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[get-rexed]

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[levinisms-deactivated20150909]

          “ …My ride… ” Kevin said in a tone that was definitely not a whimper.

     There was a giant footprint on the center of this car,      completely caving in the body of it.

          “What the fuck did you do?”

[get-rexed]

“Hey, It was an accident. . . I’m sure you can fix it. . . Just, uh-” He gently touched the side view mirror only for it to fall off in his hands. Discreetly, he tried and failed to reattach it to the car. “So. . . You have insurance, right?”

[get-rexed]

"I think you have a concussion."

His eyes blinked hard in an attempt to stop the pounding in his head. Didn’t help. Shocker.

“Ugh, It’s fine.” As soon as he said those words, his vision blurred. ‘Maybe I spoke too soon…’

Once more he attempted to blink it away. “It’s just a bump on the head.” He said, perhaps to no one, as he couldn’t really see who he was talking to clearly. 

[aquietemptyspace]

Her frown deepened as the kid started to stand. He wasn’t going to do what she thought he was going to do, right?

“Hey, hey”, she snapped. “E.V.O or none, you aren’t fit to-” Her sentence was cut off by a strangled screech that was not human as a sharp sensation ran up her tail. He’d just tripped over it. The little….she gritted her teeth and sighed heavily, her tail curling up tight toward her back. 

“Graceful as a sloth, you are”, she muttered, sliding a hand around his shoulders. “C’mon and sit up, all we need is for you to knock the front out of your head as well as the back of it.”

[get-rexed]

“Ugh. . .” He rubbed his head, which hurt infinitely more after slamming it on something for the second time. “What’d I even trip over. . . Nevermind, it doesn’t matter, what DOES matter is me finding that EVO-” He suddenly gritted his teeth and laid a hand over his stomach. ‘If I don’t throw up first. . .’

[madomadotsuki]

[⌘]– “… much on the contrary, mister… it’s pretty safe…” As the only one who knew every corner by heart, she was sure of her words.

“… all the places and halls of the mall look like the same. It can be confusing for people who don’t know the place at all.”

[get-rexed]

“It all looks the same? Sounds like a pretty lame mall then. . .”

He sighed. “All right, lead the way then. But if anything dangerous shows up, you gotta hide and let me take care of it. Okay?”

[madomadotsuki]

[⌘]– “… not with an exact science, but assuming the general direction I think they went to, I believe they might have gone to the mall… but I cannot let you go there, mister.” The girl said with a serious tone.

“… not on your own. You’ll get lost if you do.”

[get-rexed]

‘Lost? Well shit how big is this mall. . .?’

“Look, you should really stay here, it might be dangerous.” He smiled. “I can take care of myself, don’t worry!”

[a-most-neutral-knight]

[ # ] - “I don’t have time for this philosophical shit! And if you try to pull something, I’ll have Dr. Salazar disarm you!" 

[get-rexed]

He laughed and tightened his fists, preparing to use one of his builds. “Oh yeah? Try to disarm th-” His fists immediately went limp. “Wait a minute, Dr. Salazar? Caesar is here? And he’s okay with you assaulting me?”

[get-rexed]

"I think you have a concussion."

His eyes blinked hard in an attempt to stop the pounding in his head. Didn’t help. Shocker.

“Ugh, It’s fine.” As soon as he said those words, his vision blurred. ‘Maybe I spoke too soon…’

Once more he attempted to blink it away. “It’s just a bump on the head.” He said, perhaps to no one, as he couldn’t really see who he was talking to clearly. 

[aquietemptyspace]

She dropped the pressure on the snow-mound at the sign of the wince, but kept it there. Cold compresses were good for concussions usually, and hopefully this would be one of those cases.

“That makes two of us”, she commented on Rex’s mentioning of this White (again). “How exactly did you get this sucker? All I saw was you flying into the wall.”

[get-rexed]

“It’s a little fuzzy. . . I was fighting an EVO I think. . . Wait. . .” 

‘SHIT WHERE’D IT GO--’

“Auuugh, I let it get away. . .” He managed to stand up, although his position was a bit unstable. “I have to go find it or Providence is gonna have my ass. . .” Despite being a bit delirious and hardly able to see where he was going, he began walking forward, only to trip over something and fall flat on his face with a hard thud. What he didn’t know was that he had tripped over a tail.

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[madomadotsuki]

[⌘]– “… no, no. Not really like a rainbow, mister… more like…” The young kid tapped her fingertips at the side of her chin rhythmically a little thoughtful. “… more like… seizure.”

She was pretty nonchalant, though. “… uh, not that I know of, mister… Never saw him fly… or even out of the ancient ruins piece he lives in to begin with… no idea if he’s friends with unicorn either…”

“… ah… about the other monkey, the one you said was wearing a fez… I thought I heard someone pass by earlier. Not sure if it was your monkey, though…”

[get-rexed]

“Ancient ruins, huh. . .” He nodded with feigned understanding. “Sounds exciting.” 

“You heard someone? Do you know which way they might have gone?” 

[a-most-neutral-knight]

“Oh, hell no! What dimension did you come from?! Or are you really not Rex this time?! ‘Cuz if you ain’t, I’ll gladly kick your butt out!!”

[get-rexed]

Cue a dramatic eye roll. “The only me out there is me. Are you gonna let me go, or am I gonna have to use force? Yknow, the giant metal fists kind.”

[get-rexed]

“Okay… He’s about yay high, wearing a fez, probably eating- Wait, what kind of monkeys do you see?”

[madomadotsuki]

[⌘]– “… oh. It’s a singular monkey, mister… I’ve failed to call him anything besides Aztec Rave Monkey because that’s exactly what he is. He loves catchy music and wears a sort of party hat, I think… Sometimes it’s hard to look at him because he flashes bright colors..”

[get-rexed]

“Wait,” He squinted. “You’re telling me you see rainbow monkeys?”

“Do they fly? Are they best friends with a unicorn?” Though it came off like he was teasing the young girl, he was just trying to play along. Kids have active imaginations, he was sure it was just an pretend friend of some kind. 

[a-most-neutral-knight]

"Don’t stall me, kid! Who in the hell do you think you are?!”

[get-rexed]

“I think I’m the guy who’s gonna kick your butt if you don’t let me go!” 

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[a-most-neutral-knight]

[ # ] - 

 "Huh? Well, there’s something called a hair tie, it’s been around for a while now…“ Gray said as they turned to see who really asked them that.

"Yo…HOLD UP-!" 

Gray suddenly grabbed Rex’s arms, held them behind his back and pinned him face down on the nearest table.

"You have five seconds to tell me how you got here without Providence security going on you, and if you’re really Agent Salazar!" 

[get-rexed]

“Aughhh- Jeez, Nice to meet you too!” 

[madomadotsuki]

[⌘]– “… a… a monkey? Uh… Sometimes I do see a monkey, but it’s dubious that it’s the monkey you’re referring to, mister…”

[get-rexed]

“Okay. . . He’s about yay high, wearing a fez, probably eating- Wait, what kind of monkeys do you see?”

[get-rexed]

levinisms

“Uh oh. . . Sorry about your car, bro.” He really needed to start paying attention on where he stepped with his Punk Busters. 

[get-rexed]

a-most-neutral-knight

“Not judging, but seriously, your hair is so long, how do you keep it from getting in your face?”