✟♦𝐋𝐮𝐝𝐰𝐢𝐠♦✟

(ask blog) 𝐇𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐨!🍻 ℑ 𝔴𝔢𝔩𝔠𝔬𝔪𝔢 𝔶𝔬𝔲 𝔱𝔬 𝔪𝔶 𝔟𝔩𝔬𝔤. ℑ 𝔥𝔬𝔭𝔢 ℑ 𝔠𝔞𝔫 𝔞𝔫𝔰𝔴𝔢𝔯 𝔶𝔬𝔲𝔯 𝔮𝔲𝔢𝔰𝔱𝔦𝔬𝔫𝔰 𝔞𝔫𝔡 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔣𝔣!

[germany-beer-ask]

!NAVIGATION POST!/!НАВИГАЦИОННЫЙ ПОСТ! (rus/eng)

「I also decided to try blogging on Tumblr. In between jobs, I'll always be happy to talk about something or answer your questions

As I said before, I may not be able to answer your question right away due to work, but my mailbox is always open for you all

You can ask me anything, I don't have any criteria or rules, I came here to relax and chat」

『Я также решил попробовать вести блог на Tumblr. В перерывах между работой я всегда буду рад поговорить о чем-нибудь или ответить на ваши вопросы.

Как я уже говорил, из-за работы я могу не сразу ответить на ваш вопрос, но мой почтовый ящик всегда открыт для вас.

Вы можете спрашивать меня о чем угодно, у меня нет никаких критериев или правил, я пришёл сюда, чтобы расслабиться и поболтать』

OOC: Это правка в вступительный пост. Я заметила, что многие авторы АСК-блогов простенько, бездумно отвечают на вопросы читателей, пытаясь угадать и подстроиться под характер отыгрываемого персонажа. Это выглядит вполне стандартно, но очень скучно. Оформление/вступление тоже не особо креативно, поэтому я решила это исправить. Я добавила анкету Людвига. Здесь много отсылок на каноничные факты, так и на добавленное и додуманное от себя. Некое АУ с элементами своей собственной сюжетной линии. Я буду иногда раскрывать историю Людвига, через его глаза и восприятие. Мне всегда казалось, что Германия – не совсем обычная страна. Поэтому это не только блог, но и история персонажа(с элементами его психологических проблем и чувств). Можете считать эти правки как то, что Химаруя не показал бы в аниме-сериале.

OOC: This is an edit to the opening post. I've noticed that many ASK blog authors answer readers' questions in a simple, thoughtless way, trying to guess and adjust to the character being played. It looks pretty standard, but it's very boring. The layout/introduction isn't particularly creative either, so I decided to fix that. I added Ludwig's profile. There's a lot of references to canon facts, as well as added and finalized from myself. A sort of AU with elements of my own, storyline. I will occasionally reveal Ludwig's story, through his eyes and perceptions. I've always felt that Germany is not a very ordinary country. So this is not only a blog, but also a character's story (with elements of his psychological problems and feelings). You can consider these edits as something Himaruya wouldn't show in an anime series

Анкета:

Translation:

Ludwig (FRG, Germany,Doitsu)

Gender: he/him ♂

Pansexual

Age: 23 years old

Height: 5'11" (180 centimeters)

Character/facts:

Stingy with emotions, has anger issues. Often in an irritable state. Very fond of salty food. Does not like empty spaces or mazes. Can talk in his sleep at night. Left eyebrow is slightly scratched. Strongly anxious around strangers. Has good intuition, so is prudent in everything. When traveling or walking, can get lost and lost, go to a completely unknown place. Chemophile, dependent on cleanliness and freshness. Never drinks warm water.

For work and workouts, he prefers sneakers. For walking, boots. Sometimes smokes for stress.He's very fond of simulation games. He can draw beautifully, but-...He won't show anything else but sketches. He has a likeness of a choker with a German cross on it. Sometimes lies without realizing it. He a̲̖̹̠̳ͩ̂f̡̫͓̻̖̖̉r̗͍̦̦͈̭̳ͪ͜a͚̫̻̺͊͗i͓͛̓̃̍̕ḓ͈̺̞ͮ͂͋̏ ̜͔̊͞ loves his brother.

He doesn't like the sea.

Things in the bag:

Often carries cold drinks with him

Takes a needle and thread just in case

Coffee packets

Cigarettes

Lighter

Peppermint gum

Pills

Ура, теперь наконец о собаках:3

Yay, now finally about the dogs:3

Берлиц –

золотистый ретривер

Блэки –

немецкая овчарка

Астер –

такса

eng:

Berlitz –

golden retriever

Blackie –

german shepherd

Aster –

dachshund

Вторая любовь:D ⤵️

Black Forest Cherry Cake✨💞

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[russiateascarf]

Yay!! Ohh, I love you my little sunflower! You are my dream come true! Mwah!! I can not wait to see your tummy get all round with my baby... So pretty!!^^

[felicipasta]

hehe...! grazie!! i like seeing you so happy!! :D

i don't know if i'll be able to cook or clean as much when i feel so weak though... mi dispiace! i hope you won't be upset with me!!

[russiateascarf]

Hm... I guess it is fine since it will not be a long period of time! You will look prettier in dresses when you have your big tummy, so that is my reward if you can not clean!

[germany-beer-ask]

He should only wear what he feels comfortable in. During this period, we must surround him with care and understanding like never before. Now he is absolutely vulnerable, and his body is changing rapidly. Therefore, for the moment, forget the word "want", there is only "need"

Hast du mich verstanden?

