gold star for robot boy

Please commission me I'm a broke ass piece of shit

[gethzorpazorp]

I didn't get much attention for this on Twitter but I thought tumblr might like it. It's my sexy monster wife

[1o9]

[thisiselliz]

[dat-soldier]

My only concerns for Obsidian’s The Outer Worlds

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[medusolo]

[blacberries]

[tenkaichis]

[mistwood-archive]

[snowflakeeel]

noodle learned a new trick! it’s her version of a high five! she has no hands

[snowflakeeel]

[aces-and-anime]

[upperstories]

She does this every night ❤

[teamnowalls-deactivated20180918]

@marsincharge

[starlightandtears]

I love everything in this video. The cat, the person’s voice, the huge collection of Pokémon plush in the corner.

[lord-kitschener]

She is perfect and sweet and beautiful and I hope her owner gives her so many smooches, and I love her

[indigobluerose]

Sophie caught all those Pokemon.

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

there are always videos of people talking so sweetly and gently to their cats and then there’s the rest of us like hey assmaster whatcha got in yer mouth

[tumblingtumbleleaves]

[gaysquaredwrites]

Me when somebody reblogs one of my posts without adding any tags to specify how they feel about it:

[catchymemes]

Berkeleymews dump

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[pizzaotter]

Every single one of these is pure gold.

[greedygreen]

reality is a sin

[illgrowtobeastallasthegiant]

someone, looking at my very obvious self harm scars: woah where did you get those!

me:

[angelclawed]

Claire’s

[tredlocity]

at first i was like “why did they make those things in his head weird growths and not hair??” but then i looked it up on the Pokemon Wiki and

It was never hair and Mr. Mime has always been terrifying

[automata-systemata-hydromata]

That’s the only part of that entry you found terrifying?

[sushinfood]

[photochoco]

HUH????

[liquidstar]

[liberalsarecool]

Trump regime is using the power of the state to chill dissenting voices. In addition, it is perpetuating a culture that doesn’t just condone, but requires, lying to the American people.

[youthincare]

[ image description is screenshot of tweet by philip rucker that says, “an ice whistleblower who resigned because his administration superiors told him to lie to the public had his cbs news interview interrupted by government agents.” ] 

[ video is cbs news interviewing the ice whistleblower and has interview interrupted abruptly by homeland security who is also aggressive towards the reporter. ] 

[youthincare]

reblogging again because this video only has 2000 views and its the only one i could find. 

[statsdead-deactivated20200602]

[birdloaf]

ive been thinking about this episode for like 72 straight hours at this point