I've got the need....the need for speed

Fiver/25/Gay

[strangestcase]

This is UNTRUE!!!! If you’re new to Catholicism you HAVE to listen to MEEEEEEEEE. Here’s my advice:

Leave

[creepycrag]

If you remember being a teenager you're a creep because you straight up saw yourself naked back then. The only way to be righteous is to obliterate your mind with drugs until you can't remember anything

[lazer-exe]

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

[m4lotov]

hanging out with people is so scary what do i do im actually so upset

[kosmogrl]

oooh I get it it’s always gonna be because of the environment I grew up in

[aceofpans]

it’s because of the curse

[contemptible-scoundrel]

[doesn't understand jacking off] and I'm supposed to... touch my penis? [shaking my head and smiling, murmuring to myself] touching my own penis... [chuckles] what will they come up with next

[ooppo]

"He has a 12 inch cock" well my pussy ain't a fucking magicians hat bitch where is all that supposed to go

[ooppo]

[puppygirllaika]

"chekhov's gun" my ass. he used a phaser.

[the-sensitive-sadist]

Medieval torture device date night when

[killxbunnyyy]

i be like “it is what it is” then be pissed off for like 4 years

[oldsamarie]

i love listening to MUSIC!!!!!! and imagining things happening

[sylvanitchi]

looks at you like this

[fucxingcuties]

[kosmogrl]

"whats your 5 year plan?" buddy I nearly go insane thinking about what I should have for dinner

[autistobrat]

I’m lying face down on the floor. Reblog to join.

[wordfather]

im something thats called normal. they call me that

[ravioliet]

fish love me women also love me!! everyone love me!!! yayy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!