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, but I think he wants to wear what I want him to! He likes doing things that make me happy! Our feelings are equally important! Right, Italy?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Russia, don't be stubborn, it's not a joke at all right now. I understand that you're not coping well with responsibility, but get it together now. Bitte….Maybe if I do something for you, would you have an incentive to try?

[russiateascarf]

I think that Italy will be okay with anything I ask! He likes anything that I do! But now I am curious! What are you willing to do for me so that I stay a good boy?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Oh, I didn't even think about that. Well, something at least within the limits of what is possible and not dangerous

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[russiateascarf]

Yay!! Ohh, I love you my little sunflower! You are my dream come true! Mwah!! I can not wait to see your tummy get all round with my baby... So pretty!!^^

[felicipasta]

hehe...! grazie!! i like seeing you so happy!! :D

i don't know if i'll be able to cook or clean as much when i feel so weak though... mi dispiace! i hope you won't be upset with me!!

[russiateascarf]

Hm... I guess it is fine since it will not be a long period of time! You will look prettier in dresses when you have your big tummy, so that is my reward if you can not clean!

[germany-beer-ask]

He should only wear what he feels comfortable in. During this period, we must surround him with care and understanding like never before. Now he is absolutely vulnerable, and his body is changing rapidly. Therefore, for the moment, forget the word "want", there is only "need"

Hast du mich verstanden?

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, but I think he wants to wear what I want him to! He likes doing things that make me happy! Our feelings are equally important! Right, Italy?^^

[felicipasta]

oh, sì, sì..!! and dresses will probably be more comfortable anyway... it's okay, i'll wear them!! expecially if russia will be happy :3

[germany-beer-ask]

Okay, but if something's wrong, then tell us right away, don't be shy

[felicipasta]

i will! i already told you i would!! do you not believe me?

[germany-beer-ask]

I'm sorry, I'm just really nervous.

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[russiateascarf]

Yay!! Ohh, I love you my little sunflower! You are my dream come true! Mwah!! I can not wait to see your tummy get all round with my baby... So pretty!!^^

[felicipasta]

hehe...! grazie!! i like seeing you so happy!! :D

i don't know if i'll be able to cook or clean as much when i feel so weak though... mi dispiace! i hope you won't be upset with me!!

[russiateascarf]

Hm... I guess it is fine since it will not be a long period of time! You will look prettier in dresses when you have your big tummy, so that is my reward if you can not clean!

[germany-beer-ask]

He should only wear what he feels comfortable in. During this period, we must surround him with care and understanding like never before. Now he is absolutely vulnerable, and his body is changing rapidly. Therefore, for the moment, forget the word "want", there is only "need"

Hast du mich verstanden?

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, but I think he wants to wear what I want him to! He likes doing things that make me happy! Our feelings are equally important! Right, Italy?^^

[felicipasta]

oh, sì, sì..!! and dresses will probably be more comfortable anyway... it's okay, i'll wear them!! expecially if russia will be happy :3

[germany-beer-ask]

Okay, but if something's wrong, then tell us right away, don't be shy

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[russiateascarf]

Yay!! Ohh, I love you my little sunflower! You are my dream come true! Mwah!! I can not wait to see your tummy get all round with my baby... So pretty!!^^

[felicipasta]

hehe...! grazie!! i like seeing you so happy!! :D

i don't know if i'll be able to cook or clean as much when i feel so weak though... mi dispiace! i hope you won't be upset with me!!

[russiateascarf]

Hm... I guess it is fine since it will not be a long period of time! You will look prettier in dresses when you have your big tummy, so that is my reward if you can not clean!

[germany-beer-ask]

He should only wear what he feels comfortable in. During this period, we must surround him with care and understanding like never before. Now he is absolutely vulnerable, and his body is changing rapidly. Therefore, for the moment, forget the word "want", there is only "need"

Hast du mich verstanden?

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, but I think he wants to wear what I want him to! He likes doing things that make me happy! Our feelings are equally important! Right, Italy?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Russia, don't be stubborn, it's not a joke at all right now. I understand that you're not coping well with responsibility, but get it together now. Bitte….Maybe if I do something for you, would you have an incentive to try?

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[russiateascarf]

Yay!! Ohh, I love you my little sunflower! You are my dream come true! Mwah!! I can not wait to see your tummy get all round with my baby... So pretty!!^^

[felicipasta]

hehe...! grazie!! i like seeing you so happy!! :D

i don't know if i'll be able to cook or clean as much when i feel so weak though... mi dispiace! i hope you won't be upset with me!!

[russiateascarf]

Hm... I guess it is fine since it will not be a long period of time! You will look prettier in dresses when you have your big tummy, so that is my reward if you can not clean!

[germany-beer-ask]

He should only wear what he feels comfortable in. During this period, we must surround him with care and understanding like never before. Now he is absolutely vulnerable, and his body is changing rapidly. Therefore, for the moment, forget the word "want", there is only "need"

Hast du mich verstanden?

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[germany-beer-ask]

Es wird nie wieder so sein wie früher. Es geht nicht um dich, sondern um mich, ich bin nicht polyamoren, aber ich habe mir eine böse Schwäche erlaubt, eine andere Person romantisch anzusehen

[felicipasta]

... hhuh...? what's that meant to mean? germany, are you okay? do you want a hug?... was this the wrong time?

[germany-beer-ask]

Nein, we're going to the hospital first to check on your condition. Your symptoms are not a joke

[felicipasta]

hehe, okay!! you're cute when you get all worried...

... muah!!

ti amo, mio dolce amoruccio!! i would dance with you, but i think i need to lie down for a bit... i feel tired again...

[germany-beer-ask]

Nein-nein, there's no dancing or activity until we figure out what's going on, und I'll be watching you twice as much as before! Ich carry you to the car

[felicipasta]

awwwh... okay... i'll be good and listen to smart signor ludwig! :D

[germany-beer-ask]

More like just loving, not smart :)

If you feel worse or if you want something, tell me right away, gut?

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[germany-beer-ask]

Es wird nie wieder so sein wie früher. Es geht nicht um dich, sondern um mich, ich bin nicht polyamoren, aber ich habe mir eine böse Schwäche erlaubt, eine andere Person romantisch anzusehen

[felicipasta]

... hhuh...? what's that meant to mean? germany, are you okay? do you want a hug?... was this the wrong time?

[germany-beer-ask]

Nein, we're going to the hospital first to check on your condition. Your symptoms are not a joke

[felicipasta]

hehe, okay!! you're cute when you get all worried...

... muah!!

ti amo, mio dolce amoruccio!! i would dance with you, but i think i need to lie down for a bit... i feel tired again...

[germany-beer-ask]

Nein-nein, there's no dancing or activity until we figure out what's going on, und I'll be watching you twice as much as before! Ich carry you to the car

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[germany-beer-ask]

Es wird nie wieder so sein wie früher. Es geht nicht um dich, sondern um mich, ich bin nicht polyamoren, aber ich habe mir eine böse Schwäche erlaubt, eine andere Person romantisch anzusehen

[felicipasta]

... hhuh...? what's that meant to mean? germany, are you okay? do you want a hug?... was this the wrong time?

[germany-beer-ask]

Nein, we're going to the hospital first to check on your condition. Your symptoms are not a joke

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

well sì... russia had a few... so it should be true!

but i think it's russia's...!! i mean, he was the one that really wanted it, and the time seems to line up... but we'll see! :D we can still live like the past! it's just a small addition, that's all!

[germany-beer-ask]

Es wird nie wieder so sein wie früher. Es geht nicht um dich, sondern um mich, ich bin nicht polyamoren, aber ich habe mir eine böse Schwäche erlaubt, eine andere Person romantisch anzusehen

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[felicipasta]

well uh... remember how i was throwing up early this morning...? and i felt kinda dizzy and sensitive...? mmm, i don't know how else to say it, but uh... i might be pregnant...?

[germany-beer-ask]

Warten, don't jump to conclusions. Did you buy a test?

However, if it turns out to be true, I don't mind, I'm even happy. Although… Is this child mine? Oh, Gott, I swore to live a pure life, but in the end… Perhaps it's for the best. I don't know, I'm starting to miss the past, when you first moved in with me

[felicipasta]

ve... guys... i might have some news...

especially for you three..! @germany-beer-ask @arthur-k-asks and @russiateascarf! i hope you're not busy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Did you want something, Schatzi?

[ask-hws-taiwan]

@russiateascarf

YOU CLEARLY HAVE A THING FOR TRANS DUDES :<

pls don't tell me that you're gonna go after Canada-kun next or something

[russiateascarf]

Canada is trans too? Wow, I am very lucky man!!

[maple-asks]

should I be scared?

[russiateascarf]

Of me? Noo! We are friends!

[maple-asks]

Don't hit on me... please...

[russiateascarf]

Do not worry, I would not flirt with someone who does not want it! I am good boy!^^

[ask-hws-taiwan]

YOU SHOULD HIT ON HIM ACTUALLY :3

[germany-beer-ask]

Tu mir einen Gefallen. Halt die Klappe

[felicipasta]

My little sunflower! I am hungry, please make me dinner like good little wife, okay? I am so hungry, and I think you would make such great food!! Something sweet!

- @russiateascarf

vee... okay!! wife...? i didn't know i was your wife...

maybe i can make you sweet pasta? i heard that's popular in east europe!! do you have strawberries? oh and maybe tiramisù afterwards!! mio micetto needs to be fed well!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Of course you are my wife!! What else would you be?

Ahh... I do not have anything fresh. So no strawberries! Or any fruit! You can look through pantry and cabinets for other things!

[felicipasta]

well, i don't remember us getting married, but that's okay!! you can call me wife...!!

... hmm... pasta with chocolate sounds like a crime... maybe i'll just use sugar! then it'll be like a sweet syrup!! does that sound nice?

[russiateascarf]

Why do you sound little bit unsure?

Yes, this sounds fine! I am sure anything that you cook would be tasting good! I just hope the stove still works, heheh

[felicipasta]

i'm just not used to it!! it's not your fault, i promise!! ...i haven't had people refer to me like a girl in a long, long time!!

why would the stove not work...? have you really not used it for that long? germany could probably help fix everything and make it like new!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Ohh, do you not like it? If I told you I wanted you to wear dress, would you do it? Or would it make you uncomfortable?^^

I usually do not properly cook meals, so yes it has been long time since I used it! You can try to use it, if it does not work you and Germany can try to fix it, but I can not promise this will be effective!!

[felicipasta]

mmm, it's okay!! dresses are okay... they're pretty comfortable!! plus, it's just clothes right? did you want me to wear a dress..?

ve...! we can try!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, I think you would look very pretty in one! Like perfect wife! It would be pretty if I could give you makeup too... Ohh, and perfume! You would smell so good for me! I am sure there is sunflower perfume somewhere... You are okay with this, yes?

[felicipasta]

well... uh... i don't know!! i guess i could try it... maybe once? i'm a little nervous about it...

... would you prefer me as a girl? is that it?

[russiateascarf]

I do not prefer you as anything! I just like you! But it is not surprise that I like feminine things, yes? I love cute things! And I think you would look even cuter if you did this for me! Don't you want to look cute for me? Don't you want me to be happy? You can make me happy by doing what I want you to do!! And what I want you to do is be pretty little wife for me!

[felicipasta]

but i don't want to be a girl again... i want you to be happy, but i wanna be happy too!! can i just wear dresses? i don't know if i want to do the rest... :(

[russiateascarf]

You are being mean. Do you not love me? You will make me cry if you do not listen to me, I am very emotional... If you cared about me, you would be doing what I want. You are naughty right now.

[felicipasta]

mi dispiace! i don't want you to cry!!! i really do love you!! :((

okay... i'll do it if you really want me to... do i have to do it every day...? can i have breaks?

[russiateascarf]

Good boy! Hm... We will see what I like. I like to think for little bit before I make decision. Anyways, you should be getting back to cooking!! You are getting distracted, a good wife does not do this!

[felicipasta]

wahh!! mi dispiace!!! i'll cook really well, i promise!! you're a good uh... should i call you husband? you're a good husband!! :D

i'll be a really good boy, just tell me if i do anything wrong!!

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, I am your husband, you can call me this! You should clean floor while water is boiling, if stove works! I want you on hands and knees!^^

[felicipasta]

it looks like it's working okay... it was hard to get the fire to start on it... but it's working now!!... i'll get to cleaning, husband!! where do you keep the cleaning stuff?

[russiateascarf]

Probably in closet somewhere... I do not know, house is too big! Maybe in closest by the stairs... You check that, I think I will drink vodka! Very thirsty!

[felicipasta]

okay i'll look!! try not get too drunk, you should eat before you drink!! i don't want you to get really hungover and feel really bad:((

[russiateascarf]

I drink every day and I am fine every time! Look, I even have bottles under sofa ready for me!

[felicipasta]

okay...! i'll look after you though, if you need me to!! just call me over!! :D

i found the cleaning supplies!! i'll start cleaning now, for you, husband!!

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, very good! I will wait like patient boy! Hm, I wonder how many bottles I will be able to drink in one sitting...

[felicipasta]

!!!... uh... hopefully not too many!! try not to pass out before the food!! D: it's almost done! and i'll start on the tiramisù afterwards!

[russiateascarf]

Good wife!! Heheh... I think I will be getting more dessert than just this tonight, yes?^^

[felicipasta]

if you want!! what other desserts would you like? i'm really good at baking!!! :D

i'm gonna be a really, really good.. wife..!!

[russiateascarf]

Huh? Uhh hahah this is not what I meant!! Heheh oh we will see later, okay? Mhm, you are being good wife right now! Such good wife.

[felicipasta]

huh? what did you mean..? is it a surprise?? ooh!! do you have a surprise for me?? that's so fun!! the pasta is ready now, by the way!!

[russiateascarf]

Hahah no little sunflower, I was meaning sex! You do want this, right? Heheh.. Food looks very good! Excellent wife!!

[felicipasta]

ohh!! sì, sì, of course, micetto!! i'm so happy you think so!! i couldn't made the stove have a high flame, so it was cooking really slow, but it should still taste good!

can i sit in your lap, or should i do more cleaning...?

[russiateascarf]

Hmm... You can sit in my lap, house does not look too bad. You are such good wife!

Food is very good! You have big talent for this!! So impressive!

[felicipasta]

grazie, grazie!! you make me feel so happy!! i'll cook anything for you! even if i don't really know how, i'll learn!! :D

muah!! you feel so warm... ti amo!

[russiateascarf]

Mm, very good! How about you drink little bit too? I am already feeling so warm and fuzzy because of how much I am having! I think that is why! I want you to feel nice too! You should drink!^^

[felicipasta]

i don't know, i told you i don't really like vodka... it's too strong!! i don't have to, right?

[russiateascarf]

Why not? I bet you are even nicer when you are drunk! I can pour it in your mouth for you!

[felicipasta]

i don't really want to...! no thanks...!! i just want to cuddle...

[russiateascarf]

You are being mean again! I want you to drink, it will make me happy! You said you want me happy, right? So be a good boy and do this for me! I will be very upset if you do not listen now!!

[felicipasta]

i.. don't want to...! sniffle... i'll just have a sip, okay? just one!! vodka tastes so-... gross! :((

[russiateascarf]

What if I just plug your nose with my fingers? Heheh... Then you will need to keep your mouth open! And I can easily pour it in your mouth!! Do you want this? Or do you want to drink full glass like good boy, without my help?^^

[felicipasta]

russia... you're acting scary! i... i'll drink the glass... but only one!! don't make me drink more, please!! :((

... blehh...!! gross... how do you drink so... much of this??

[russiateascarf]

Scary? You are being silly. Do not say this! I am acting normal! Heheh... I would like it more if you drank more, I doubt you would get drunk over one glass!

It is not gross, stop being stupid! It is not nice to be mean to things I like. You are not being good girl right now!

[felicipasta]

i don't think i can drink more... i already feel sick... please don't make me drink more, i'm sorry! i don't want to be rude!!

... wait, what did you call me...? did you... what..? russia, i heard you wrong, right...?

[russiateascarf]

That is not fair. I do so much things for you, but you can not do this for me? It is making me think that you do not love me...

Heheh, what did I call you...? I do not remember...!!

[felicipasta]

i do love you, i promise!!... mmh... per favore... i can show i love you without drinking, can't i...? i don't want to be sick, it'll hurt your feelings more and it'll be a big gross mess!!

you called me good girl... you told me i wasn't a girl to you... were you lying? sniffle... why would you lie??

