Hell was the journey but it brought me heaven.

Sam. 22. Just out here reblogging.

[hotchnerbau]

“I asked chatgpt-” yeah well I asked special agent aaron hotchner and he said the unsub is a straight white male in his 30s

[segamascott]

[mytearsrricochet]

me in Taylor’s comments

[kents-clark]

CLARK KENT + being media savvy and totally cool

[el-ffej]

Not letting this hide in the tags:

[beyond-crusading]

"I asked ChatGPT-" Well I asked the immortal Dragon that Uther chained in the caves beneath Camelot and HE told me to commit treason

[roucaelum-art]

Based on this twitter trend

[dungeonmastersconsortium]

Demi STOP

[swingsetindecember]

crying

[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[fuckboyzuko]

Sure, I’ll reblog that.

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Yeah! You’re bad at one and you’ve never had the other!

I don’t know which way of interpreting that is worse.

[the-evil-skull]

The reason Donna has never seen the doctor regenerate without David Tennant is actually because the presence of Donna Noble spawns David Tennants in Time Lords the same way temperature feminizes lizards. If the master died in front of Donna he would regenerate into David Tennant

[willgrahamscock]

hate going to the doctors with persistent debilitating symptoms and then then they call you with the results which is just like good news! your blood is red

[despazito]

"birth control is evil and fucks up your hormones and is making women depressed" is incredibly funny to hear when you have PMDD. girl in my ~natural divine feminine state~ i wanna kill myself every 4 weeks

[yelenaenthusiast]

canon

[incorrect-thunderbolts]

Alexei: Which one of you was gonna tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?

Bob: Y-

Bob: You were putting it in cold water?

Alexei:

Yelena: Alexei. Answer the question Alexei.

Alexei: Yeah? I thought for like five years that people just put it in hot water to speed up the tea-ification process, I didn't realize there was an actual reason.

Alexei: You think I have the patience to boil water?

Walker: You don't have the patience to microwave water for three minutes?

Yelena: Why are you... putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Walker: Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove?

Bucky: It takes less than a minute! How long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Walker: Like seven minutes.

Yelena: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes. Less than that if you use a saucepan.

Walker: You're putting the whole mug on the stove? On medium heat? Your stove is enchanted.

Ava: Do none of you own a fucking kettle?

[yelenaenthusiast]

just imagine bob getting kidnapped

Kidnapper, on the phone: I've kidnapped Bob. Bail will be €10000-".

Bucky: Oh no. DON'T HURT HIM. DO YOU HEAR ME??

Kidnapper: I won't hurt Bob if you pay the-

Bucky: Shut the fuck up BOB CAN YOU HEAR ME???? DO NOT HURT HIM!

Kidnapper, now sweating: what

[yelenaenthusiast]

MORE thunderbolts tweets

[yelenaenthusiast]

random thunderbolts headcanons but its annoying things

bucky: "doesnt want anything" and then stares at other ppls fries like a sad cat

john: asks for advice and gets genuinely upset when the rest give the advice he didnt want

yelena: doesnt use the last of ANYTHING (sheet of toilet paper, cookie from a pack) because she doesnt feel like changing it/throwing the packaging out

alexei: talks in movie theaters/during movie night

ava: does not pay back and waits until the rest just forgets

bob: spamtexts like fucking CRAZY

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

I love the thought of the new avengers showing up in doomsday with bob in tow and everyone else being like

“who the fuck is that”

“bob”

“why is he here”

“he’s our friend”

[cryingmyeyesviolet]

another thing I could see: bob finally going sentry and everyone else being like “why the Fuck has he been doing nothing this whole time” but then cut to the new avengers going “oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck”