To people producing Lesbian Hickey content. Listen. Being a lesbian was the only thing safeguarding my dignity thus far. I always go wild for rat bastard characters but in popular media they are 99% men. I like to think I can reign it in and be borderline normal about it if required. Oh, he’s a really interesting, complex character. I like to speculate about what kind of childhood he had. He’d certainly be a challenge for a therapist!
But you ask me to imagine a smirking, smoking, knife-wielding lesbian with the distinguished nose of Adam Nagaitis? I AM WEAK. I AM IN AGONY. I AM SPONTANEOUSLY COMBUSTING. I am having a case of the vapours and will need to be sent to the seaside immediately if I am to recover my health