[russiateascarf]

Of course you can show love in more ways!! But this is the way I want right now, I swear it will be fine! Why are you fighting me? I thought you were nice! Good friends, especially wife, listen to everything I say, you do not understand this by now?

Ohhh... But what is wrong with being a girl? They are pretty! You are pretty! It is not much different thing!

[felicipasta]

mi dispiace... :( i'll be good...

i really really don't want to be a girl, okay? they're pretty, but i don't want to be pretty in the way a girl is pretty!! is that how you think about me? am i just a pretty... girl...? be honest!

[russiateascarf]

Okay, then you will drink more for me!

Why? I would not mind being a girl! You should not care so much, it is not important thing! I do not see you as a girl, I see you as Italy! Sunflower... Even if I did see you as girl, you can not do anything about it! You only listen to me! You should not be questioning me so much!!

[felicipasta]

... okay... i guess you know what's best... :(

i feel sick... can i go to the bathroom first? i think i might throw up... i feel really bad... and i already feel like i'm getting warm...!!

[russiateascarf]

Throw up? No, no, we just ate, you can not throw up our food!! Then you made it for no reason! You are being silly with all your overreacting! Stay with me!!

[felicipasta]

i'm serious!! i... i feel so bad... please let me go... i don't want to throw up on you!! that would be so-... sniffle... so gross!! you'd probably be super mad... and- and... and i'd be so naughty!! :(

[russiateascarf]

Fine!! I guess you just hate me now then!! Go! I will just sit here and cry!!

[felicipasta]

n-no!! i don't hate you!! don't say that... i'll be back, i promise, i'll be quick!!

[russiateascarf]

Mm... Okayy... I will just... Drink more... Heheh

[germany-beer-ask]

Hallo! *entered the apartment*

I had a lot of work today, so I had to stay late….something happened?

Du siehst gereizt aus

[russiateascarf]

Oh! Ahh, hello Germany!! We are very good!! Italy is being little bit naughty, but we are probably going to bed soon so we will feel better!^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Ah, I was already afraid that you had quarreled, fortunately everything is in order. Where's Feli?

*He sat down on the couch and massaged his temples*

Grh, yesterday it was all a blur, now I can't get rid of a migraine all day....

[felicipasta]

My little sunflower! I am hungry, please make me dinner like good little wife, okay? I am so hungry, and I think you would make such great food!! Something sweet!

- @russiateascarf

vee... okay!! wife...? i didn't know i was your wife...

maybe i can make you sweet pasta? i heard that's popular in east europe!! do you have strawberries? oh and maybe tiramisù afterwards!! mio micetto needs to be fed well!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Of course you are my wife!! What else would you be?

Ahh... I do not have anything fresh. So no strawberries! Or any fruit! You can look through pantry and cabinets for other things!

[felicipasta]

well, i don't remember us getting married, but that's okay!! you can call me wife...!!

... hmm... pasta with chocolate sounds like a crime... maybe i'll just use sugar! then it'll be like a sweet syrup!! does that sound nice?

[russiateascarf]

Why do you sound little bit unsure?

Yes, this sounds fine! I am sure anything that you cook would be tasting good! I just hope the stove still works, heheh

[felicipasta]

i'm just not used to it!! it's not your fault, i promise!! ...i haven't had people refer to me like a girl in a long, long time!!

why would the stove not work...? have you really not used it for that long? germany could probably help fix everything and make it like new!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Ohh, do you not like it? If I told you I wanted you to wear dress, would you do it? Or would it make you uncomfortable?^^

I usually do not properly cook meals, so yes it has been long time since I used it! You can try to use it, if it does not work you and Germany can try to fix it, but I can not promise this will be effective!!

[felicipasta]

mmm, it's okay!! dresses are okay... they're pretty comfortable!! plus, it's just clothes right? did you want me to wear a dress..?

ve...! we can try!! :D

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, I think you would look very pretty in one! Like perfect wife! It would be pretty if I could give you makeup too... Ohh, and perfume! You would smell so good for me! I am sure there is sunflower perfume somewhere... You are okay with this, yes?

[felicipasta]

well... uh... i don't know!! i guess i could try it... maybe once? i'm a little nervous about it...

... would you prefer me as a girl? is that it?

[russiateascarf]

I do not prefer you as anything! I just like you! But it is not surprise that I like feminine things, yes? I love cute things! And I think you would look even cuter if you did this for me! Don't you want to look cute for me? Don't you want me to be happy? You can make me happy by doing what I want you to do!! And what I want you to do is be pretty little wife for me!

[felicipasta]

but i don't want to be a girl again... i want you to be happy, but i wanna be happy too!! can i just wear dresses? i don't know if i want to do the rest... :(

[russiateascarf]

You are being mean. Do you not love me? You will make me cry if you do not listen to me, I am very emotional... If you cared about me, you would be doing what I want. You are naughty right now.

[felicipasta]

mi dispiace! i don't want you to cry!!! i really do love you!! :((

okay... i'll do it if you really want me to... do i have to do it every day...? can i have breaks?

[russiateascarf]

Good boy! Hm... We will see what I like. I like to think for little bit before I make decision. Anyways, you should be getting back to cooking!! You are getting distracted, a good wife does not do this!

[felicipasta]

wahh!! mi dispiace!!! i'll cook really well, i promise!! you're a good uh... should i call you husband? you're a good husband!! :D

i'll be a really good boy, just tell me if i do anything wrong!!

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, I am your husband, you can call me this! You should clean floor while water is boiling, if stove works! I want you on hands and knees!^^

[felicipasta]

it looks like it's working okay... it was hard to get the fire to start on it... but it's working now!!... i'll get to cleaning, husband!! where do you keep the cleaning stuff?

