Just Because

[lemonstops]

[classicsnake]

THE FACT THAT THERE’S PEOPLE WHO ARE AFRAID OF SNAKES MAKES ME SO SAD I MEAN

[iguanamouth]

look again

[minymilocat]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

the cat won that one

[vacantness-blog]

[aviatorandroid]

zeus: you are condemned to carry the weight of the sky.

atlas: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[drops-of-gahwa-deactivated20181]

10pm : Just one episode

7am : Shit

[happy2bsmiling]

[hipnerd]

This is the same man.

[comic-chick]

I think about this a lot.

[unbotheredmuse]

a lack of communication can really fuck up a lot of good shit

[captainsnoop-deactivated2020041]

Instructions on Food: Cook 20-24 minutes.

Me: Using my Superior Intellect, I have deduced that the Optimal Cooking Time is precisely… 22 minutes. 

[posts-that-only-suck-a-little]

kids: whats for dinner me:

[airdotcaptain]

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

[adriofthedead]

[tobiaswraithwall]

[theshitneyspears]

me: early night tonight for sure

me at 4:03 AM:

[maxandthespidersfrommars-deacti]

Is she green screened into this kitchen?

[arsenicolada]

this is ‘60 yr old gay man that has recently retired to california’ style

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

thats Jeff goldblum

[transcharliekclly-deactivated20]

[ceedling]

[ellendegeneres]

[celebrityho]

sugar daddy: good news doctor says I’m gonna live for another 15 years 

me: