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Hi there, stranger. I'm Sparky. She/Her Welcome to my blog, where I have no rhyme or reason, but post whatever catches my eye. Often NSFW. Spoilers tagged.

[turing-tested]

if you dissociate hard enough you can eavesdrop on conversations you’re a part of

[turing-tested]

i don’t remember making this post

[dragontatoes]

you made the claim and then you proved it

[en-futubandera]

[mellifexfarm]

hop and kiss wife

[pangur-and-grim]

fellas, this is the dream

[seafoamet]

c,hunky

[ijustwant2grill-deactivated2020]

[coolcoolcoolperalta]

this is a personal attack

[tiktaalik-titties]

The dudes from mythbusters are the ultimate unstoppable force vs immovable object,, every time they interact its just

[computationalcalculator]

immovable object is an amazing description for a person who once said “I don’t think our death ray is working. I’m standing right in it, and I’m not dead yet.”

[hungwy]

Gonna b honest. A lot of hot ppl go to art museums. I’m one of them

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

im 2 ugly they won’t let me in

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

that and my shirt that says “i eat oil paintings when security guards aren’t looking”

[kvothbloodless]

Listen i understand this is a surreal joke, but like i cant stop imagining qhat would happen if u actually showed up to a major art museum with that shirt. Like not a tiny art museum. What would happen if you showrd up to the Met Museum of Art wearing a shirt that said “i eat oil paintings when security guards arent looking”? They cant just ignore it. But like, are they gonna deny you entry over what is clearly a joke shirt. Do they have u wayched. Its 2 am and i need to

[ardhangini]

bro these days i’m ready to go to bed at like 7 pm

[becausebirds]

Marnie has the cutest birthday ever. 

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[pachycephalosauras]

IT KISSES THE STUFFED ANIMALS AND TELLS THEM IT LOVES THEM

[astridshome]

this bird is too sweet and I hope this cruel world never crushes their spirit

[jvlianbashir]

why do people try to pit star wars and star trek against each other when we all know damn well jim kirk would be all over that psychic twink with a laser sword

[ostolero]

[uncutgems]

on all levels except physical I’m already retired and living in a cozy cottage where I grow plums in my garden

[flcralgogh]

how come in infinity war they didnt just kiss the infinity stones off thanos’s fingers like in robin hood

[pawz--archive]

the lovers, the dreamers and me

[hashtagloveloses]

I guess it wasn’t just the years that start coming and don’t stop coming….

[hashtagloveloses]

anyone who was team jacob in their twilight phase ended up being gay

[discourseful]