[russiateascarf]

Probably in closet somewhere... I do not know, house is too big! Maybe in closest by the stairs... You check that, I think I will drink vodka! Very thirsty!

[felicipasta]

okay i'll look!! try not get too drunk, you should eat before you drink!! i don't want you to get really hungover and feel really bad:((

[russiateascarf]

I drink every day and I am fine every time! Look, I even have bottles under sofa ready for me!

[felicipasta]

okay...! i'll look after you though, if you need me to!! just call me over!! :D

i found the cleaning supplies!! i'll start cleaning now, for you, husband!!

[russiateascarf]

Mhm, very good! I will wait like patient boy! Hm, I wonder how many bottles I will be able to drink in one sitting...

[felicipasta]

!!!... uh... hopefully not too many!! try not to pass out before the food!! D: it's almost done! and i'll start on the tiramisù afterwards!

[russiateascarf]

Good wife!! Heheh... I think I will be getting more dessert than just this tonight, yes?^^

[felicipasta]

if you want!! what other desserts would you like? i'm really good at baking!!! :D

i'm gonna be a really, really good.. wife..!!

[russiateascarf]

Huh? Uhh hahah this is not what I meant!! Heheh oh we will see later, okay? Mhm, you are being good wife right now! Such good wife.

[felicipasta]

huh? what did you mean..? is it a surprise?? ooh!! do you have a surprise for me?? that's so fun!! the pasta is ready now, by the way!!

[russiateascarf]

Hahah no little sunflower, I was meaning sex! You do want this, right? Heheh.. Food looks very good! Excellent wife!!

[felicipasta]

ohh!! sì, sì, of course, micetto!! i'm so happy you think so!! i couldn't made the stove have a high flame, so it was cooking really slow, but it should still taste good!

can i sit in your lap, or should i do more cleaning...?

[russiateascarf]

Hmm... You can sit in my lap, house does not look too bad. You are such good wife!

Food is very good! You have big talent for this!! So impressive!

[felicipasta]

grazie, grazie!! you make me feel so happy!! i'll cook anything for you! even if i don't really know how, i'll learn!! :D

muah!! you feel so warm... ti amo!

[russiateascarf]

Mm, very good! How about you drink little bit too? I am already feeling so warm and fuzzy because of how much I am having! I think that is why! I want you to feel nice too! You should drink!^^

[felicipasta]

i don't know, i told you i don't really like vodka... it's too strong!! i don't have to, right?

[russiateascarf]

Why not? I bet you are even nicer when you are drunk! I can pour it in your mouth for you!

[felicipasta]

i don't really want to...! no thanks...!! i just want to cuddle...

[russiateascarf]

You are being mean again! I want you to drink, it will make me happy! You said you want me happy, right? So be a good boy and do this for me! I will be very upset if you do not listen now!!

[felicipasta]

i.. don't want to...! sniffle... i'll just have a sip, okay? just one!! vodka tastes so-... gross! :((

[russiateascarf]

What if I just plug your nose with my fingers? Heheh... Then you will need to keep your mouth open! And I can easily pour it in your mouth!! Do you want this? Or do you want to drink full glass like good boy, without my help?^^

[felicipasta]

russia... you're acting scary! i... i'll drink the glass... but only one!! don't make me drink more, please!! :((

... blehh...!! gross... how do you drink so... much of this??

[russiateascarf]

Scary? You are being silly. Do not say this! I am acting normal! Heheh... I would like it more if you drank more, I doubt you would get drunk over one glass!

It is not gross, stop being stupid! It is not nice to be mean to things I like. You are not being good girl right now!

[felicipasta]

i don't think i can drink more... i already feel sick... please don't make me drink more, i'm sorry! i don't want to be rude!!

... wait, what did you call me...? did you... what..? russia, i heard you wrong, right...?

[russiateascarf]

That is not fair. I do so much things for you, but you can not do this for me? It is making me think that you do not love me...

Heheh, what did I call you...? I do not remember...!!

[felicipasta]

i do love you, i promise!!... mmh... per favore... i can show i love you without drinking, can't i...? i don't want to be sick, it'll hurt your feelings more and it'll be a big gross mess!!

you called me good girl... you told me i wasn't a girl to you... were you lying? sniffle... why would you lie??

[russiateascarf]

Of course you can show love in more ways!! But this is the way I want right now, I swear it will be fine! Why are you fighting me? I thought you were nice! Good friends, especially wife, listen to everything I say, you do not understand this by now?

Ohhh... But what is wrong with being a girl? They are pretty! You are pretty! It is not much different thing!

[felicipasta]

mi dispiace... :( i'll be good...

i really really don't want to be a girl, okay? they're pretty, but i don't want to be pretty in the way a girl is pretty!! is that how you think about me? am i just a pretty... girl...? be honest!

[russiateascarf]

Okay, then you will drink more for me!

Why? I would not mind being a girl! You should not care so much, it is not important thing! I do not see you as a girl, I see you as Italy! Sunflower... Even if I did see you as girl, you can not do anything about it! You only listen to me! You should not be questioning me so much!!

[felicipasta]

... okay... i guess you know what's best... :(

i feel sick... can i go to the bathroom first? i think i might throw up... i feel really bad... and i already feel like i'm getting warm...!!

[russiateascarf]

Throw up? No, no, we just ate, you can not throw up our food!! Then you made it for no reason! You are being silly with all your overreacting! Stay with me!!

[felicipasta]

i'm serious!! i... i feel so bad... please let me go... i don't want to throw up on you!! that would be so-... sniffle... so gross!! you'd probably be super mad... and- and... and i'd be so naughty!! :(

[russiateascarf]

Fine!! I guess you just hate me now then!! Go! I will just sit here and cry!!

