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[trufflesmushroom]

On The Subject Of Venom’s Dick

Okay, like, I only have one opinion about Venom as a character and I believe in it with my whole entire being so I’m just going to say it.

Preface: So we are all on the same page about the Symbiote is in love with Eddie Brock, right?? And Eddie loves the Symbiote. They use the word ‘love’ in-text. It’s romantic and sexual and obsessive and fucked-up and mutually self-destructive and gross and heart-rending and real and 100% canon. They consider themselves married. This is basic-level Venom lore. Okay, we’re all in agreement, right? Good.

Remember that meme about how Venom isn’t drawn with a dick but since the Symbiote is more than just a full-body sleeve, and he’s got his own discrete systems and shit, he honestly should have a dick, right?? Re: that hypothetical dick… C’mon, it’s so simple. I dunno why no one else has ever said it. I dunno why no one else has ever thought it. It’s almost too obvious. I’ve known where that dick is my whole entire life. I thought everyone would know.

I said it back then, but only in the tags. I should have just gone all-out and said it outright. But I didn’t, and now there’s Venomfuckers everywhere and normies across the globe are freaking out about how 2018!movie!Symbiote makes out with 2018!movie!Eddie and nobody seems to like. Get it. And that’s driving me balls-out insane. So I’m just gonna say it.

The Symbiote’s dick is turned inside-out, rock-hard, lubed-up, and sheathed to the hilt inside of Eddie Brock’s red-hot puckered asshole 24/7/365, gently rocking into him at all times.

There. I said it. The world may not be ready for the truth but this is the hill I will die on. Venom is fucking himself every minute of every day. During fights. During chase scenes. Downtime. Mealtime. Bedtime. Anytime. Every single drawing of Venom ever drawn, they’re fucking. Eddie’s getting his ass lovingly plowed. He and the Symbiote are connected and entwined forever, one and the same. That’s why Venom’s dick isn’t visible. It’s just on the inside. And inside of Eddie Brock. And very, very busy.

My conviction regarding this issue cannot and will not be swayed. May all you normies and Venomfuckers alike weep at the glorious truth. You have the knowledge now. You’re free.

[gingerlicious69-deactivated2018]

God. I wish I was Eddie Brock now.

[that-twink-over-there]

This is so unbelievably cursed. My eyes were desecrated when I read this. This text is unholy

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

[allmyknivesaremadeoutofbutter-d]

so you just make an effort? and then it pays off?

[capacity]

[capricorpus]

me watching Detective Pikachu and pointing out every single pokemon on screen for the following hour and 44 minutes

[theocseason4]

Tati Westbrook during her birthday dinner

[catchymemes]

[mayodel]

[garrus-vakkarian]

me at 3am realizing that im not even having fun playing video games but i cant stop playing them because i crave constant entertainment and have forgotten how to enjoy reading or creating art

[liquid-geodes]

So here I am at almost 1 in the morning CRYING because of fucking VAH MEDOH’S DUNGEON MUSIC

ALL BECAUSE SOMEBODY HAD TO POINT OUT THE FUCKING SOS CALL FROM WITHIN IM-

I CAME HERE TO THINK ABOUT REVALI AND HAVE A GOOD TIME NOT FUCKING THIS

[spiirals]

when is it??

[liquid-geodes]

Relatively close to the beginning, you’ll hear electronic tones in a pattern of …—… in which the dots are short tones and the dashes are long tones, which is the Morse code for “SOS

[spiirals]

O H M Y G O D N O

[liquid-geodes]

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE!

EVERY Divine Beast has the SOS call in their dungeon music. Every. Last. One.

BUT WAIT, THERES STILL MORE!

UNLIKE REVALI’S DIVINE BEAST, THE OTHER CHAMPIONS’ SOS CALL CANE SOONER IN THE MUSIC.

Revali was so proud, so arrogant, so hellbent on being the best, that even his SOS call came LATER than the other Champions. The others knew they weren’t able to handle it on their own, and made the call faster. Revali on the other hand, was so convinced that he could handle it on his own, that his call didn’t come until it was probably already too late.

WHICH LEADS ME TO MY NEXT THEORY

THE PLACEMENT OF WHEN THE SOS CALL COMES IN JUST MIGHT ACTUALLY BE WHEN EACH CHAMPION DIED. This could mean that Revali was actually able to fend off Windblight Ganon LONGER than the other champions were able to fend off their own blight. That maybe Revali’s SOS came later because he survived longer than the rest, presumably Urbosa’s coming in just a bit before his. I haven’t checked the EXACT times on the other divine beasts, but I do know that Revali’s SOS was the latest and last one to play through the dungeon.

[spiirals]

[liquid-geodes]

ALSO: Even though his was the last to send in the SOS, his is the only one that’s openly PROMINENT. Urbosa, Daruk, and Mipha’s SOS calls within their music are all BACKGROUND TONES that are even slower and more deliberate, which means they werent made in a hurry. Revali’s is VERY prominent in the music, not to mention how RUSHED it is, that rush you can HEAR in the tones. So even though Revali made it longer without needing help, by the time he finally swallowed his pride and actually made the call, it was frantic, panicked, a call only someone who knew they were going to die would make

Thanks for coming to my TED talk

[feministism]

[yarter-deactivated20170523]

[lesbianshepard]

i’m in tears over this holy shit

[lesbianshepard]

It’s a little known fact that in the 60s and 70s the CIA was actually run by fucking wile e coyote

[antigone-lesbian]

[denisvileneuve]

favorite quotes: disney renaissance edition. (aka life lessons)

[webscene-remade]

my anxiety: if I do not Produce and Achieve I will Die

my depression:

[memesandlaughs]

[pukicho]

For my next stunt, I’ll wake up at 5am on the day I can sleep in.

[destrochao]

Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

[pukicho]

Early to bed and early to rise makes me a massive bitch

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