Huh?!

BATNIGHT!!

[thenormalenjoyerr]

CRITICAL ROLE: Darktow Official Artwork by chamonkee.

[gingersnapwolves]

my "I'm with the boomers on this one" take is that I should not need an app to park my fucking car. increasingly when I'm out and about and need to use public parking, the only option is an app. no. no. give me a meter I can plug the loose change from the bottom of my purse into. worst comes to absolute worst give me a machine to insert my credit card which prints a receipt for the dashboard of my car (I don't like those either but at least they are on site). "to pay for parking, download our app!" why don't you download my ass

[brenshor]

Clark: Could you come help the justice gang?

Kara: Woof I wish I could, but I don't want to.

[ensalada-de-lengua-de-pajaritos]

[crabs-and-bongos]

[magistralucis]

@cosmic-navel-gazin

[bat-luun]

[said with increasing amount of distress] i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this i got this

[chipthekeeper]

"'Badger?' And I've got Nature's Tongue, so I can really speak to him."

+ bonus:

[screechfoxes]

CRITICAL ROLE Levelling Up the Seekers

[eldritchsquared]

a customer today looked at me, said “y’know? i think you’ll appreciate this,” and pulled his shirt down to show me his supernatural tattoo. calling me a slur would’ve been easier

[funny-tik-toks]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

every conversation on here increasingly feeling like this tweet

[ryan-sometimes]

Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year

[ryan-sometimes]

Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.

It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.

[winnie-wine]

[the-caleb-widogast]

lowkey i hope the happy funball corrupts more of the mighty nein because it would SO fun

[the-caleb-widogast]

caduceus has that cain instinct in him so i won't put him above totally hating pvp and there was that moment in the torchblooms in rumblecusp but this is my prediction for projekt funball jfhglskjdfg

[the-caleb-widogast]

caleb: *setting off fireballs every six seconds and casting slow and polymorph and other wizard shit*

the mighty nein: *with pure glee and tears of joy* we planned for this. years ago. while were still in aeor and the astral sea. this is the best day of our lives

[undead-knick-knack]

Corrupted Caleb let's gooooo!!!

[autie-j]

Remember when Xbox was going to basically ban used games for the xbox one, and Playstation made fun of them with that video titled "how to share games on Playstation" and it was just one guy handing another a game disk? And now Playstation is getting rid of physical disks entirely