Try my gentle elixirs if u trust me

|| 27 ⚨ HE || scotty. some kind of fag. don't throw up on the carpet!

[sacred-portal]

[nintooner]

for a better tomorrow

[drawnsnake]

A scientific diagram

[junk-thunder]

stole some guy's dog and drove off but then i realized i didnt even want this thing so i threw it out the window and it shattered like a vase

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[allystruggles]

Having to listen to Lana Del Rey in your gay friends’ cars and pretend it doesn’t sound like an old man trying to read a poem on his deathbed

[giragirameganedan]

i feel a similar level of deep unease at seeing an online artist launching a makeship plushie of their sona as i would feel at seeing a pregnancy announcement from the worst couple i know

[uncertainlys]

i hope everything works out in the end because i am so so scared

[lolcatsaestheticdump]

[berdyayeva]

being an executioner used to be an inherited job. imagine dealing with teen angst and also job shadowing your dad the town’s torturer

[auckie]

[whoiscallingme]

[detectivehole]

unless its egregious, i'm not embarrassed to be fooled by ai. "oh i got lied to via something made by the Lying Machine the machine we made to Lie really well" like it's gonna happen it's no egg on your face. just be chill about it

[detectivehole]

don't get me wrong. it's always devastating always humbling. no one wants to fall for the lying machine it just sounds bad. but you can't dwell

[kosmogrl]

[himejoshibutch-archived]

i hate yaoi. what's worse than one man? two men!!!

[sevaria]

I love it when a sad and beautiful man smokes a cigarette

[achillesinhighheels]