Customer Service Woes

[getoutofmystore]

Customer: are the raspberries two for five dollars?

Me: no sorry, that's the blackberries

Customer: oh, but they were on the same table *looks at me expectantly*

Me: yes.... But these are raspberries

[alwaysphilthy]

[getoutofmystore]

No

No, I cannot change the prices of a product. They are not set by me, they are set by head office. No, it is not my fault that prices have risen. It is the thieves fault for taking our products. They make the prices increase because of our loss of stock. No, it is not a woman's fault that the store isn't the layout you prefer. No, I don't have any fresher vegetables for you, as these just came off the truck and onto the shop floor. No, the item is not free because it won't scan, or scanned at the wrong price. No, it is not the self checkout machine's fault. It is yours. Read the screen or use your brain. No, I will not smile for you. I wasn't in a bad mood until you were a complete arsehole. Treat someone the way you want to treated.

[bladesoftrinity]

Do not argue with me

If you ask me a question about something to do with my work or a product that I sell, my answer is correct. Do not question my knowledge about my store. If I don’t know something, I will inform you of that and ask someone who would know.

If you stand there and argue with me about something that is correct and continue yelling at me that I am wrong and that you want to speak to someone else, they will come and tell you the exact same thing.

Get off your damn high horse, listen to what I’m saying and don’t say I’m wrong just because I am younger than you and am a woman.

If you think you can do your job better than me, I’ll let the manager know and you can have my damn job.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you always find some reason to come behind our counter.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because this is corporate and we are not going to change the price no matter how many times you throw an offer.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you think you can do our jobs better than we can, yet you’re impatient and lazy.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because when you’re waiting in line, we can see you keep checking the time.  If you were in such a hurry to be somewhere, you should have done your shopping earlier.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you ask for more of a discount when you’re already getting a second, equally priced item, completely free.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because if something doesn’t scan the first time you “joke”  it must be free.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you refuse to hang up your phone while we wait on you, then have the nerve to call us rude.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you show up to check out like a pig, eating and drinking products before you’ve even paid for them.

[whywehateyou]

We hate you because you refuse to hang up your phone while we wait on you, then have the nerve to call us rude.

[armybrat08]

Pet peeve: When I’m looking for the produce number and the customer tells me what kind of fruit/vegetable it is.

[whoneedsoptimism]

You look bored! I’ll give you a job to do!

Every customer ever while chuckling to themselves (via whoneedsoptimism)

[getoutofmystore]

Guest: Oh, however you want to do it is fine.

Guest: (rebags every single item)

[dailyreasontobehappy]

being a cashier means that according to the customers, you either know every single thing about everything or you are clueless and incompetent and can’t be trusted regarding anything