Gerald Ford

[gerald-ford-president]

Look who is back.

[monstermaker585]

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

[gerald-ford-president]

There has been One...

[monstermaker585]

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

[gerald-ford-president]

Very flattering! Thank you.

[monstermaker585]

Okay I liked you better when you were younger, you like King Charles of England in that photo

[gerald-ford-president]

This is not very nice, Monster Maker 858. You could have left it at the compliment.

[monstermaker585]

And you could have left Richard Nixon not pardoned. I think one of us did the worse thing

[gerald-ford-president]

Monster Maker 585 your act was shallow and vapid, your tune turned 'on a dime'. You are a person who worships youth and fears age. For your own sake I worry about what that comment says about you.

The pardon was a political strategy. I had deliberated for much time on it, there was strong reasoning from both sides to dismiss either option. It was a mistake. He comes to see me at night and my regret is measured in sweat, groans.

[monstermaker585]

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

[gerald-ford-president]

There has been One...

[monstermaker585]

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

[gerald-ford-president]

Very flattering! Thank you.

[monstermaker585]

Okay I liked you better when you were younger, you like King Charles of England in that photo

[gerald-ford-president]

This is not very nice, Monster Maker 858. You could have left it at the compliment.

[monstermaker585]

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

[gerald-ford-president]

There has been One...

[monstermaker585]

You are not normal dawg, being hot doesn't make you normal

[gerald-ford-president]

Very flattering! Thank you.

[monstermaker585]

Has there been a single normal dude in the office of president? Are the strange people the most likable by the American people? Does that make me a good candidate for president?

[gerald-ford-president]

There has been One...

[g1pper]

getting into presidents was awesome cuz I don’t feel like doing a lot of stuff but then it’s like oh Ronald Reagan would totally brush his teeth for the full two minutes. And Gerry Ford would do his nightly workouts and Ike would never leave his bed unmade and Nixon would always finish his food and Jimmy Carter would so gargle his mouth wash even if it tasted bad 😭😭😭

[gerald-ford-president]

Caughs so hard that theres blood

[genderfluid-and-confuzled]

thought one: yummy yummy

thought two: orange juice in my tummy

[silly-ehggy]

Who knows maybe ilk start posting my president art regularly.. this is who I am now genuinely unfollow me

[gerald-ford-president]

I am so happy that people remember me

[g1pper]

[gerald-ford-president]

President Jerry, if you combined two Dick Cheneys using the wrong method, what would happen to the world and our existence?

I have been hard at work on this:

CATASTROPHE

SPIRO AGNEW FAN 80 THERE HAS BEEN A CHENEY CATASTROPHE

I do not know what to do

[spiroagnewfan80]

A catastrophe... I see.

[gerald-ford-president]

The Cheneys are in my house now and have been living here and I see them less and less. I am not sure where they go; they hide from me.

[spiroagnewfan80]

I'm concerned for your continued health and well-being, Mr. President.

[gerald-ford-president]

I am concerned too, Spiroagnewfan80

[gerald-ford-president]

President Jerry, if you combined two Dick Cheneys using the wrong method, what would happen to the world and our existence?

I have been hard at work on this:

CATASTROPHE

SPIRO AGNEW FAN 80 THERE HAS BEEN A CHENEY CATASTROPHE

I do not know what to do

[spiroagnewfan80]

A catastrophe... I see.

[gerald-ford-president]

The Cheneys are in my house now and have been living here and I see them less and less. I am not sure where they go; they hide from me.

[monstermaker585]

[the-ephemeral-ethereal]

“What has happened imposes no logical restrictions on what will happen.”

— from The New Riddle of Induction by Nelson Goodman 

[kaiasky]

we finally break the tyranny of language and develop a way to communicate, mind-to-mind, soul-to-soul. naught but two minutes later we invent the thought form of "the uncrossable gulf between a notion-as-felt-in-one-mind and the notion-as-felt-in-a-different-mind"

[gerald-ford-president]

Nice joke, Mr. President, but we all know that you were actually Deep Throat. No need to disguise the truth anymore.

It is oft unwise to tattle or spread rumor, Sun the Drop.