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teacher: come on my favourite class, walk faster!

student: that's the biggest lie i've ever heard after my father telling me he loved me

“Minecraft is a spiritual experience”

“Listen buddy, I’ll drink your ankles”

Me, yelling at my friend down the hall

Teacher: -tosses eraser to Connor-

Connor: -gets hit in the head-

Teacher: “That’s what you get, bitch.”

Teacher(to class): what’s something you did as a kid that was funny?

Student: lol once when I was five I made a turtle commit suicide

Teacher: wait W H A T

Senior crying and walking down the hall: I have more homework then LIFE

"I'm not gay, I just like guys"

P1: "When I die, I want to be planted in the ground to grow into a tree"

P2: "That's actually really bad for the environment, I want to be shot into space, cause why not"

P3: "Can I be dropped into the Amazon Rainforest? Natural decomposition"

P2: "Yeah right. The Amazon won't be around when we die"

P1: "Actually, bold of us to assume there will be trees when we die"

P3: "Bold of us to assume we will live past 20, given the current environment"

P1: "Guess I'm being dumped into a mass grave with the rest of population when I meet my inevitable death in 5-10 years"

*gong breaks while we're moving it* "nOt AgAiN"

“He looks like he’s a youth pastor for fun of course he’s gay.”

“I would sacrifice everyone in this room including myself for Chester the Cheeto cheetah”

"Didn't humans evolve from moss?" -a kid in my HONORS biology class

"Why do we have to breathe, why can't we just lay on the ground and photosynthesize?"

In response to getting our AP US History textbooks: damn this book thicker than me

Our teacher stopped midsentence and I thought he was going to die

"If you say cocaine one more time I will shove your Heelys down your throat."

"where have you been?"

"I tried to fake my death and it didnt work so here I am."

"I'd probably reject any proposal. I'm saving myself for Mothman"

Shit High Schoolers Say