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*pauses mid-sentence as the little hamster that lives in my brain abruptly gets off the hamster wheel to go drink water from it's little upside down water bottle*

eldritch-horror-in-a-fursuit

*Stops mid action as the cat controlling my actions via a keyboard Bluetooth connected to my brain has a long stretch*

amateur-artist

*grinds to a hault mid thought as the crow picking words to say from a bowl notices something shiny in the corner of my head room*

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

#*forgets a word because the little mice in my head have all got to talking amongst themselves*

yarnbro

*forgets what I was doing or saying because the potato battery powering my thoughts got eaten by birds again*

scrollingfan

*Descends into gibberish because the little octopus inside my brain pressed the wrong buttons*

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

Okay would someone draw that last one actually, that octopus sounds ADORABLE

drake-dragon

I too love the squishy bois

sergle

this is my brain responding to the differences in Anime Man facial features

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yealukehemmings

nerdycakez

”We’re gonna have to break in”

hap-dagger-deactivated20161205

literally my most favorite thing ever omg

whethervane

please even if you don’t like gravity falls, please, watch this

twentyonehundredmeme-deactivate

That music tho

stimman3000

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magnumpicactus-deactivated20230

somebody tell me wtf this is

aaronbuzz

@magnumpicactus the sand is on top of really hot coal and is pretty much boiling. The dude is dragging the pot of coffee on it to boil it. Its a traditional turkish way to make turkish coffee and its really good.

mondengel-deactivated20231111

i love seeing the amazingly unique, traditional ways different cultures have of achieving the same thing.

ok so someone has definitely done this before and also in better quality but hear me out

totallynotagentphilcoulson

lesbx

obsessed with this actually

facelessoldgargoyle

Hey remember like a month ago when we were all talking about how straight men are attracted to Henry Cavill? The whole perfect performance of masculinity inducing the “do I want to be him or fuck him,” thing?

I found one in the wild!

arroz-con-yolo

I am dying, the subtle gasp when the log splits oh my god

anxietyproblem

penroseparticle

My favorite thing is that Europe is spooky because it’s old and America is spooky because it’s big

meduseld

“The difference between America and England is that Americans think 100 years is a long time, while the English think 100 miles is a long way.” –Earle Hitchner

burntcopper

A fave of mine was always the american tales where people freaked out because ‘someone died in this house’ and all the europeans would go ‘…Yes? That would be pretty much every house over 40 years old.’

‘…My school is older than your entire town.’

‘Sorry, you think *how far* is okay to travel for a shopping trip?’

*American looks up at the beams in a country pub* ‘Uh, this place has woodworm, isn’t that a bit unsafe?’ ‘Eh, the woodworm’s 400 years old, it’s holding those beams together.’

bedlamsbard

A few years ago when I was in college I did a summer program at Cambridge aimed specifically at Americans and Canadians, and my year it was all Americans and one Australian. We ended the program with a week in Wessex, and on the last day as we all piled onto the bus in Salisbury (or Bath? I can’t remember), the professors went to the front to warn us that we wouldn’t be making any stops unless absolutely necessary. We’re headed to Heathrow to drop off anyone flying off the same day, then back to Cambridge.

“All right, it’s going to be a long bus ride, so make sure you’re prepared for that.”

We all brace ourselves. A long bus ride? How long? We’re Americans; a long bus ride for us is a minimum of six hours with the double digits perfectly plausible. We can handle a twelve hour bus ride as long as we get a bathroom break.

The answer. “Two hours.”

Oh.

derinthescarletpescatarian

English people trying to travel around Australia and wildly underestimating distance are my favourite thing

marzipanandminutiae

a tour guide in France told my school group that a particular cathedral wouldn’t interest us much because “it’s not very old; only from the early 1600s”

to which we had to respond that it was still older than the oldest surviving European-style buildings in our country

iguana-sneeze

China is both old and big. I had some Chinese colleagues over; we were discussing whether they wanted to see the Vasa ship (hugely expensive war ship which sank on it’s maiden voyage after 12 min). They asked if it was old, I said “not THAT old” (bearing in mind they were Chinese) “it’s from the 1500s.” To my surprise they still looked impressed, nodding enthusiatically. Then I realised I’d forgotten something: “…I mean it’s from the 1500s AFTER the birth of Christ” and they went “oh, AFTER…”.