[felicipasta]

n-no!! i don't hate you!! don't say that... i'll be back, i promise, i'll be quick!!

[russiateascarf]

Mm... Okayy... I will just... Drink more... Heheh

[germany-beer-ask]

Hallo! *entered the apartment*

I had a lot of work today, so I had to stay late….something happened?

Du siehst gereizt aus

[germany-beer-ask]

[felicipasta]

luddy...? are you okay...?

[germany-beer-ask]

I feel a little awkward. I'm not sure how to behave

[felicipasta]

... did you want to join? you could've just asked! come here!! i wanna kiss you too!!

muah, muah, muah!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Not really, I just left when you turned on the movie, but danke?

[felicipasta]

it's okay! russia was super nice, i still love you the same, and i'm super happy!! is... is something else wrong? you can tell me anything at all!! is it something about russia?? you can whisper it, i won't tell!! :D

[germany-beer-ask]

Well.....no, it's all right. I'm not used to staying overnight with others. It's a cool summer here. It's very beautiful)

[felicipasta]

mmm, okay!! do you want to cuddle? maybe i can go in the middle and cuddle you both at the same time!! then i can kiss you both super easily because you'll be on either side!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Okay....ugh, I th....ink I ovherdied it w....eith the alcoholll....hic!

@russiateascarf Oooooh Rossi hahah hoaw ar....e u?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh I'm great! How are you? You are good, yes? You are reminding me a little bit of myself since I am always drinking all the time! Heheh

[germany-beer-ask]

Hahaho, funnyyyyy ~ Iya..... saometheing I wantd to saey....ae....aaaa.... Ya forgot...haaaaaa

[russiateascarf]

Huh? Ohh, you wanted to say thing to me but you do not remember...? That is okay, I do this a lot! Do you just want to have little rest together? You will feel better after! Maybe you will remember!

[germany-beer-ask]

Ahhhh, daaaaannke, thaunk yu, thats so sweet, heheh, bt how? Rest? Ym kienda rsting alreaey.... buuut m wiilling t heuar yur option!

[russiateascarf]

Hm? I mean resting in bed! And cuddling, maybe! I am sure Italy is already wanting to do this, we can all be together cuddling, it will make us all very warm!! You look like you would give warm cuddles heheh^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Yay, a bed! Yeahdd I dnt mind! I don't mind at all, itse like Iim in the cloauds right now! Aaah.... Y wish it ws alwaeys like this, I don't feel constrained!

[russiateascarf]

Oh right, this is why I am always drinking! Feels so much better! I will help to take you to bedroom! I will let you and Italy cuddle a little bit, but I want most of the cuddles to go to me, okay?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Ahhh, in general, Iy feel great, although it's a bit hot.... Und jaaa, guttft, dear! I love yu both so much, u wuld know, hehehe.... But sometimes, I need you more. I even envy Italy

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, really? You are so cute! Hm... If you are hot, maybe you want me to help you take clothes off? It will be much cooler then! You open up a lot more when you are drinking... I might even like you a little bit more like this!

[germany-beer-ask]

Oh, te clooaothes aere really uncomfgrtrtable, wh do people evaen wear clothes? Heh, I've never spoken so freely before.....mmhmm... cn u healp m take them offf? Y can bareely see anthiang....

[russiateascarf]

Mhm! Here, lift your arms up so I can pull shirt over your head!

Ohh, you have big muscles! How do you do this? You exercise? It looks like you are very dedicated man, very impressive!

[germany-beer-ask]

I'll tell u a secret, I have 4 professionssssss

One of them is a loeader, und the oooother is a welder, so yum olways trainnting, even at noermal ti...mes. Danke for appreciating, you also have very beautiful shoulders!♥♥

[russiateascarf]

It really shows! You must have lots of stamina too then, heheh.

Ohh, my shoulders? I never thought about them being too special... This is very nice thing for you to say!! I think I am blushing... Is my face all red?

[germany-beer-ask]

Probably, mein Katze~

Very, very sweaet

*pokes you in the cheek*

[russiateascarf]

Oh! Heheh, what was that? You are silly! Can I kiss you?

[germany-beer-ask]

[russiateascarf]

Have you been wanting to do this for a while? So passionate!! Mwah! You are so handsome and cute, I love you lots!!

[germany-beer-ask]

I'm feeling very, very lucky today

[russiateascarf]

Hm, really? Because we kissed? How long were you waiting for this to happen?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Since the moment I gave you sunflowers

[russiateascarf]

Really? Aww! And I thought you hated me for some time! Were you just pretending? That would be silly...

[germany-beer-ask]

It's just that you didn't pay attention to me back when you first started the blog, or so I thought, and then you disappeared, and then you came back and flirted with literally everyone except me, and I thought it was because of me, and that I just wasn't ready

[russiateascarf]

Aww I did not mean to make you feel like this!! I just love everybody, I guess I did not realize that I was neglecting you... I am sorry! But you did used to sound quite mad when I was loving toward Italy or America...

[germany-beer-ask]

I thought everyone would turn their backs on me. It's already difficult for me to make friends or form relationships....Und....h-hah..... it seems my brother found out about everything. How much longer do I have to live?

[russiateascarf]

Will he not be happy about this? Hm... That is not good brother if he will get upset at you having relationship with me!

[germany-beer-ask]

He's not likely to touch you. But I'm probably going to be minced

[russiateascarf]

Why? What is wrong with us being together? Does he not like me? That is not nice, if that is true I will have to have good talk with him!!

