Try my gentle elixirs if u trust me

|| 27 ⚨ HE || scotty. some kind of fag. don't throw up on the carpet!

[willgrahamscock]

sorry about not replying I think I’ve gone missing

[heavenpierceher]

[elokitties]

[guitarblowjob]

Soon enough the cigarette emoji 🚬 will go the same way as the real gun emoji and they will replace it with Blue Raspberry Ice Sour Fuck 9000 Disposable Vape

[aforgottennotebook]

Pcos being renamed to pmos is fitting because it's Pissing Me Off Syndrome

[thewolfstrongdiary]

Scratching your vaginer through your baggy jeans pocket #yes

[angelicguy]

step son saw my candy

[hungwy]

uhhh yeah can i start with the house salad?

[cheaphalloweencostume]

i always forget religious posts like this are dead serious because starting out with the phrase “i knew my flesh was evil” is so incredibly funny to me

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[thediscossessed]

I'm always saying this

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[syrenki]

i have a bunch of disgusting ideas if anyone's interested

[wizzard890]

[nadianotapplicable]

the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down