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My work masterlist!
no this has not been updated in a while, i’m to lazy.
Make sure you check out RULES!
Can someone write about us saving homelander? Or do you want me to?
When you're a black girl in a mostly white fandom
Literally
What y’all think about us saving mr marathon from soldier boy and homelander? We’re also a supe?
Mr Marathon Headcanons
A/n: I couldn’t take it no longer, so I wrote these for our little speedster. He’s so cute, and I hate how fast he died. But don’t worry I might even make a story where we save him form soldier boy. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoy.
Warnings: nsfw, daddy kink, drugs, also may be ooc, I don’t much about him if I’m being honest.
He seems like the type to spoil you, and I mean really spoil you. He sees you as his queen/king, but obviously he won’t say that out right. Definitely will surprise you with gifts. He’ll be “I heard you talking about how bad you wanted this so I went out and got it for you.” And he’ll expect you to praise him with your love and affection because of it. He loves when you praise him.
Won’t keep his eyes off of you, even when he’s on drugs. Actually the drugs make his staring problem worse. You know his big ole eyes? Yeah, they’re never moving away from you. The guys always point it out to him but he acts slow and pretends he doesn’t know what they’re talking about.
He’s actually very funny as well. Makes you laugh all the time and will pretend that it’s nothing. In reality he tries his hardest to make his baby laugh, and when you do he’s so relieved it’s crazy. You want something expensive and unnecessary? He’s already running out the door to go get it. He’ll be back in a few seconds anyway…
Will always and I mean always, try to have a hand or any one of his body parts on you. Personal space? Tf is that. He don’t know her. When’s it’s just you two alone he’s definitely gonna be kissing you. His beard against your face tickles you, so he loves hearing those little giggles come out. Goes out of his way to protect you. He ain’t letting nobody touch you, especially if he can do something about it.
This may sound shocking, but he gets hella shy around you sometimes. Like he’ll just be looking at you and out of nowhere act shy as shit. It confuses you sometimes, but you still think it’s cute. He definitely will want to smoke with you, if you’re into that. He’s not the type to make you do something you don’t want to. Because as I said, he likes you.
Whenever you’re irritated or stressed about something, he’s right there trying to help. Even if he’s the one that made you feel that way. When y’all are alone he’ll apologize. And he’ll make it up to you…in many different ways. Just make sure you return the favor.
Now, if you make him upset, which by the way that’s very rare to happen. But if it does, he leaves. Not for long, but he doesn’t wanna accidentally hurt you or make things worse. He’ll go bitch about it to his friends and act like he’s so pissed. But he’s not, he already forgot what y’all were fighting about.
Deff is the type to wanna cuddle but feels like a pussy for wanting it. No, he won’t ask you for them. But if you intend it, he sure as hell won’t decline. He wants it every night, but still won’t ask. You’ll definitely be in his movies. He’ll always find a way to include you in his success.
Nsfw:
Okay so, he’s horny 24/7. He looks at you all the time, so as you could imagine he’s thinking about fucking you while doing so. He’ll use his super speed for sure with you. If you have a vagina, he’ll use his speed to make his tongue flick faster on your clit, or his fingers while he finger fucks you. Doesn’t matter, he’s making you cum in less than 5 minutes.
He’s so damn needy, he wants you to ride him all the time. You’re not sure why considering all he’s gonna do is say you’re going too slow and fuck up into you like it’s the last thing he’ll ever do. But don’t worry, he’ll praise you for being good. He’ll call you a good girl/boy as he’s destroying your insides.
Y’all are out in public? He decides to randomly smack your ass whenever he pleases. He loves the little shocked noises you make, it makes him so hard. He can’t even hide how horny he is for you, why do you have him like this? Don’t even get me started on the daddy kink. Holy fuck, never stop calling him that. Or call him Mr. Marathon, and see how fast he nuts for you.
If you have boobs he’s all over them. Doesn’t matter the size they’re getting special treatment just like the rest of your body. He looks like he’s into snorting coke off of you. “Just sit there and look pretty for me baby. Just like that.” He loves your body.
He’ll definitely get you pregnant. (If you’re a girl) Was it intentional? Well…he’ll say no but the way he says it to you is making you think otherwise. Regardless, he’ll do basically whatever you ask him. You want to ride his face? Who is he to say no? He’ll hold you right down on his mouth and won’t let you up until every single inch of you is tasted.
You whine out to him that’s it’s too much, and that you’re about to cum. He’s like “aww it’s too much? I’m sorry angel.” Mind you he’s saying that as he continues to go faster, indefinitely destroying you. He’s not a god at aftercare, but since he likes you, he’ll show up and help the best he can. So yes, he’ll shower with you and help you feel your best. Even if you can’t walk.
