Violation

[efloe]

Doing a more low key pew pew thingy for #Julyfourth this year. Next year 2021 is gonna be best. #happylaborday for #thanksgiving (at South Pointe Park) https://www.instagram.com/p/CYLEUt0jof9/?utm_medium=tumblr

[efloe]

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A #womaninlabour is not to be fucked with. I remember that I was late to my seed's #jumpoutthevagina moment. Man, 𝑰 𝑮𝑶𝑻 𝑴𝒀 𝑨𝑺𝑺 𝑲𝑰𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑫!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/CXvAUgBAvG4/?utm_medium=tumblr

[catchymemes]

Via @Jammho (Twitter)

[captain-price-official]

[ranty9000]

quelags domain has the shadow of a dick on it

[theredfallows]

[theredfallows]

[cervinesatyr-deactivated2021083]

@not-voss

[freakspotting]

[freakspotting]

[efloe]

Lmao

[weonsinnombre]

[eselbarondelabirra]

Lloro…!!!

[welele]

Entiendo que no confiaba en sus posibilidades.

[efloe]

Why?

[everythingfox]

big zoomz!

[opelman]

Good pet parenting  😂

[everythingfox]

Ruby thinks she’s a snow leopard

(Source)

[viejospellejos]

SALVADOS!!!

[nowscience-blog]

How many people can say they have played rugby with a Beluga whale? 🐳 🏉

[pugnacious-pacifism]

I’m putting this back on my radar. I want this life

[kinka-juice]

I believe this is Hvaldimir, who, get this, is believed to be a defected Russian spy. Literally.

He showed up in Norway in April 2019 wearing a camera harness labeled “equipment of St. Petersburg”, has tried pulling ropes on boats, is obviously very familiar with people and prefers to hang with people. While we know Russia has marine mammal government programs (the US does too, but it’s bottlenose dolphins and California sea lions), the extent of their programs is not declassified like the US Navy’s are.

He likes to play fetch and be scratched around the blowhole.

He has taken a diver’s knife out of the scabbard, played with underwater drones, stolen a go pro from a kayaker, and other mischief. Notably, it has been said by the Murmansk Marine Biology Institute, who may have been who trained Hvaldimir, that seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

Anyhow, enjoy Hvaldimir (the name combines the Norwegian word for whale, Hval, with Vladimir, as in Putin), the defected Russian spy whale.

[xenocuriosa-deactivated20210412]

seals are better equipped to be polar military animals, as they have high professionalism that belugas lack.

[possibly-the-antichrist-deactiv]

it was only when they got to the bit about liking to play “fetch” 

did i realise they were talking about the whale

not the man 

[vicholas]

[vortigone]

given most footage ive seen of celebrities on this show are immensely uncomfortable at best, seeing tony hawk of all people just go ham with the chaos really adds a lot

[hotboyproblems]

the happy ending he deserved

[drinkyourjuiceshelby]

[toddreu-deactivated20191220]

Sudden urge to go adopt about 20 senior dogs

[30-minute-memes]

Savage farmer

[thecollectibles]

Art by Loputyn

[karlrincon]

This dog is both a good dog and a bad dog at the same time.

[niftyandinterestingstuff]

When your dog is smarter than you…

[toastbutteregg]