A Literal Trash Can

I like Jojo's Bizzare Adventure and I'm human garbage

[whynotfabulous]

what am i doing with my life?

[whynotfabulous]

what am i doing with my life?

[pettycentral]

[wickedwonderlandd]

I stan ONE Karen

[no-chill-at-all]

[nanajitter]

ok but, that’s p much exactly what it is lmao

[no-chill-at-all]

Chaos mode: For when you need your meat joints really hot really fast

[mystery-moose]

I’m sorry I’m still losing my mind that a microwave has a button marked CHAOS DEFROST

[acrylicbristle]

CHAOS

D E F R O S T

[libraryspectre]

Unsuspecting Tumblr user: these Mic-el-roy brothers seem nice, I think I’ll check out their show mbmbam

Intro: The Mackle-roy brothers are not experts-

Now enraged tumblr user: WHOMST???

[whitepeopletwitter]

[etherealeunoia8]

[cheese-greater-official]

Everyone in these pictures are unbelievably beautiful

[stellatheknave]

Valid lads just booking it

ouchies

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

what the fuck thEY CAN RUN

[nyanbinyuri]

not only can they run but chances are they can run faster than you!

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

nO

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I joined this one Tumblr group chat and I had a conversation that went like this:

Someone: Hey welcome to the chat! Here you can learn how to make the worst decisions of your life!

Me: Why would I need to learn something I've already mastered??

Someone:

Someone: Hey can I get your location?

Someone: Nvm already got it

Then somebody cleared their throat in front of me so I looked up and got decked in the face and then I woke up.

[one-time-i-dreamt]

[myloversnameiscoffee]

The "i woke up" part was a literal fuckin vibe check for me

[previoustags]

This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

[tifaeve]

i spent a lot of time on this

[catchymemes]

Lissajous curve table

[dumbass-in-a-hoodie]

i dont understand what this is but its so mesmerising

[transgirl-link]

The top row circles determine where the dot is on the X-axis, the left row detetmines where it is on the Y-axis. They’re used to show more complex harmonic motion

[salty-dracon]

@the-real-numbers

[the-real-numbers-deactivated202]

Appropriate ways to appreciate this gif:

[yeah-yeah-beebiss-1]

[justspilledcoffee]

Hey guys did I mention I live on a fucking weird island and sometimes land crabs with 8-inch claws try to get into my house

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

cute puppy what breed is he

[purified-zone]

sideways

[grawly]

ascending_shark.mp4

[kalfromkalifornia-deactivated20]

Honestly what did I expect from a caption like that

[sleepingpowler-deactivated20191]

@punpunichu

[dailylilnasx]

[glouris]

Oscar Isaac did this