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uhhhhhh merry holidays

#cat #cats #Patches #THE goblin #he's THE goblin #the stinkier of the two goblins #he's cute #but a goblin #a cute goblin #goblin #stinky stinky boi #stinky boi #uhhh idk wut else to add

Decided It’s time I show cat cuz uhhh merry birthday

#Pumpkin #my cat #cat #the needier cat of the two #meows more than his goblin of a brother #cute #he's cute #the second goblin #not THE goblin but just the goblin #goblins #both of my cats are goblins #goblin cats #he made the tree droop with his weight #i #at least he's cute

Thinking back to earlier today after school i thanked a man for holding the door and immediately as i was crossing the street i thought about how he mightve not heard me cuz im hella shy when thabking ppl. My 1/4 of a brain cell was fucking shaking. And so i was like oh god. What if he didnt hear me say thank you? Should i thank him again? No. That'd be weird. But what if he didnt hear and thinks im rude ah fuckkkkkkkk DO I SAY THANK YOU LOUDER IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET OR DO I LIVE WITH THIS BURDEN????!!!!!!

#Fuck #Thank you #I should hv said it louder #Ah fuck i cant believe i've done this to myself #I will forget this #But at the same time i'll never forget this #Send me to hell already #Satan? It's me #Come pick me up #Please hurry #God is behind me #Dont let em drag me up to heaven #I dont deserve that

Goblins block my path

My path is blocked by goblins.

Help.

#how am i going to order that pizza now?#you stinky bois #you stinky goblins #why???#one is at the end of the bed #and the other is next to me #i cant get off my bed #without waking them up #help #send help #cats #cat #look at them #all innocent #as if they aren't doing anything wrong

Bread goblin

The bread goblin has decided to run in front of me some more today

I ended up kicking him

#are you proud of yourself #you goblin #everytime you're trying to get into the bread bag #listen here #you stinky bread goblin #why are you so soft #dont meow at me all innocent like #cats #cat

Goblins

I swear these goblins want me to kick them.

#goblins #stop running down the stairs and suddenly stopping #you stinky bois #i remember when patches was such a nice cute cat #now hes a stinky rabid goblin #and pumpkin who was always cautious and ran away from us #he is now also a goblin #both are stinky #both are goblins #and both decide the best spot on my bed is either my spot or at my legs

I said you’re welcome to a woman even though i was not the one holding the door so she wasnt saying thank you to me

#egh

I wish I had someone to cuddle with right now.

#everythings like way too warm #my neck hurts #scoliosis at its finest #making everything hurt even more #my head hurts #headache #i appreciate warmth but right now?#no #someone cuddle with meeee

All I hear is kazoo

#kazoo #all i can hear #is kazoo #not a song #its just kazoo #ya know?#Why though #why kazoo #AHHHHHHHHHH

Sometimes I just want to scream.

#scream #only sometimes #most of the time #do i scream?#yes #no #depends #sometimes i get ready to scream #but then #my body decides #no you can't #you shouldnt #i dont want to scream anymore #and im like #BITCH #YOU WANTED TO SCREAM JUST A SECOND EARLIER #WTF DO YOU WANT FROM ME #DO I SCREAM OR NOT

thing

#thing

Why is everybody so cute?

#like damn #would date but dont wanna #cuz ewie affection #please give me affection #someone gimme affection #i am now crying at the thought of being given affection #my panromantic asexual ass over here just wondering why the hell everyones cute #except those ugly homophobic ppl who called my lovely gay friend a fag #and those other ugly ppl who support ugly ppl #and then my friends r all so adorable #and damnit i miss my best friend now #where the hell is she #so many questions #no answers

cheese

#cheese

Any of yall ever think

wow thats racist.

#Wow #Wth is wrong with my mind #Dont think ill ever hv an answer to that question #I still dont hv my violin with me #Help #Still internally panicking #Mentally screaming #But calm cuz i got lays and lemonade #Still tho #Send help #School sucks

As i am dropped off at school hella early i scream internally as i face the fact that i forgot my violin at home

#Help #I forgot my violin #My teachers gonna give me that look #AHHHHHHHH

tired

might go to sleep might not

depends on my small small small brain cell maybe it wants to stay awake even tho we just properly woke up at like 11 pm after going to sleep all day yesterday

or maybe it wants to flicker out like a sad candle that doesnt even smell good like the type that ppl just ask themselves why the fuck did i buy this who even made and approved of such a horrible smell? why did god create this smell!?

its raining

#rain #tap tap tap #its just rain #every night #it rains #i crave death tonight #i also crave just about any energy drink #or soda #preferably soda #i just really want a soda #please #im dying of dehydration and i dont want ur bottled water shit #i dont want that chemically taste in my mouth #i just want taste #just gonna drink from the tap i guess

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