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eeveez-deactivated20190823

person: you know, what you’re eating right now is actually really unhealthy :/

me: *is confused, because i don’t remember fuckin asking*

midsummerpuck

communistbakery-deactivated2017

“oh sweet, silly string!”

It's...been a while.

#I'm a little melancho+lic to+ see that my inactivity has hindered so+me budding relationships #I guess this means I sho+uld take it upo+n myself to+ make new o+nes then #((jESUS it's been a long time since i had to typed her quirk #lord help me #also im BACKish))

magic-of-eternity

swolizard

The reason some girls wear make up..

mvngspcs-deactivated20160411

“so check this contour.” D E A D

greelin

oh my goodness gracious i am just so terrible at kissing…….. it’s so embarrassing really…….. someone should help me not be terrible………… by kissing me……… on the mouth…….. multiple times……. come to think of it i am downright dreadful at holding hands and watching movies too………….

#I really sho+uld be educated pro+perly in the art o+f ro+mance co+me to+ think o+f it #;;)-

readingwritingarrhythmia

sacred-portal

movedtomiyo6ee-deactivated20221

i want some dom!kankri in my porkri ship and despite how pissed he looks i ship them red (and mostly pale but shh)

idk the whole “im not a wriggler anymore okay look im a man and i know how to take care of myself and i’m going to prove it to you” just makes me feel tingly like WHOOP HE BECAME A MAN AND HE”S GOING TO TAKE CARE OF YOU AND PUT FOOD ON YOUR TABLE YE

also like k drama shit where the guy pins the girl to the wall and says shit like i’m gonna show you how much i’ve grown and kiss the girl ya feel me?

#To+ be ho+nest #I do+n't think that I wo+uld need o+r want him quo+te unquo+te putting fo+o+d o+n my table #ho+wever #A little d/s wo+uldn't go+ unappreciated.#Especially if Kankri came o+ut o+f his shell every once and a while.#This is a thing I wo+uld be exceptio+nally o+kay with.

vituperatetroupe

oh thats right youre dead i wwonder if you can take dead people things out of dream bubbles

geoselenicautotheist

I wo+uld imagine no+t, seeing as I've been stuck here fo+r eternity.

If yo+u're offering to+ try, I'm no+t abo+ut to+ pro+test.

#Ho+w to+ spice up yo+ur quadrants in seven easy steps.#Perfect.#residentoflowaa

me: should i make a sarcastic comment or not

#This was literally me five seco+nds ago+.

vituperatetroupe

... the one time i dont aim for sarcasm it sounds like i am great you can already tell this neww attitude fin is goin swwimmingly

double negativves porrim bane a the gullible wworld

geoselenicautotheist

I apo+lo+gize fo+r my inappro+priately definsive respo+nse; I sho+uld have remembered that yo+u mentio+ned yo+ur new attitude.

That being said, thank yo+u fo+r yo+ur kind co+mments abo+ut my vernacular.I had never co+nsidered a po+ssible career in literature, but I will no+w po+nder it's po+ssible presence in my (after)life.

#An auto+bio+graphy #wo+uldn't be a bad idea.#Lmao+.#residentoflowaa

cautelouscapricorn

geoselenicautotheist

WHATS MOTHERFUCKIN UP :o)

geoselenicautotheist

No+thing much, I suppo+se.

Ho+wever, I'm really digging that gif use. Is it po+ssible that yo+u yo+urself wo+uld pro+p up an audio+ bro+adcasting device o+n yo+ur sho+ulder, wear ridiculous sunglasses and "get do+wn" with the aid o+f a cane?

I wo+uld be very appreciative.

#cautelouscapricorn