[fyeahshialabeouf]

[gifbro]

[4gifs]

Soup-serving robot fail. [video]

[mistertotality]

Simone Giertz, the self-proclaimed “Queen of Shitty Robots.” She intentionally engineers terrible robots just for fun.

[blenderweaselhasopinions]

everything this woman makes is goddamn fantastic

[welcometonerdland-deactivated20]

[whencartoonsruletheworld]

“The Most Popular Girls in School” is BACK and it’s STILL FUCKING GREAT.

Warning: This video contains probably every swear word in the English Language.

[chickenfarmersan]

[alamuts-lair-of-madness]

At least show us the bison!

[chickenfarmersan]

[thestenchofcheeseandregrets]

[instantkarma83]

Oh the drama of it all

[tealcat001-deactivated20240324]

This Man possesses more common sense than half the tourists of the world. You see a wild animal, you give it plenty ot space. You don’t walk up close try to snap a bunch of picture, then womder why you’re dead.

[imekasf]

I love that every time this shows up on my feed, there’s a new chapter added to it.

[aphrochismosa]

The fact he is a Baltimorean is hilarious to me

[sirfrogsworth]

Stella is here to mark the beginning of fall. 

[ dognamedstella ]

[great-tweets]

WOW

[6lacksoul]

[bob-belcher]

[an-a-1234-5678]

[alexander]

wtf is this

[duragdaddy]

[iamsuchagoodfriend-deactivated2]

This is much more interesting than the entirety of Frozen

[ms-mazarin]

Words to replace said, except this actually helps

I got pretty fed up with looking for words to replace said because they weren’t sorted in a way I could easily use/find them for the right time. So I did some myself.

IN RESPONSE TO Acknowledged Answered Protested

INPUT/JOIN CONVERSATION/ASK Added Implored Inquired Insisted Proposed Queried Questioned Recommended Testified

GUILTY/RELUCTANCE/SORRY Admitted Apologized Conceded Confessed Professed

FOR SOMEONE ELSE Advised Criticized Suggested

JUST CHECKING Affirmed Agreed Alleged Confirmed

LOUD Announced Chanted Crowed

LEWD/CUTE/SECRET SPY FEEL Appealed Disclosed Moaned

ANGRY FUCK OFF MATE WANNA FIGHT Argued Barked Challenged Cursed Fumed Growled Hissed Roared Swore

SMARTASS Articulated Asserted Assured Avowed Claimed Commanded Cross-examined Demanded Digressed Directed Foretold Instructed Interrupted Predicted Proclaimed Quoted Theorized

ASSHOLE Bellowed Boasted Bragged

NERVOUS TRAINWRECK Babbled Bawled Mumbled Sputtered Stammered Stuttered

SUAVE MOTHERFUCKER Bargained Divulged Disclosed Exhorted

FIRST OFF Began

LASTLY Concluded Concurred

WEAK PUSY Begged Blurted Complained Cried Faltered Fretted

HAPPY/LOL Cajoled Exclaimed Gushed Jested Joked Laughed

WEIRDLY HAPPY/EXCITED Extolled Jabbered Raved

BRUH, CHILL Cautioned Warned

ACTUALLY, YOU’RE WRONG Chided Contended Corrected Countered Debated Elaborated Objected Ranted Retorted

CHILL SAVAGE Commented Continued Observed Surmised

LISTEN BUDDY Enunciated Explained Elaborated Hinted Implied Lectured Reiterated Recited Reminded Stressed

BRUH I NEED U AND U NEED ME Confided Offered Urged

FINE Consented Decided

TOO EMO FULL OF EMOTIONS Croaked Lamented Pledged Sobbed Sympathized Wailed Whimpered

JUST SAYING Declared Decreed Mentioned Noted Pointed out Postulated Speculated Stated Told Vouched

WASN’T ME Denied Lied

EVIL SMARTASS Dictated Equivocated Ordered Reprimanded Threatened

BORED Droned Sighed

SHHHH IT’S QUIET TIME Echoed Mumbled Murmured Muttered Uttered Whispered

DRAMA QUEEN Exaggerated Panted Pleaded Prayed Preached

OH SHIT Gasped Marveled Screamed Screeched Shouted Shrieked Yelped Yelled

ANNOYED Grumbled Grunted Jeered Quipped Scolded Snapped Snarled Sneered

ANNOYING Nagged

I DON’T REALLY CARE BUT WHATEVER Guessed Ventured

I’M DRUNK OR JUST BEING WEIRDLY EXPRESSIVE FOR A POINT/SARCASM Hooted Howled Yowled

I WONDER Pondered Voiced Wondered

OH, YEAH, WHOOPS Recalled Recited Remembered

SURPRISE BITCH Revealed

IT SEEMS FAKE BUT OKAY/HA ACTUALLY FUNNY BUT I DON’T WANT TO LAUGH OUT LOUD Scoffed Snickered Snorted

BITCHY Tattled Taunted Teased

[writing-reigns-deactivated20200]

reblog to save a writer 

[nichelle-my-belle-deactivated20]

excellent resource

[kweendestiny]

The Blackening

[madamslayyy]

Y’all when I tell you this had me HOLLERIN!!!

[sonofnjobu]

Honestly one of the greatest comedy sketches ever made.

[facelesskinkyblackguyblog]

Lmao that was really good

[workingmess]

This was hilarious but I would have loved for them to come to the realization that there is like 10 of them and 1 white man, and all their black asses could have handled him.

[hellokimii-deactivated20230717]

This Shit Was Funny As Fuck 💀

[demetriusmarkee]

[bellygangstaboo]

i need to hire them for all my birthday parties

[clamchowdurr-deactivated2022040]

@cheesywthemgrits still a classic 😭😂😂

[theclassylion-deactivated202102]

[plutoblk]

[sheffla]

[treygotguap]

[oxtailgravy]

[theunmarkedjournal]

[wonderwinchester]

[boyy-bait]

Life of a Customer Service Rep.

[blvckgeezus]

Lmfao the pause

[hunchoeatsfirst]

where’s the lie

[samthe-onion-nigga]

THEY CAME THAT WAY!!

[yama-t-h-a-founder]

I’m stupid dead😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[spaceprincess16]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[mouse-named-minerva]

I’m crineeeeee…..and the look of *so are you gonna return them or..?* and the subtle neck roll of attitude. Customers are so confident knowin damn. Well. They’re all kinds of wrong 😭😭 smdh