The 3AM Geoffey and Rae Rae Show

TWO DERPS ONE INTERNET My name is Geoffey. I spend a lot of time chatting with my friend Rae Rae, often about stupid shit. Some of it ends up funny enough we feel like sharing it with the world. We roleplay a couple made up of a Nazi cyborg named Geoffrey (played by Geoffey) and a Vulcan scientist named T'Rae (played by Rae Rae) on the Pern-slash-adoption-slash-crack-slash-multi-genre-chaos forum Whazzit Weyrd. Shenanigans, typos, and inside jokes invariably ensue during our late night babbling.

[geoffeyandraerae]

rae rae: UGH

geoffey: why ugh when you can hug

[geoffeyandraerae]

i'm alive but my typing skills aren't

geoffey: there should b a basic test u have to pass to start a presidential campaign 8|

rae rae: yeah a fucking etiquette test 8|

geoffey: not that we aren't oversaturated with bad snatadardizard tests uherdme

rae rae: well yes i heard u but

/how/

[geoffeyandraerae]

Mr. Eeeebooooooks

RaeRae: It was only a chronological list how did it end up like this 8|

Teran Misaki: -dead-

RaeRae: It was only a list 8|

Teran Misaki: -wheeze-

RaeRae: /It was only a list/

Teran Misaki: -flops around trying to breathe-

Dad's looking at me funny

I let out this snort of laughter and cracked up

RaeRae:

NOW I'M SORTING THROUGH FILES

AND I'M ORDERING BOOKS

AND I'VE GOT SO MANY DOWNLOADS

AND IT'S ALL OCD

Teran Misaki 10:39 pm

ohmygodiloveyouyouderp

RaeRae:

BUT I'VE MISSED ONE

AND THEY'RE ALL OUT OF ORDER

HELP I'M DROWNING IN .EPUBS

Teran Misaki: noouchmysideshurt

RaeRae:

BUT THE FILES DON'T CARE

THEY'RE JUST STARING AT ME

SO MANY BOOOOOOOKS

Teran Misaki:

-imagines you singing that whole thing as dramatically as possible, spotlight and all-

RaeRae:

AND I JUST CAN'T STOOOOOP IT'S KILLING MEEEEEE

THEY'RE TAKING CONTROOOOOOOOOL

[geoffeyandraerae]

Ara Lost Her Mouse

Geoffey:

I LIKE HOW SHE ASKS

CAN IT CLIMB *DOWN*

ARA ANYTHING CAN CLIMB DOWN

IT JUST GOES TO THE EDGE

AND KEEPS GOING

RaeRae:

-coughhackwheeze-

Geoffey:

/laughingsohardthere'snosound

because

canitclimbdown

IT JUST WALKS OFF DAMNIT

RaeRae:

-gaspwheezenoises-

Geoffey:

well /honestly/

RaeRae:

ican't

[geoffeyandraerae]

IT'S BEEN AWHILE SINCE I'VE DONE PURE PORN OKAY 8|

I asked Rae Rae whether Watch-whers have the same ranks as Firelizards and Dragons in Pern canon or if they didn't have them at all...

[geoffeyandraerae]

akaczism:

SIGH

ruintheniceevennumberswhydon'tyou8|

RainbowMagicPen: RAWRSMASH

akaczism: -d-ead

RainbowMagicPen: eadwantsthed8|

akaczism: fds;jfmkn.vdvc

[geoffeyandraerae]

bad ideas sound bad even at the time

Geoffrey @ 9.39 PM: So if you didn't know

I watched all of honey boo on a weekend marathon one of the times we were housesitting

And on honey boo boo they eat "sketti" which to them is ketchup+butter

that's the entire sauce

And I hve this problem

Where once you suggest somehting to me

I am not happy until I have tried it

NO matter how awful it is 8|

And we had a tiny tiny like three forkfuls of leftover spaghetti

Geoffey @ 9.40 PM: So I have said waht the heck and heated it up with ketchup and butter

andhtisiseithergoingtobeterribleornotquiteasterrible8|

itactuallyprobablyworksbetterinasaucepan

becausemicroavedketchupsmellshorrendous

Geoffey @ 9.41 PM: that

is

fucking

disgusting

/nowyouknow

[geoffeyandraerae]

sleepy feet

Rae Rae: MY FOOT FELL ASLEEP IT'S WAKKING BACK UP REALLY BAD

Rae Rae: SOMEONE WOKE UP ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE ANKLE TODAY

[geoffeyandraerae]

FIGHTING JEWS BY DAYLIGHT WINNING LOVE BY EYELIGHT NEVER RUNNING FROM A REAL FIGHT HE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR CYBORG~

Text from Geoffey

[geoffeyandraerae]

Sometimes We Talk Politics

Geoffrey:

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE A PLASTIC BAG

I bet Romney feels like a palstic bag 8|

He jsut wants to feel validated as we switch to greener resuable ones 8|

He is still relevant and love syou he promises 8|

Romney is a plastickin 8|

/shutupbrain

[geoffeyandraerae]

Textypos from Rae Rae

Rae Rae: Ihopetobeabletobutidon'tknowwheni'llbehomeotherthan "before nine"

~;~'4(5_'3~8~)_31+_;~'6~'3@13((2_3'~'1

Geoffey: Dafuq

Rae Rae: 8| iamamastertexter

*ikindofanticipatewalkinginthedooratnine

Geoffey: -DEAD--

Rae Rae: hush you i,m the best 8|

[geoffeyandraerae]

Geoffey 3:16 pm     xD  RaeRae 3:17 pm     likeseriouslyhow8|  Geoffey 3:18 pm     youarelookingatphotographyofplanet8|     eightyyearsinthepast8|     theyhadcars     nowyouknowwhytheydon'tanymore     donotangerthegiantappliancegodswithyourlargemanmadecontraptions     AS IF YOU WERE BETTER THAN THEM     THEY SHALL SMITE THEE D<

[geoffeyandraerae]

Insert "coming" jokes here

RainbowMagicPen: thewallsmakeforbetterconversation8|

RainbowMagicPen: theyhaveearstheyknowallthegossip8|

RainbowMagicPen: doorsarejustwhores8| lettingallthosepeopleinandout8|

[geoffeyandraerae]

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE COMMIES

Geoffey: whatifsomeonebreaksin8|

Geoffey: whatifiammuggedformycantaloupé8|

Geoffey: BETTEREATITBEFORETHECOMMIESTAKEIT8|

[geoffeyandraerae]

Wigglewigglewiggle pokepoke blorp

Geoffey: ifyourjelloisblorpingyouarejello'ingwrong8|

Rae Rae: IT'S A FLAN RUN AWAY NOMNOMNOM 8V

[rainbowmagicmarker]

Hey I just dissected you And this is crazy But here’s me in the shower So screw me maybe~

Geoffey’s summary of Don’t Lose Your Head (via rainbowmagicmarker)

[geoffeyandraerae]

Our state bird is the mockingbird. Rae Rae's is...

Rae Rae: (thought) Isn't our state bird the prairie dog or something 8|

Rae Rae: /brainwhatthefuck8|