[andhumanslovedstories]

If the frosting! Of your cupcake! Is equal to or greater in height than the cupcake itself! you made a bad fucking cupcake

[andhumanslovedstories]

We can’t as a society keep supporting pastries that are just edible plates for five inch piles of sugar glue

[snekplay-deactivated20181215]

Who hurt you

[getrichordierian]

who do i file a complaint about the weather with

[gothfilter]

the drama

[tenworms]

at any given moment me & my hair are doing something gay and stupid

[irredescent-soul]

[alphaomegv]

@getrichordierian 

[thehispanicatthedisco]

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[dogzzilla]

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[powerfulwizard]

Chaotic Fool, as an alignment, means your moral compass doesn’t matter because whenever you set yourself out to do something you fuck it up.

[getrichordierian]

🤔🤔🤔

[marveldaily]

[getrichordierian]

you ever see something that makes you raise your eyebrows so fast you’re afraid you might strain a muscle

[gaypussyretard]

only rebloggable on saturdays reblog on any other day and the turtle will fuck you

[meladoodle]

[reads ur palm] hey… this line here means you think people who read your palms are really hot…….

[danbutt]

[dongoverlord]

do you ever wish you could unmeet someone…. like,, we had fun times,, but it’s time for me to wipe my memory Sorry Bud 

[zacefronspimp]

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[gothfilter]

i woke up today married to my best friend and that’s pretty fuckin neato