Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
JVL
almost home
blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap
#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
oozey mess
Origami Around
NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@georgeomaleys
confession: when i was in high school my best friend used to steal a ton of clothes from the busted-ass target in town and then walk across the street and sell them at plato’s closet and she called it her job. i’d be like “where are you?” and she’d be like “at work” and i’d know she was just robbing a target blind lmao
What if I...got you into my hyperfixation....ahaha just kidding.....unless?
I don’t know what’s going on but it’s a lot
"woman"? no, you misheard. i'm an omen.
i don't identify as "male" or "female", i identify as a warning
do my dark circles and deteriorating health make me look hot
Seriously the bathroom sneak off?
what that mouth do
complain
me: has a breakdown
me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down
If you’re an American and ever go to another country my biggest advice to you is to go someplace “American themed”. Even if it’s just a seasonal section in a grocery store. It’s always a good time and sometimes it’s even cute.
When I was in Germany my cousins dragged me to a “rodeo” and it was hilarious. It was just a clown and his assistant in bad cowboy outfits lassoing things. Literally a clown. I’m not making that part up. There were no horses or bulls. I’ve seen more impressive lasso tricks from four year olds.
It was so fun. The American section of the grocery store in Switzerland had blueberry juice in it. What the hell is blueberry juice? Delightful, is what it is. 10/10 not accurate in the slightest would recommend. I’m glad they’re having fun.
My middle school teacher's wife is from Japan. And the first time he visited Japan around Christmas her family plopped a sponge cake with strawberries in front of him like "look!!!"
And my teacher is like "???? Nice!""
And they tell him "it's Christmas Cake!"
So he learns Japan has Christmas Cake, which is an "American thing." Except if you're American, you're realizing Christmas Cake is NOT a thing we do.
They were pretty devastated that their American custom was made up. But hey, Christmas Cake is GOOD. so win lose
Man I WISH we had Christmas cake.
how do i get the moon to notice me back
Amsterdam is turning rainbow for a visit of the Russian president Putin. The council of the city of Amsterdam has decided to hang out the gay pride flag on all council owned buildings and offices, in protest to Russia’s new anti-gay law.
there’s several of these as well;
pretty sure Amsterdam is now the sass capital of the world
ragingdarcy:
amsterdamn
Really though it was great
It’s one of those moments in which I do love my country
IM SO PROUD
Rory Gilmore: Sarcasm does not become you.
Lane Kim: Maybe not. But it does sustain me.
anyone else got problems
no you’re the only one
ok. sorry
a bABY
when u fake broke cuz u gotta save
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
