dont stop unbeliving

let go of the feelings!!!!

[matchagirl]

[heronfem]

I need you all to know that we did this for my dad's birthday cake this year and I have never seen that man happier in my entire life. He was thrilled. 10/10 decor and so easy to do

[skajador]

Message to all Americans: you BETTER NOT have brought BURGER in your SUITCASE

[kactusnz]

#shout out to the time I was bleeding a lot in (Australian) customs#and a customs guy stared at my wound and I could just see the gears in his brain automatically going 'blood = biohazardous material'#but like what were they supposed to do#so he just stared at me until another customs agent was like 'that's their own blood they are allowed to have that'

DERIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN get back here and explain yourself

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

What's there to explain. It was my blood. I was allowed to have it.

[kactusnz]

>:(

[boonjur]

SPIDERMAN BND SPOILERS

[penny-anna]

People of tumblr, I believe in you. I trust you to make the right choice. I truly believe we can make this a reality. We have the power. We can achieve anything we put our minds to.

We CAN make Count Binface the next Tumblr sexyman.

[queer-as-city-folk]

Karl Marx didn't account for this

[idkwhatimdoingbutimgonnacontinue]

I don't know what this post is about but this made me laugh

[queer-as-city-folk]

Well, I mean true, he never accounted for gradients

[earhartsease]

seen on a street in Clacton

[enki2]

[lost-carcosa]

[dear-ao3]

[kuutamosonaatti]

Shira Barzilay, A Crazy Night in the Museum, 2022

[utilitymonstergirl]

outta my way gayboy I’m boutta get it

[utilitymonstergirl]

demntist

[blemgoid]

robbing the pharaos tomb but hes the broke pharaoh and theyres nothing to steal

[redstonedust]

died and lost all my items in a cave: but don't worry. if i simply run back into the cave with zero (0) items. i will surely do better this time. this has never gone wrong for anybody.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[dogpuppy]

[teaboot]

I think that if you had enough daughters AND played your cards right you could spring Mambo Number Five out at the EXACT right gathering and shatter your entire family's trust forever

[20-centtomatoes]

This is how it happened, right?

[crazy-brazilian]