The literal god of quickes!! You wanna fuck but are out in public? Say less, he’ll scoop you up and take you somewhere private to handle it. Let’s just say you may have cum dripping down your legs but it’s cool. He’ll clean it up later, don’t worry. ;)
Fuck it imma write for mr marathon. I can’t take it anymore
𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐒𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐃𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐬 𝐋𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞
Slashers x F!Reader
What [blank] Dicks Look Like Masterlist
summary: “An extremely detailed description of different Slasher dicks.” Hex Color Codes, predictions of exact measurements, what sex would be like; basically, I went crazy with it.
warnings: pure debauchery, very much my own opinion
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NSFW Headcanons
(Multi fandom)
Included: Michael Myers, John Kramer, Art the clown, Patrick Bateman, Superman, Jennifer Check, Poolverine, Mark Hoffman, Bo Sinclair.
A/n: guess who’s back? I’ll make a part 2 soon. :)
Michael Myers:
One word: MEAN. If he really likes you, he’ll be mean in bed. It’s nothing to where you can’t handle it, he likes you remember? He doesn’t wanna hurt you (for now). With how strong he is you don’t really have a choice on anything. He makes the decision, you obey. That’s it.
Every thrust inside sends shivers down your spine. He’s rough, and you can feel every vein in his dick while he’s fucking you.
Michael Myers x AFAB!Reader
Warnings: Nsfw, Oral sex, Typical Michael behavior.
Summary: Michael gets a taste of you for the first time.
Notes: IM BACKKK, and diving straight into the dirty water 👀 i missed writing about peepaw. feedback is appreciated!! sorry for any typos, i no longer have a laptop and my phone loves to bug out. also, im VERY rusty. im sorry lol
Sex with Michael is never boring, or even predictable. It’s always a new position in a new spot in the house, in the woods, anywhere he can take you he’s done it. As long as others can’t see you, he’s going to have fun with you. Michael can’t fathom the idea of someone else watching, he’d lose his mind. You’re for his eyes only. It’s hard enough getting him to calm down when people stare innocently at you.
Can we get more horror house hc/neshots?
Yes
Come home, the kids miss you 😔
Maybeeeee
smut//trying to get clark to be rough//f! reader
his hands are big. just like the rest of him. you know that. he knows that. but he doesn’t know how to put them to good use. he’s a golden retriever boyfriend, but you wanted him to use you. just one time.
you and clark had met some years ago. you guys met at your job, long story short he became obsessed with you the moment you and him made eye contact. he craved you. it’s not like you didn’t love him the same, of course you did. he was all you could ever think about. but did he have to be so gentle with you?? i mean don’t get you wrong, the sex you guys have are great. it’s vanilla, soft, and sweet. it’s something that has you being able to walk, but you didn’t want that.
you want him to be rough, make his dick his throne and have you come sit on it. that’s all you ask, just one time.
trying to bring that up to clark is useless. he always says the same thing.
“i’m afraid i’ll hurt you.”
but you find that to be bullshit. you weren’t afraid to be a little sore the next day due to clark fucking your brians out. actually you encouraged it. so now we’re here, once again- begging clark to let go and use you. “honey we can’t do that. i don’t want to hurt you. you’re special to me, y’know?” he says, eyes searching yours for a response. you don’t care about him “hurting” you. seeing such a soft man turn rough is such a turn on for you personally. so obviously you want your own boyfriend to have his way with your pussy.
clark sits next to you on the bed, dumbfounded. his cheeks are red, and so are the tips of his ears. “a little bit of rough sex never hurt. i can take it. even if i can’t, we can make a safe word.” you seen his eyes perk up when you said “safe word” which you thought was a good sign. you then make the best puppy eyes you could possibly do, which always works on clark by the way.
“pleaseeee, it’ll be good i promise.”
he takes a big deep breath.
“fine. but if i hurt you, you tell me to stop. the safe word is apples. got it?” he speaks to you steady, making sure you heard every word he said. of course him talking to you like that had you clenching your legs together on the bed you two shared.
as soon as the coast was clear, you immediately jumped straight into his lap, connecting your lips to his neck. you couldn’t mark him like you wanted to, but it never hurt to try to. clark softly groaned with the feeing of your lips on him. he felt his dick get harder each second. god you were so beautiful. you were everything he hoped and dreamed for. he felt so lucky.
as you kept (trying to) giving him hickeys, clark had other plans. his hands grip your ass, squeezing the skin in his palms. you moaned in surprise. clark’s never done that. you weren’t complaining though, your panties were soaked so bad that you were sure clark could feel it on his abdomen.
you wanted him to fuck you rough, and that’s exactly what he did.
Sleeping head canons with slashers :D
posted :)
ᴴᴼᵂ ᵂᴼᵁᴸᴰ ᵀᴴᴱᵞ ˢᴸᴱᴱᴾ?
𝐀/𝐧: 𝐝𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐮𝐲𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐛𝐨𝐰 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦𝐞? 𝐢 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐭𝐫𝐲. 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲𝐬!!
𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 (𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐚𝐬𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝): there’s no warnings in this!
𝐉𝐚𝐬𝐨𝐧 🪨: jason sleeps how you would expect a prisoner too; stiff and shallow breathing. his sleeping was not light when y’all first started dating. but as the relationship grew he began to become a light sleeper; in fear of you getting hurt when he wouldn’t be able to help you.
should i write for clark kent?
Hi, I really like your work, and I'd love to see a headcanon about what it would be like to be in a relationship with Valak
posted hun