5 FACTS YOU DIDNT KNOW ABOUT GEORGE WASHINGTON
he killed a billion kittens and puppies
he donated really cool hats with lice to thrift stores
he caused 9/11 and they blamed it on osama
he is banned from Disneyland for sexually assaulting the animatronic Captain Jack sparrow
his teeth weren’t made out of wood they were made out of the bones of little german boys
Bonus fact: he would go to pet stores and blind small animals with laser pointers for fun












