Gerber Baby

Gerber is the #1 choice of today’s parents.

[gerberbabyofficial]

Gerber: Why not stuff your face then shit yourself tonight?

[gerberbabyofficial]

We get asked a lot if your baby can be the next Gerber Baby. Only if your baby can defeat the current Gerber Baby in unarmed combat. Ours has been doing this shit for decades. Your baby’s brand new. What are they going to do? Cry? You think your baby’s brand new can cry their way to victory?

[angelicguy]

talking to my infant son like im a youtuber

[looking4myson]

Whats up baby. Father here bringing you another spoonful of Gerber ham and gravy baby food

[gerberbabyofficial]

I can cry:

• louder than you

• wetter than you

[gerberbabyofficial]

You know, I kind of don’t even like babies all that much.

[hellenhighwater]

Hey, if your cat happens to love the churu squeezy cat treats, or similar equivalent, I'm here to tell you to just buy gerber ham or turkey baby food instead. It's less expensive and higher quality--it's human food grade--and the baby food is literally just pureed meat in water with cornstarch as a thickener. I use it for kittens that are struggling to maintain weight, and also as a special treat for Malice and Vice.

It shouldn't be a substitue for a good quality cat food, but if your cat is motivated by the churu treats, this is a better option in every regard.

Plus you get tiny glass jars.

Here's both items on amazon--the churu treats are $1.12 an ounce, the baby food is $.56 an ounce. You can probably find both of these in your local big box store, this is just for comparison.

I just cap the jar and stick it in the fridge, they don't get anywhere close to the whole thing in one go.

Edit to note: I say gerber specifically because it's unseasoned. You do NOT want to use a meat baby food that has onion, garlic, or any other kind of seasoning, that's very dangerous for both cats and dogs. Check the ingredients!

[gerberbabyofficial]

You know what, yeah

[queer-as-city-folk]

"Should children have any autonomy in their lives?"

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[gerberbabyofficial]

They choose shit tier food flavors, that's why you have to pretend to be an airplane to put the food in them.

[gerberbabyofficial]

Mother's Day was invented by us, actually. So if you're celebrating Mother's Day today, remember to thank us. Without Gerber, you'd be nothing.

[gerberbabyofficial]

Do you think snakes flirting are like "What are you wearing right now?" "My ssssskin" "Take it off" "Okay"

Anyway, try our Gerber Puffs Strawberry Apple Cereal snack.

[gerberbabyofficial]

We have to mash this stuff up because your little bastard child is too cool to chew their own food.

[gerberbabyofficial]

Why are these fuckers crying all the damn time ffs

[gerberbabyofficial]

How the hell are all these babies even buying our products? Do they even have jobs?

[gerberbabyofficial]

Mommy may I please have some mush

[gerberbabyofficial]

How many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, wtf. Your baby shouldn’t be replacing light bulbs, your baby should be spending all their time going absolute ham on a shit ton of Gerber products.

[gerberbabyofficial]

If you ever get tired of your baby, Gerber accepts trade-ins.

[gerberbabyofficial]

You can commit any crime and blame it on your baby. What are they going to do, send a baby to jail? That’s called a crib.

[gerberbabyofficial]

We here at Gerber know a lot about babies. For example, you are a big one.