get your vet on

a sixth (!) year student veterinary medicinehas both no time and too much time

[getyourveton]

The difference between practice and textbook is not only the medicine but also the owners.

People bought a mare they didn’t know was pregnant, I see a clear twin membrane (or what I highly suspect to be a twin membrane), so I make a plan for monitoring and discuss medically aborting her because she was already getting uncomfortable.

They don’t want to do anything more because of financial reasons. And while I have all the compassion in the world for that please don’t let your mare *and* two foals die. Just at least try to get your mare out alive

[vet-and-wild]

Blood donor questioner: in the past 12 months, have you had any accidental needle sticks?

Me, a senior vet student: *sweats nervously*

[avoiding-claws]

Not all bulldogs are sick! My 3 don’t hav any of the breathing injuries. It’s down to the breeding..

[talesfromtreatment]

*whispers in vet tech*: yes they do, you just don't know how to recognize the signs, anon....

[gettingvetted]

^this

[just-shower-thoughts]

You think you are safe but horses are omnivores

[shityouhearatvetschool]

“The new snog, marry, avoid. Treat, refer, kill.”

[veterinaryshitposting]

this is specific to horses yeah?

[ceemoy]

That's accurate for pretty much any species. The horse specific one is "Bute, Box rest, Bullet"

[veterinaryshitposting]

ooh i like this

[getyourveton]

no one really tells you just how often you’ll take x rays of humans with the in practice x ray

and how human ortho’s will then commend you on them

[getyourveton]

smt they don’t show enough in vet shows

That you’ve spent days researching the possible condition of a puppy. You manage to place a catheter in it’s dehydrated body. You stay up all night with it. Syringe feed it, cuddle it. The next morning he’s not better not worse, but eating well and the second day he’s like a new one. He’s sitting up and finding the strength to wag its tail. You make a note to make some financial contributions yourself. On top of the emotional and physical ones. The evening he’s slightly worse but still better than how he came in. He’s a fighter. You spend the night with him again cause he seems to love attention and cuddles. And then he crashes. And you’ve not only spent days and nights here fighting with him, for him. You’ve made a note that if he makes it, you’ll adopt him yourself. You see him as a grown up dog, in your house, he’ll be fine. And then he dies. And then you’re there. And you’ve lost someone you care(d) about. You’ve spent days on the floor with him on top of you cause that’s how he liked to eat. You’ve promised him a home. And you’re powerless. Nature is both too powerful and not powerful enough. And while we can try to sway it one way most days. Some days we just lose.

[shityouhearatvetschool]

“It bleeds everywhere and you ruin your shoes, it’s all very entertaining.”

[getyourveton]

etmoid bleedings

[getyourveton]

you can be very sick, but there’ll always be an animal that’s worse

so just keep working even though you’ve got a fever and can’t see out of your right eye from the headache and combined nausea

Go stand in a field in the rain in your shirt to rectal a horse. I mean. You’ve got a fever, you need to cool off anyway.

and we wonder why mental health is at risk in this job, let alone your physical one

[getyourveton]

good day

first try pastern joint infiltration on the first try

[getyourveton]

shit day

1) sheep in the rain = jeans soaked

2) ICU patient that only eats when being handfed and really needs to eat

3) very emotional euthanasia

4) emergency patient just as you’ve turned off the lights at 9pm and really want to eat something

5) people who you’ve offered to drive past to drop off medication when you’d return home for the night THEN NAGGING YOU ABOUT YOU NOT BEING THERE YET WHILE YOU’VE NOT EATEN SHIT AND HAVE BEEN BUSY CARING FOR ANIMALS TO NOT DIE BUT YES WHEN IS FLUFFY’S MEDS GONNA BE HERE, I TOLD YOU YOU COULD _COME AND GET_ WHEN POSSIBLE, AND WHEN IT WASNT I OFFERED TO DETOUR AND COME DRIVE THEM OVER TO YOU

6) OWNER WHATSAPP AT 9:15PM ABOUT SOMETHING VERY MUCH NOT URGENT AT ALL LIKE AJHFZOIFHERPILFHPZIMGFBHPMGIRFHRZ

7) after working hard and trying to stay in a fit body, I eat something and then have ‘dessert’ by means of fruit juice (innocent, without any adds or whatever), a dad that goes ‘if you’re watching your sugar, you should see how much of it is in fruit juice

[getyourveton]

i have dreams about manuka honey and this is why

Old non healing wound with exposed bone and extensor tendon:

3 days in treatment

6 days in treatment

14 days in treatment

[shityouhearatvetschool]

“Medicine is fraught with the fact that things die fairly easily. Except cows.”

[getyourveton]

It’s not just because I’m a feminist

but male foals in general are way more stupid than female ones?

Like drinking, standing, general Life Things™️ are just so much slower?

For most foals I mean cause #notallmen and stuff

[getyourveton]

Oxytocin is the real MVP

- me, in full foaling season and therefore in full retained placenta season

[getyourveton]

a WTF case

9yo Yorkshire Terrier intact female comes in for bloodwork because - and I cannot stress enough that this was the ONLY complaint - she started whining when she was dreaming in her sleep and the owner wanted to make sure there wasn’t any pathological basis.

Bloodwork comes back with SKY HIGH - and I cannot stress that enough either - kidney values. Complete and severe azotemia. So, she comes in for fluid therapy and ultrasound. We ultrasound a GIGANTIC pus filled uterus.  The dog had been happy, eating, drinking normally, for the last years. Never any sort of complaint except for the whining when she slept.

We took out a 600gr uterus from a 4kg dog. Filled to the brim with chocolate-y pus. WTF. also spay your dogs

[yeeandmoreimportantlyhaw]

[vetnurseventure]

😂😂

[getyourveton]

where’s the lie