remembers lying is bad) no I’m not (feels guilty) I’m so so sorry (remembers actions speak louder than words) (does a backflip)

[fairycosmos]

one day i will snap out of it im sure

[fairycosmos]

[scamguy]

i would like to officially thank sesame for its seeds, its oil, and of course its street

[magicalmrmephistopheles]

couldn’t leave this in the tags

[willgrahamscock]

and for my next trick I will fail again and again

[willgrahamscock]

GUYS WE GET TO TRY AGAIN AND AGAIN!!!

[angelicdewdrop]

[sleaterkinneycomments]

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[gayvampyr]

me after a minor inconvenience: i hope i get hit by a [remembers i’m anti car-centric infrastructure] pedestrian

[yellowlikelemons]

The kind of sex I want requires like 3 layers of psychological manipulation

[rott1ingbonep1le]

This is how my posts look

[pawpunkao3]

Unhealthy ships in a fandom are a bioindicator. They're like finding caterpillars on your produce. You may not want to consume them---you may even find them disgusting---but if they aren't there at all, you know that stuff is COVERED in toxicity.

[pawpunkao3]

There are some people in the reblogs saying "too many caterpillars are unhealthy too though!" but they are WRONG. You can always remove a caterpillar but you can't wash off pesticide

[toriel-2]

babygirl im gonna fuck you until you can walk #divinemiraclepenis