It's Sock!

Welcome to Hell, Jon.

[coffeeastronaut]

cringe infodumping on my fail hyperfixation

[valtsv]

i only set you on fire a little bit. grow up.

[kiixiies]

blessed are those who seek the strap

[kiixiies]

Thanks yoda

[followthebluebell]

i think the weirdest thing about the shelter-in-place has been the nightly howl, which i forget about every night until i’m walking my dog and the neighbors just suddenly start fucking howling.

[followthebluebell]

see, we all live literally miles from each other; with the shelter in place in effect, most of us never see other humans FOR DAYS besides the ones we live with.  so my neighbors decided we should just howl— like dogs— every night at approximately the same time to ‘encourage community bonding and release tension’.

it’s also a useful reminder that everyone is still alive. i’m not sure what we’re supposed to do if we notice a howler is missing.

at least one neighbor suggested, “hey, maybe we should just set up a telephone tree instead” but was soundly called off because “listen, we all moved to the mountains because we don’t want to talk to other human beings, we’re just going to howl instead”.

[followthebluebell]

You know what? I miss it. I miss the Nightly Howl.

My neighborhood evacuated due to the fire. We’re all scattered now, almost lost. We’re in cities that are not our own, and voiceless.

I haven’t heard a single howl. 8 pm is silent now, which is somehow the worst aspect of this. It passes almost without notice.

Someone on the site asked if we could still howl, regardless of our location. Maybe we’d find our neighbors that way.

Maybe I’ll head out to the beach tonight with my dog and howl.

[followthebluebell]

i’m delighted to inform you all that the Nightly Howl is back.  Now that evacuation is lifted, the werewolves are back and louder than ever.  i’ve NEVER heard so many howls, so many voices, and for so long.  Someone even has some sort of horn.

[naidje]

alchemy

[allsadnshit]

what does this mean 

[1234timewar]

#oh i can explain this!#basically the hole is next to a body of water and is dug down to connect to it#they crack the egg in to attract the fish#then when they pour the coke in it reacts with the mentos and makes carbon dioxide#which makes the fish unable to breathe#so they swim forward to try to get to different water#but forward for them is out of the hole#so thats why they swim up onto land

Stumbledeggs knows what’s up!

[cawareyoudoin]

The modern kind of fishing.

[afeelgoodblog]

2020 isn’t all bad

[asterkurayami]

My sister just sent me this image she came across. Is this milk? That's some cute packaging.

edit: Google is telling me this is a Russian milk brand but it's not showing me this exact packaging.

[kaijutegu]

@pangur-and-grim​ hey greer it’s your rat

[footnoteinhistory]

Every time a racist gets mad when talking about the Civil War you just gotta make your name for it longer and more truthful

Oh, you call it the “War for Southern Independence”? How about the Great Union Victory? The Yankee Triumph? The War of Southern Aggression in Defense of Slavery? The War of What W.E.B. DuBois Called White Southern Moral Cowardice, Fought and Lost by Weak Men and Traitors?

[kaisar-dot-com]

You dont have to suck Yankees off that much lmao its not so black and white

[footnoteinhistory]

I’m sorry are you upset about something I said concerning the War Where All The Southerners Had Little Dicks And Cried Like Babies When They Got Their Asses Kicked (1861-1865)

[brunhiddensmusings]

they legit try to call it ‘the war of northern aggression’, still, despite all documents agreeing the south in fact attacked several united states bases prior to the war even being declared call it ‘the war of the mooches who didnt want to operate their own damned farm tools’ or ‘the war of people who wanted to own humans as property’ because there is literally no getting around that point or ‘the war of disproportionate embarrassment’ because of how long theyve been whining about it

[catchymemes]

[vrabia]

[baby-goalie-skaps]

The reminds me of when I saw the remains of an ancient synagogue in Israel and the mosaic on the floor had a section dedicated to those who donated money to the synagogue 2000 years ago. Humans don’t change as much as we think.

[andmaybegayer]

I remember finding this ad at the back of an old book.

It even has “sorry for the delay, personal reasons” of any good Kickstarter campaign.

Thank you for reading thiſ poem on the Newtonian Nature of Government, thiſ book waſ made poſsible by the Great Courſes Plus, regiſter with your local meſsenger with the code word “Newton” and get twenty per-cent off your ſubſcription.

[muckkles]

[adonischildsupportcase]

[specialty38-deactivated20200930]

those is mcdonalds jeans?

[ynfynytscrolltbh]

Fun fact: those McDonald’s jeans are part of the standard uniform here in Colombia. I’ve tried at least 16x to ask where they source them, if I can buy them from the manager, even going McDonald’s not to order food but just to ask for the jeans. I asked someone high up in their marketing dept here to see if maybe they know which company sourced them, and still couldn’t get my hands on a pair. Apparently employees only get one pair per year. They’re slightly high-waisted, they taper very slightly, they’re always kind of high water at the bottom, and they’re the perfect light jean color. They’re not stiff, they’re not that stretchy, they’re the perfect denim material. They come with a cloth belt that’s either yellow or turquoise, and the stitching on the M is almost sensual. I will not give up

[tranarchist]

[technogenic-mess]

Never forget that they hired white supremacists to collect donations, and that they’re responsible for the death of Jennifer Gale.

[wizardscheme]

[abandonrun]

character design

[clarazorel]

Soup season is coming up and soup season is my favourite thing. This year however I’m feeling a bit queasy at the concept of swallowing any warm beverage prepared by foreign limbs. You could even say I’m feeling somewhat soupicious.

[miniangel]

anyone wanna participate in lesbianics

[gif87a-com]

[teratomarty]

Reblogging because I had a dream in which this came in vitally handy.

[jackkal]

im so pissed i needed this 3 years ago in physics for the egg drop contest i googled for hours and you simply put it on my dash now… after my EGG has LONG SINCE smashed against the gymnasium floor………..