Swole Bro @getswolebrah - Tumblr Blog

Give it ten and he’ll be blindfolded and tied down, with no idea what the fuck is happening. That’s when you hook his gas mask up to the bong and make him do a couple more hits. Let’s get this jockboy high.

elitealphabro

When the grass mask comes out the fun stars.

athleticbrutalityx

wake and bake and fuck

superiorstr8men

athleticbrutalityx

Deek turning into a monster

brojockhorndog2

get fuckin braindead for @athleticbrutalityx

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kaigondan

My ideal fucking lad. Get him stoned and boned bros 👌

athleticbrutalityx

Fuckboy scumbro rizz

santiagonex

120 Best Gay Themed Movies (1974–2017)

cgo12345

The gym is his

jockdumboy

ohhhhh fuuuuuck bros look at this pic of me layin on the bed like a big dumb horny stinky jock 😵‍💫💪💦

im just sprawled out shirtless with my arms behind my head, abs all popped out, pits n chest all hairy n musky, eyes half closed like my brain aint even on. head tilted back, mouth open a lil… pure empty jock mode. my brain is so full of pink stupid fog i cant even think strait rite now lol

used to be smart but now??? every workout just pumps more pink fog into my skull. all them smart words n ideas get replaced with thick stinky musky jock thoughts. my head feels so light n fuzzy n warm like its stuffed with cotton candy n cum. cant think bout nuthin hard. just flex… sniff my pits… get horny… leak. the transformatin is soooo great bros!!! feelin my brain turn into this dumb pink fog while my body gets bigger n stinkier n my balls stay full n achin is the best feelin ever.

i love bein a big dumb horny stinky brain full of pink stupid fog. my pits smell so strong after liftin but i just sniff em deeper n my cock throbs. my whole room smells like sweaty jock now n it makes me even dumber. no more thinkin about skool or work or any of that crap. my brain is too foggy n pink n slow. all i can do is lay here, show off my abs, let my hairy chest heave, n feel my balls get heavier. the dumber i get the more cum builds up. im always leakin in my shorts, always horny, always stinky. feels so fuckin good to be this stupid n musky.

look at meeee… big chest, hairy pits, tight abs, blue shorts barely hidin my bulge. i cant even remember what day it is. my brain is just pink fog goin “duhhhh… flex… sniff… cum…” over n over. i love how stinky i am. love how empty my head is. love how full n heavy my balls feel all the time. every rep at the gym pushes more smart stuff out n fills me with more pink dumb horny fog. best transformatin ever.

if ur scrollin this n ur brain starts tinglin like “fuck… i wanna be a big dumb horny stinky jock too” — just let it happen bro!!!! stop tryin to think. every time a smart thot pops up just sniff ur pits or flex hard till the pink fog rolls in. go to the gym n sweat till u stink real bad. dont shower too much. let that musky jock smell soak into ur brain n make u dumber. eat big, lift heavy, edge ur cock while chantin “pink fog… stinky pits… full balls… brain off” in ur slow head. look at pics like this every nite n let ur brain melt into pink stupid mush.

the transformatin feels amazin. watchin ur iq leak out while ur body gets swole n hairy n stinky n ur balls swell with thick cum is pure bliss. no more stress. no more overthinkin. just layin around like a dumb horny stinky jock with a head full of pink fog. its so liberatin. u just become this musky empty-headed fucktoy who lives for the pump, the stink, n the loads.

im never goin back. this is me now — a big dumb horny stinky jock with nuthin but pink stupid fog in my head n gallons of cum in my balls. i love how foggy n slow i am. i love how bad i smell. i love bein this full n horny n empty.

broshipness

The process of broification comes with many changes, many of which can and will surprise you once you go through the transformation yourself.

For me, all I had to do was join a gym. I had no intention of "becoming a bro" when I did. I just wanted to improve my mental health and wanted to look nice--and for the first several months that was my mindset--until something began to change in me.

The transformation can look different for everyone, but it can also have a lot of similarities. I can only speak for myself, but here are the changes I've noticed:

Feeling more confident: I noticed myself just not caring about negative opinions of me. While I try to always be nice to the people I interact with, I'm less willing to put up with bullshit and more willing to speak my mind. Boundaries will be set. Even the way I walk feels more naturally confident.

Feeling more masculine: That kinda goes with the previous item, but I also feel more confident as a man. I love my body, I love testosterone, I love having a penis, I love being a man.

Increased libido: I'm horny more often, especially with that pump of testosterone I get after a good gym session. I make a point of giving my cock the love it deserves.

Becoming more sexually dominant: While I've always felt like I had a dormant "dom side", I was always more of a vanilla kinda guy; but since I began going to the gym and embracing my masculinity, it's like that "dom side" finally woke up. And you can bet I'm going to have my fun ;)

New taste in clothes: I'm much more attracted to gym clothes, sports clothes, and clothes that show more skin, both in myself and in other people. I prefer short shorts and gym shorts, cut-off shirts, loose fit tank tops with drop armholes, basketball jerseys, sweatpants with no shirt on, among other things.

Sudden interest in sports: I was never a sports guy, but I grew a sudden interest and watching weightlifting and powerlifting competitions as an extension of my interest in fitness. That somehow led me to get curious about other sports too, like football (NFL). The funny thing is that this was a natural thing for me. At no point did I force myself to get into sports. It just happened.

Interest in meeting other bros: I began craving more brotherhood. I already had regular friends before, but I grew a sudden interest in befriending other bro types, both as people to get inspiration from as well as the fact that I now shared interests with them. I like to say that masculinity needs masculinity and that's what I felt. There's nothing like the bond between bros. You start craving people who are like you and match your bro vibes.

Changes in the way I talk: This one was more of a lowkey change, but I noticed myself become more slangy, saying things like "dude" and "bro" much more often, and even cussing a bit more (but like in a chill kind of way).

Change in personality: While I was always a chill and down to earth guy, I noticed the transformation put a layer of cockiness and upbeatness on top of my personality. There's a kind of "let's fucking go" energy about me.

Craving the gym: And of course, the gym. The more you go, the more you want it. Working out has become more than something I did just because I wanted to better my mental health or look nice. It's something I can't see myself without anymore. The gym has become my second home, because it's where I feel my best self.

I'm sure there are other changes too, but these were the ones that stood out to me the most. If you're on your journey of becoming a bro, keep at it. Keep showing up to the gym and let your mind be absorbed by it. Let it transform you. You got this, bro.

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jockedguy

- Bro, smoke this joint bro. Its like nothin you ever had before, plus you look wicked fuckin tense lately, all up in your own grill, you feel me? Yeah… smoke up bro. Feels fuckin epic amirite? It lasts for fuckin ever, too… all smooth n calm n shit bro. Then when your at the gym with us, your Nu bros, itll feel ten times as fuckin awsum bro. Your gonna feel great, just focusin on the good things in life bro: the gym, your gear, sports. You dont wanna be smart no more huh. Its fuckin hard bro. Let it drop.

- Huhuhuh … fuck this dopes killer brah. Whats it called?

- Nu weed bro, for a Nu you.

bibro420

Dudes, this is it. If there’s a post that’s dominated my erotic imagination more than any other, it’s this one. Fuckin Nu weed, that makes you high and never lets you back down. Fuckin A dude, join Sigma Nu. Join the Team. Get high, get fucked, lose your smarts. Be a bro. Join up.

kaigondan

It’s a fucking Trinity that feeds into each other bros. Weed -> Gym -> Masculinity. Self perpetuating loop.