[germany-beer-ask]

He doesn't seem to like you much, as I remember....

[russiateascarf]

That is not nice... I am not mean to him, he should be nice boy to me! If he tries to do anything to keep you away from me, I will not be happy!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Let's not talk about the bad things. Maybe we should invite Feliciano to join us?)

[germany-beer-ask]

[felicipasta]

luddy...? are you okay...?

[germany-beer-ask]

I feel a little awkward. I'm not sure how to behave

[felicipasta]

... did you want to join? you could've just asked! come here!! i wanna kiss you too!!

muah, muah, muah!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Not really, I just left when you turned on the movie, but danke?

[felicipasta]

it's okay! russia was super nice, i still love you the same, and i'm super happy!! is... is something else wrong? you can tell me anything at all!! is it something about russia?? you can whisper it, i won't tell!! :D

[germany-beer-ask]

Well.....no, it's all right. I'm not used to staying overnight with others. It's a cool summer here. It's very beautiful)

[felicipasta]

mmm, okay!! do you want to cuddle? maybe i can go in the middle and cuddle you both at the same time!! then i can kiss you both super easily because you'll be on either side!!

[germany-beer-ask]

Okay....ugh, I th....ink I ovherdied it w....eith the alcoholll....hic!

@russiateascarf Oooooh Rossi hahah hoaw ar....e u?

[russiateascarf]

Ohh I'm great! How are you? You are good, yes? You are reminding me a little bit of myself since I am always drinking all the time! Heheh

[germany-beer-ask]

Hahaho, funnyyyyy ~ Iya..... saometheing I wantd to saey....ae....aaaa.... Ya forgot...haaaaaa

[russiateascarf]

Huh? Ohh, you wanted to say thing to me but you do not remember...? That is okay, I do this a lot! Do you just want to have little rest together? You will feel better after! Maybe you will remember!

[germany-beer-ask]

Ahhhh, daaaaannke, thaunk yu, thats so sweet, heheh, bt how? Rest? Ym kienda rsting alreaey.... buuut m wiilling t heuar yur option!

[russiateascarf]

Hm? I mean resting in bed! And cuddling, maybe! I am sure Italy is already wanting to do this, we can all be together cuddling, it will make us all very warm!! You look like you would give warm cuddles heheh^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Yay, a bed! Yeahdd I dnt mind! I don't mind at all, itse like Iim in the cloauds right now! Aaah.... Y wish it ws alwaeys like this, I don't feel constrained!

[russiateascarf]

Oh right, this is why I am always drinking! Feels so much better! I will help to take you to bedroom! I will let you and Italy cuddle a little bit, but I want most of the cuddles to go to me, okay?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Ahhh, in general, Iy feel great, although it's a bit hot.... Und jaaa, guttft, dear! I love yu both so much, u wuld know, hehehe.... But sometimes, I need you more. I even envy Italy

[russiateascarf]

Heheh, really? You are so cute! Hm... If you are hot, maybe you want me to help you take clothes off? It will be much cooler then! You open up a lot more when you are drinking... I might even like you a little bit more like this!

[germany-beer-ask]

Oh, te clooaothes aere really uncomfgrtrtable, wh do people evaen wear clothes? Heh, I've never spoken so freely before.....mmhmm... cn u healp m take them offf? Y can bareely see anthiang....

[russiateascarf]

Mhm! Here, lift your arms up so I can pull shirt over your head!

Ohh, you have big muscles! How do you do this? You exercise? It looks like you are very dedicated man, very impressive!

[germany-beer-ask]

I'll tell u a secret, I have 4 professionssssss

One of them is a loeader, und the oooother is a welder, so yum olways trainnting, even at noermal ti...mes. Danke for appreciating, you also have very beautiful shoulders!♥♥

[russiateascarf]

It really shows! You must have lots of stamina too then, heheh.

Ohh, my shoulders? I never thought about them being too special... This is very nice thing for you to say!! I think I am blushing... Is my face all red?

[germany-beer-ask]

Probably, mein Katze~

Very, very sweaet

*pokes you in the cheek*

[russiateascarf]

Oh! Heheh, what was that? You are silly! Can I kiss you?

[germany-beer-ask]

[russiateascarf]

Have you been wanting to do this for a while? So passionate!! Mwah! You are so handsome and cute, I love you lots!!

[germany-beer-ask]

I'm feeling very, very lucky today

[russiateascarf]

Hm, really? Because we kissed? How long were you waiting for this to happen?^^

[germany-beer-ask]

Since the moment I gave you sunflowers

[russiateascarf]

Really? Aww! And I thought you hated me for some time! Were you just pretending? That would be silly...

[germany-beer-ask]

It's just that you didn't pay attention to me back when you first started the blog, or so I thought, and then you disappeared, and then you came back and flirted with literally everyone except me, and I thought it was because of me, and that I just wasn't ready

[russiateascarf]

Aww I did not mean to make you feel like this!! I just love everybody, I guess I did not realize that I was neglecting you... I am sorry! But you did used to sound quite mad when I was loving toward Italy or America...

[germany-beer-ask]

I thought everyone would turn their backs on me. It's already difficult for me to make friends or form relationships....Und....h-hah..... it seems my brother found out about everything. How much longer do I have to live?

[russiateascarf]

Will he not be happy about this? Hm... That is not good brother if he will get upset at you having relationship with me!

[germany-beer-ask]

He's not likely to touch you. But I'm probably going to be minced

[russiateascarf]

Why? What is wrong with us being together? Does he not like me? That is not nice, if that is true I will have to have good talk with him!!

[germany-beer-ask]

He doesn't seem to like you much, as I remember....